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Ristolaz posted:Mom: Tell me about your new GF Mom: Josh Tejada what I told you about giantesses
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lmfao
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Dec 25, 2015 04:30
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The thumbnail makes this look like a Giygas phase
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Dec 25, 2015 04:31
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Lumpy the Cook posted:The thumbnail makes this look like a Giygas phase You read my mind 0.0
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Dec 25, 2015 04:32
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is this the old one or has the list actually gotten bigger? If you stare long enough at it it turns into a magic eye picture.
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Dec 25, 2015 13:36
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Flannelette posted:is this the old one or has the list actually gotten bigger? More of the brown pangolin's corpse has decayed.
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Dec 25, 2015 16:43
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Wait I think that's a pic of a pangolin scale but the rest of the body is being described as missing???
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Dec 25, 2015 16:45
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vampires or something can raise the dead from your dwarves' graveyards/crypts, which is a cool idea, and can even raise severed parts of the dead so you can get rotten arms crawling up to strangle dwarves or an animated skull biting someone who walks too close. Which is badass!!! except it was implemented to just make any old body part come to life, like a single scale(??) or undead leg fur and other stupid poo poo, which last time I played couldn't even be defeated by any means since there's no parts to sever, because toady is a huge retard who wants the dwarves to invent procedurally generated rhythmic poetry forms instead
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Dec 26, 2015 03:17
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Ralp posted:vampires or something can raise the dead from your dwarves' graveyards/crypts, which is a cool idea, and can even raise severed parts of the dead so you can get rotten arms crawling up to strangle dwarves or an animated skull biting someone who walks too close. Which is badass!!! except it was implemented to just make any old body part come to life, like a single scale(??) or undead leg fur and other stupid poo poo, which last time I played couldn't even be defeated by any means since there's no parts to sever, because toady is a huge retard who wants the dwarves to invent procedurally generated rhythmic poetry forms instead Epic.
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Dec 26, 2015 03:22
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He'll your looking at it all wrong. Toady One procedurally generated infinite Monty Python skits completely by accident.
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Dec 26, 2015 03:23
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I'm going to kick his loving rear end, right after I force notch to watch his loved ones getting tortured to death!!!!
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Dec 26, 2015 03:36
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I call it Retard Fortress
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Dec 26, 2015 03:58
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Ralp posted:vampires or something can raise the dead from your dwarves' graveyards/crypts, which is a cool idea, and can even raise severed parts of the dead so you can get rotten arms crawling up to strangle dwarves or an animated skull biting someone who walks too close. Which is badass!!! except it was implemented to just make any old body part come to life, like a single scale(??) or undead leg fur and other stupid poo poo, which last time I played couldn't even be defeated by any means since there's no parts to sever, because toady is a huge retard who wants the dwarves to invent procedurally generated rhythmic poetry forms instead now this is gameing...
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Dec 26, 2015 18:27
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Dwarf Fortress is fascinating to me but I will probably never play it
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Dec 26, 2015 18:32
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In Training posted:Dwarf Fortress is fascinating to me but I will probably never play it I tried I think it's impossible
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Dec 26, 2015 18:39
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Ralp posted:vampires or something can raise the dead from your dwarves' graveyards/crypts, which is a cool idea, and can even raise severed parts of the dead so you can get rotten arms crawling up to strangle dwarves or an animated skull biting someone who walks too close. Which is badass!!! except it was implemented to just make any old body part come to life, like a single scale(??) or undead leg fur and other stupid poo poo, which last time I played couldn't even be defeated by any means since there's no parts to sever, because toady is a huge retard who wants the dwarves to invent procedurally generated rhythmic poetry forms instead I hate to be rude, but you seem to be the retard here who can't see the coolness of procedurally generated poems and dances.
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Dec 26, 2015 18:51
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Also, Toady said that the new form system could be co-opted into some sort of fighting style thing where civs have distinctive martial arts and the library and writing changes can be modded into a magic system based on scrolls and books and what-not. Basically, it's really badass.
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Dwarf Fortress is fuckin winsauce
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Dec 26, 2015 20:05
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In Training posted:Dwarf Fortress is fascinating to me but I will probably never play it Same
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In Training posted:Dwarf Fortress is fascinating to me but I will probably never play it i got really sick and was bedridden for a month and learned how to play dwarf fortress. it literally took me a month to get to a point where i just knew what was going on and nobody wants to do that
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Dec 27, 2015 07:35
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It took me like a day or two maybe.
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Dec 27, 2015 07:39
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Text me.
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Dec 27, 2015 08:52
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its cool to download dwarf fortress after not playing it for 2 years and and remember how to make things solely due to muscle memory
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Dec 27, 2015 09:10
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I have never used mine carts because they aren't in my muscle memory. Same with burrows
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Dec 27, 2015 09:41
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Average Bear posted:I have never used mine carts because they aren't in my muscle memory. Same with burrows mine carts and anything related to controlling water are the only things i've never known how to do in it
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Dec 27, 2015 09:43
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Why bother learning how mine carts work when I have 40 worthless peasants with terrible stats to haul rocks for me.
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Larry Parrish posted:Why bother learning how mine carts work when I have 40 worthless peasants with terrible stats to haul rocks for me. preach
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Hell, with wheelbarrows you got fast hauling anyway.
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Dec 27, 2015 20:16
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Ralp posted:vampires or something can raise the dead from your dwarves' graveyards/crypts, which is a cool idea, and can even raise severed parts of the dead so you can get rotten arms crawling up to strangle dwarves or an animated skull biting someone who walks too close. Which is badass!!! except it was implemented to just make any old body part come to life, like a single scale(??) or undead leg fur and other stupid poo poo, which last time I played couldn't even be defeated by any means since there's no parts to sever, because toady is a huge retard who wants the dwarves to invent procedurally generated rhythmic poetry forms instead The good news is he literally just let us know this is getting fixed today. Should be in the next update.
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Dec 28, 2015 17:27
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If elephants are 'E' what are giant elephants?
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Dec 28, 2015 18:09
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Flannelette posted:If elephants are 'E' what are giant elephants? E
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Big God drat Motherfucking E.
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rediscover posted:its cool to download dwarf fortress after not playing it for 2 years and and remember how to make things solely due to muscle memory For some reason I feel like I want to hit "J" on this incomplete building but I have no idea why, or what J even does????
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Ralp posted:For some reason I feel like I want to hit "J" on this incomplete building but I have no idea why, or what J even does???? i don't know what any of the buttons do but i can close my eyes and create a dining hall
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Dec 28, 2015 20:47
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Ralp posted:right after I force notch to watch his loved ones getting tortured to death!!!! he is tormented enough by his billions of dollars and his mansion full of candy machines
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Dec 29, 2015 01:22
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The amount of training I did to learn dwarf fortress was incredible.
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Dec 29, 2015 09:10
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The hardest part about DF was always the incomprehensible ASCII graphics. But it supports tiles so whatever.
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Dec 29, 2015 09:19
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Lol now I'm remembering all the insane people who think using tile sets was impure or whatever there crazy brains told them and if you admitted to using a tile set all the old heads would laugh at you and call you a weak little fag
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The ASCII hurts my eyes dude.. gently caress off. <-- possibly one way you could reply to someone bullying you about dwarf fortress tile sets
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