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happyhippy posted:Read it. it also reads extremely poorly compared to the bible, with large amounts of repetition, vagueness, self-contradictions (that's par for the course with religious texts but in this case it often happens in the same surah) and just ugly language.
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gently caress the ROW posted:after you get him fired take a vacation in case he shoots up the pklace Make sure you have your office screensaver a picture of us landing on the moon and planting the good flag of the US OF A and the words "There is no moon god here."
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Neurosis posted:it also reads extremely poorly compared to the bible, with large amounts of repetition, vagueness, self-contradictions (that's par for the course with religious texts but in this case it often happens in the same surah) and just ugly language. you're hosed when isis take over brother
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gently caress the ROW posted:the same thing you'd do if he gave you a bible - get his rear end fired gently caress the ROW posted:after you get him fired take a vacation in case he shoots up the pklace
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The first one's always free.
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Before you know it you'll be blowing paycheck after paycheck on qurans. Hell I don't even know what you do with all these things.
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why do you even work at a place that hires muslims
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Parallax Scroll posted:why do you even work at a place that hires muslims This. Return the book back to him smeared with pig poo poo and bacon
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Dec 23, 2015 02:56
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You do whatever OP, I'm adding you to my 2016 death pool regardless
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:You do whatever OP, I'm adding you to my 2016 death pool regardless Lol
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Read it, don't read it, whatever; that part's up to you. However... over the course of a few weeks, pretend to become more fervently interested. If you can, play it out and pretend to become radicalised and thank him profusely, etc. and then start dropping subtle hints that you're gonna blow the place up and he might wanna stay home that day. Something like that, I'll leave it to your interpretation. Then, just before you detonate your bomb-cardigan you shout out "The Aristocrats!" and run away.
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:You do whatever OP, I'm adding you to my 2016 death pool regardless You should be a bookie you got screet knowledge.
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Dec 23, 2015 03:18
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It's nice to be nice.
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Just keep it around even if you don't read it. You've just doubled the holy books you likely have laying around. Remember that a dude from that movie "the mummy" was saved cuz he had a bunch of holy poo poo around and found the right one to appease the creature. You never know when you might come across a rogue djinn or something else that needs koran-swatting. Or there's also Elder Things which are allergic to order regardless of its physical form. Keep it around and stay metaphysically safe. As safe as possible, that is
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Behead him.
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Dec 23, 2015 03:33
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print out that picture of moohammad
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Is it gonna kill you to just read the thing? It's probably the most wide read thing in the world take a loving interest SHITBIRD
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Sever. His head!
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Put it up your butt
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OP, just open the book to a random page, bring up the book and page close to your face. Then right in front of him, poke a hole in the page with your tongue. Gruffly close the book and drop it flat back on the desk or table in front of you. Look at him with a stoic expression and calmly say, "Now, what?"
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Call Trump
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In the future please do not fraternise with the enemy.
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Fart on it lol
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Go out, get laid, and never think about it again.
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blow your load in it and give it back to him
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Lol everyone is spooked What are your thoughts OP? If you practice a religion already you may want to pray about it. If not, are you curious about the book or why your coworker recommends it? People be treating dis book like its a videocassette of infinite jest yo
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Maybe you could share your thoughts on any passages if you choose to read any
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Has anyone ever made Quran porn? Like gangbangs on it? Or just sex on piles of Qurans?
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Microwaves Mom posted:Has anyone ever made Quran porn? yes it shockingly did not end well I think the people are still in hiding.
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:blow your load in it and give it back to him Haha talk about proselytizing
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Microwaves Mom posted:Has anyone ever made Quran porn? Why do white ppl love the idea of desecrating things?
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4outof5 posted:yes it shockingly did not end well I think the people are still in hiding. lol really? got a link to an article about it?
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Leave it hanging over the toilet roll in your nearest office bathroom
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Microwaves Mom posted:Has anyone ever made Quran porn? In Salman Rushdie's The Satanic Verses, one of the main characters dreams a blasphemous version of Mohammad's life that features (among other things) an underground brothel where each of the prostitutes poses as one of the Prophet's wives.
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Waltzing Along posted:He's muslim and a cool guy. We get along well. But now I am uncomfortable because I have no interest in become a terrorist. I mean a muslim. The answer is clearly to look for plot holes in it (I've never read the Quran but it's like the bible it's full of them) then grill him with unwinnable questions, of course. Commie NedFlanders posted:Why do white ppl love the idea of desecrating things? No, no. It's not that it at all. It's that we cannot resist making porn parodies of -everything-, even if it's a terrible, horrible idea. See: Simpsons porn, ET Porn..  Pictured Above: Actual shot from ET Porno. Yes they gently caress this thing. Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 05:23 on Dec 23, 2015 |
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Hey, free book man.
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Nooner posted:The scientologists offered me a free personality test when I walked past their church last night an e meter just reads the electricity on your skin I think? so I wonder if you could like press a 9volt into your flesh or step on a thumbtack while you're getting a reading and make the emeter go nuts.
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City of Tampa posted:go buy a copy of Dianetics and give it to him tomorrow and ask him to read little bit of it That, or Battlefield Earth.
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