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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > TELL me about getting oiled up! (Being a lubrication technician.)
 
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Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Ohnonotme posted:

I'm a Mechanical Engineer, with a Masters in Tribology.
People just ask me what is wrong with their washing machine, all the time.
I ask them what it sounds like just to hear a poor imitation of a washing machine which needs a £7 bearing replaced, then tell them it's hosed, make the drum into a fire pit and go and buy a new one.

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I guess this is what the OP can look forward to?

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