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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > TELL me about getting oiled up! (Being a lubrication technician.)
 
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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
If your hippie gf is under 30 you should use coconut oil, if she's over 30 grapeseed oil, due to the generationally shifting preferences for butt oils among hippie girls.

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Tawd posted:

And if she's right on the cusp you gotta blend?

Sound advice but you forget about the near-universal compatibility and intergenerational appeal of sweet almond oil.

IDK, mabye avocado but I think the answer is either/or because it's a hippy and they're easy going with rear end lube so long as it comes from mother nature

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