angry_keebler posted:

startled, you sit down to enjoy some pirated games on your ps4 but wait a second, that's right, the ps4 is a computer too.

instead of booting up your ps4 makes a fairly spooky sound and then shows your neighbor's crippled kid crying and your neighbor (who's also your employee somehow? whatever) under his sink making dad noises because he can't afford a computer to search for local plumbers with a good angie's list score so he's too busy to go chritmas shopping for new crutches for his crybaby son

suddenly the view switches to a storm sewer and inside you can see hideo kojima frozen solid with a sad smile on his face. if only you hadn't pirated the phantom pain!