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Anthrovore posted:I legit think the guy may have a fetish for destroying scuba gear, a lot of the stories and art have that as a subject He's def-o been kicked out of a scuba club by underwater bullies atleast twice  but with a spear gun I guess
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Dont kinkshame OP
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that is a very serious punishment for unregistered oxygen tank ownership
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Dec 25, 2015 17:22
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yeah you "found" this
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Dec 25, 2015 17:24
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quote:"Real right 'christmas trees' some of this lot are: this one's got a big movie camera, writing board, lobster hook, speargun, 6 wreck-hacking tools on his weightbelt, goodie bag with already a wreck-picked binocular in it." it noted as it routinely shovelled him up; he was the last of them. 
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Dec 25, 2015 17:26
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these were made by someone with full blown autism right?
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Dec 25, 2015 17:33
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:Author is either 14 or 40. It says here that he's retired. He made a sea patrol game but I can't get it to run. Maybe someone with dos box can give it a shot. http://www.buckrogers.demon.co.uk/software/software.htm
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Grave $avings posted:But wait! He draws too Novel: the comic book can someone please read this and tell me where it falls in the Sea Patrol canon
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Dave_Indeed posted:I just realized one of the Sea Patrol goons has a blowtorch and loving lolled my dick off. We're the Sea Patrol we arrest you and set you on fire, goddamn recreational aqua lungs! Aspergers is the best social disorder by far. It's standard kit man 
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A warning to people who still hope to swamp us with numbers and make us a dead-letter and get back to dive-as-you-like. We have more and much better kit and training than you.  
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I like how all the loot mentioned is in clear view.
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Dec 25, 2015 17:54
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doing this to a compressed gas cannister seems like a bad idea but im not in the SEA PATROL so what do I know  
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Dec 25, 2015 17:57
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Foreverial geared up scuba guys.
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"Oi you, drop that camera and 'oppit! " I ordered a nosy bystander; later back at base we found this picture in his camera. 
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Dec 25, 2015 18:00
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We escorted them to a nearby beach for pickup. Onshore, one of them suddenly pulled a loaded speargun out, but our issue weapons and training decided the matter as usual as our squad-leader's Mossberg Mariner pump-action shotgun (patrol issue with a pistol grip and no butt) disposed of him.  SEA PATROL always gets their man
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Dec 25, 2015 18:04
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my god the detail on that shotgun cartridge
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No graphics program would ever come with some of the bizarre poo poo on display here pre-made, so someone spent hours and hours of their life getting every detail juuuuuuust right on their fantasy land "issue" equipment. Dude seriously loves the word "issue", and has a massive hard on for being authoritarian murderer. Was he kicked out of a police force or something as well as a scuba club?
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Dec 25, 2015 18:10
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This is beautiful
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Dec 25, 2015 18:14
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rename the firing range to My Salt-Proof Mossberg
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Angry Birds Suicide posted:We escorted them to a nearby beach for pickup. Onshore, one of them suddenly pulled a loaded speargun out, but our issue weapons and training decided the matter as usual as our squad-leader's Mossberg Mariner pump-action shotgun (patrol issue with a pistol grip and no butt) disposed of him. Oh drat. I wonder what size shot that 12g shell is? Must be a secret SEA PATROL size only they know about.
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Cailsdack rules the waves.
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Mr. Appleyard posted:On my way back, I heard and investigated aqualung bubbling. I found the cause where he had sneaked in down a disused boat-stair. He was in the way of shipping. He had no sonar transponder. He was easy to see with the bright colors on his kit. "Yet another chlorine-breathing alien in for a look round". I thought irritatedly at his bright yellow cylinder. Another one who neither knew or cared about either us or the rules about gas cylinder colors. He floundered round heavily to try to face me: aqualungs are heavy and stick out and make the diver heavy and slow in turning. He knew so little that he made the scoobydoo `circle and point' "hallo" sign at me as if to another sport club member. My eyes showed no emotion through the small eyeholes above my efficient-looking rebreather-mask as I punched the scoobydoo's `pillbox mask' off, and pulled his mouthpiece out as I pulled my hand back. I ordered him to surface and get on land. I followed him.  police brutality power fantasy, underwater flavor
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i masturbate while thinking about murdering people over their improper gas cylinder colors all the time, so this really speaks to me.
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Angry Birds Suicide posted:We escorted them to a nearby beach for pickup. Onshore, one of them suddenly pulled a loaded speargun out, but our issue weapons and training decided the matter as usual as our squad-leader's Mossberg Mariner pump-action shotgun (patrol issue with a pistol grip and no butt) disposed of him. good job, sea patrol
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Spent six years in the loving navy when I could have been causing a ruckus w/ SEA PATROL God drat it
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cailsdack or whatever seems to be fictional, but bsac is just a loosely affiliated group of british diving clubs. so yes, they rule the waves.
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Nobody and no weather keeps us out of the water
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Dec 25, 2015 19:00
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I smell the makings of a cash-grab hollywood movie.
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I'm still not 100% clear on what crimes these people being shot down have committed 
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Professor Shark posted:I'm still not 100% clear on what crimes these people being shot down have committed unsanctioned sport diving
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irresponsible diving practices, diving without permission from SEA PATROL, unsafe cylinder colours
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He made a video game. http://larashots.com/appleyard/software/software.htm 
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Wasabi the J posted:Foreverial geared up scuba guys.
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these sea patrol guys are kicking everybody's rear end
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When I grow up im going to SeaPatrol University!
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Everything is so rigorously labeled 
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Ludicro posted:He made a video game. The game works now?
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 They realized that the order of things at sea had changed, as they watched Sea Patrol men sorting out the cylinders and weights and other large unburnables and steadily shovelling all the rest of their club expedition's diving gear into a transportable incinerator. Click here for image. The message sank in. Diving is work. Diving gear is work kit. Not for messing about in for pleasure any more. The same for boats and cars and anything else that uses up fuel or raw materials. "This is no good," a prisoner said. "having to sit in my wet wetsuit handcuffed in this draughty cell watching a Sea Patrol heavy steadily stoker-shovelling all our diving gear into that incinerator, and the diesel exhaust smell from that dumper which brought it all here. And where's my car?". "Silence in the cells." the stoker ordered without turning round, "You should have thought of that before deciding not to apply for a diving permit. You'll get your car back if the commandant says so when he tries you lot.". 
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