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Ludicro posted:Makes one wonder why they wouldn't just target manufacturers of scuba equipment and deal with the 'problem' at the source. It's like when head shops sell "water pipes" for "tobacco use only", I bet. All the dive shops are selling "regulation gear" for "work use only". SEA PATROL will sort 'em out eventually.
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DoctorStrangelove posted:I will write SEA PATROL versus Holy Diver eventually. Maybe. Probably not but it could happen. FanFiction.net makes you wait 12 hours after registering an account to post anything. So it will have to wait until tomorrow.
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Casimir Radon posted:There's that world of diving mmo coming out soon. We could start a Sea Patrol that goes around harassing scoobydoos. You're kidding me that would be awesome
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etalian posted:Sea Patrol can't stick to having just high tech or low tech ways to execute scooby dos. Everyone loves feeling the crack of the skull of some unlicensed, clueless Scoobydoo who can't even manage to get his tank colors right!
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as if you had a chance to execute a scoobydoo scofflaw with a bassball bat you wouldn't jump on it like wide on rice.
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a starwar betamax posted:as if you had a chance to execute a scoobydoo scofflaw with a bassball bat you wouldn't jump on it like wide on rice. I prefer executing scoobydoos with ray guns, because then I can use the raygun on their tank and blow it up too. Two problems, one gun. Though a baseball bat will do in a pinch, it doesn't cut the mustard.
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Holy poo poo, the clubs that SEA PATROL is equipped with are supposed to be pickaxe handles. Such a bizarre thing to be hung-up on. Like even moreso than electromagnetic-powered nailguns, Mossberg Mariner rust-proof pump-action shotguns or helicopter-backpacks.
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The pickaxe handle...an elegant weapon...for a more civilized age.
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Some folks call it a pickaxe handle, but I call it a pick helve, mmmm hmmm.
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Dr Cheeto posted:The pickaxe handle...an elegant weapon...for a more civilized age.
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What's the statue of limitations on recreational diving? I just found out my dad used to scuba dive for fun back in the 1970s....
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I can only hope someone makes a new Sea Patrol thread when this one is goldmined, Obsurveyor is still working on his game! I was thinking of adding some of the many highlights of the thread to the OP for the goldmine, but looking back over it I kind of like the descent into insanity over the first few pages, I made this thread five minutes after finding the larashots site and had no idea just how awesome Sea Patrol would turn out to be. Thoughts? Also no sea patrol fanfic would be complete without at least one scene where one frogman tells another about the merits of the Siebe-Gorman company/ its rebreathers
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Anthrovore posted:I can only hope someone makes a new Sea Patrol thread when this one is goldmined, Obsurveyor is still working on his game! seconding the no highlights. it was as you said a terrifying gradual descent into the mind of a crazy man.
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Casimir Radon posted:There's that world of diving mmo coming out soon. We could start a Sea Patrol that goes around harassing scoobydoos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYWJMt9zuDM poaching "salvaging" customising your equipment Practically everything that goes on in that video would throw a stalwart SEA PATROL man into a murderous rage
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:well if we're getting goldmine'd thanks for a great thread guys
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I myself prefer the elegance of using your diving knife to cut a swimmer's hose and watching the life leave his panicked eyes
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Dave_Indeed posted:I bet he went in to the aquarium and just wailed on some manta ray things in that section where they swim around and you get to pet them as they go by.
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Herman Merman posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYWJMt9zuDM Well up for joining a SEA PATROL goonswarm when that game comes out.
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DoctorStrangelove posted:Holy poo poo, the clubs that SEA PATROL is equipped with are supposed to be pickaxe handles. Such a bizarre thing to be hung-up on. Like even moreso than electromagnetic-powered nailguns, Mossberg Mariner rust-proof pump-action shotguns or helicopter-backpacks. back in my day when carrying out very legal and work related diving activity, we used pickaxe handles as tools occasionally because we forgot to order the correct regulation-type sticks 
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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a starwar betamax posted:as if you had a chance to execute a scoobydoo scofflaw with a bassball bat you wouldn't jump on it like wide on rice. That's an issue pick axe handle, 3 ft long and sometimes used to bash sharks on the nose, not some 'baseball bat, you clueless scoobydoo.
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Darkman Fanpage posted:dad scuba. so what Scuba enabler.
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Chanted: Sea patrol! Sea patrol! Boiler suits on! Sea patrol! Sea patrol! Boilersuits on! Sung: Wherever adventure seek us, The sea patrol is there! Whatever feat before us, The sea patrol will dare! Out about and round the bend Recreational diving we will end, By land, by sea, by air, we brave For Sea Patrol controls the waves! Chanted: Sea patrol! Sea patrol! Boiler suits on! Sea patrol! Sea patrol! Boiler suits on! Sung: Whoever dives too freely The sea patrol will catch! When the foe's resolve is steely, The sea patrol will match! Plundered wrecks, and day-glo tanks, and evil-doers in the scooby ranks, we will catch, we will beat, and dig their grave, For Sea Patrol controls the waves! Chanted: Sea patrol! Sea patrol! Boiler suits on! Sea patrol! Sea patrol! Boiler suits on! Boiler suits on! On!
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Herman Merman posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYWJMt9zuDM how do you kill people in this
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with a pickaxe handle or a raygun, duh  or maybe a salt-resistant mossberg
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it's still in development, it should be no problem to ask the devs to implement a few new features
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DoctorStrangelove posted:Holy poo poo, the clubs that SEA PATROL is equipped with are supposed to be pickaxe handles. Such a bizarre thing to be hung-up on. Like even moreso than electromagnetic-powered nailguns, Mossberg Mariner rust-proof pump-action shotguns or helicopter-backpacks. it's an old fashioned working class weapon, featured in countless strike breaking actions and very popular in demonstrations for over a century. in italy it's nicknamed "the stalin" and historically brandished by the communist party's security service at parades. some union workers still march in parades in anti-riot police formation, holding "stalins" horizontally in front of them with both hands do you remember that turkish blockade runner bringing aid to the gaza strip, that was boarded by israeli marines a few years ago? most of the weapons they confiscated were pickaxe handles it's a euro thing I guess
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hackbunny posted:it's an old fashioned working class weapon, featured in countless strike breaking actions and very popular in demonstrations for over a century. in italy it's nicknamed "the stalin" and historically brandished by the communist party's security service at parades. some union workers still march in parades in anti-riot police formation, holding "stalins" horizontally in front of them with both hands I see. But all the other SEA PATROL weapons are so tacti-cool/high tech, why would they be using such a low-class weapon? Is a proper baton too much to ask for when you've got yourself jetpacks and rayguns?
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Testikles posted:Chanted: SEA PATROL salutes you. 
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DoctorStrangelove posted:I see. But all the other SEA PATROL weapons are so tacti-cool/high tech, why would they be using such a low-class weapon? Is a proper baton too much to ask for when you've got yourself jetpacks and rayguns? otoh, hobnailed boots
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:well if we're getting goldmine'd thanks for a great thread guys SHAME DESTRUCTOR
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That feel from the good old days when the ocean was free of all these half lung scooby snorkle-heads.
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Detective Thompson posted:It's like when head shops sell "water pipes" for "tobacco use only", I bet. All the dive shops are selling "regulation gear" for "work use only". SEA PATROL will sort 'em out eventually. That's why they're selling scoobydoo gear out of fast food joints and bars, but SEA PATROL busts those up and vacuums everyone involved. gohuskies posted:SEA PATROL follows scoobydoos wherever they go. They thought they'd be able to dive safely in inland lakes... they thought wrong. They need to get rid of that drat house as well, it would never survive on a mountain lake. Clearly amateurs failing at looking inconspicuous, might as well color it dayglo like their tanks.
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d'aww :3
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Seeing as how the graphics are, the Sea Patrol animated series would probably be more of a Beast Wars vintage show.
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Q: How do you stop 5 scoobies from recreationally diving in your blue hole? A: With gamma bursts.
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Maybe if you're on LADY SEA PATROL. I'd use a pick handle myself.
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This thread makes me wish for a Sea Patrol themed version of Xcom. Over time you upgrade your sea patrol troops from pick ax handles to rail guns. Instead of preventing terror missions like in Xcom you do ops such as breaking into random dive instructor schools to massacre all the participants.
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