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Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
In the summer of '02 learned how to cultivate mushrooms with psychoactive properties. I had a similar experience on harvest day. I crammed a bunch of them in my mouth and started getting ready to go out. Then my girlfriend started complaining about cramps and asked me to go get her some midol. Fine whatever I was planning on going out to explore nature anyways. So I put on my little boots and set out for adventure. Well I made it about half way to the corner store when I noticed a tree that was too close to the road. I stopped to stare at it, and I became really upset because if I were a tree I wouldn't want to have been so close to the road. And gently caress, there weren't even any trees near it. It could see the trees in the park across the street all hanging together, but this poor tree was all alone. I decided that there was nothing I could do for the poor tree so I continued my hike to the store. I was real tore up about it though. There was a gentleman sitting on the stoop laughing at the crying man buying midol, thats about all I remember.

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