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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > DGSW: The animated series
 
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Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
Fart or poo poo So What?
In this episode DGSW is too drunk and too fat to get off the couch and things get further complicated when a rumbling in DGSW's bowels challenges him to ask himself the hard questions: Does DGSW have to fart? Will he poo poo his pants if he doesn't make it to the bathroom in time? Is DGSW too fat to stand? Questions that don't have answers, can't have answers, because in a surprise twist DGSW pisses all over the couch before he can act. Ultimately, DGSW realizes everything he does is meaningless and so accepts that he has to sleep in his own filth regardless of the form it takes.

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