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Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Phenotype posted:

Also, do we know what's wrong with the Arkendish?
Nothing. Charlie made special city infrastructure that would boost the dish's power and capabilities, and it's these boosts that are out of order because of the explosion.

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Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
We skip the parley between Charlie and Parson where the protagonist is convinced to go turncoat, but we get to see the antagonist's side of the preparations for something which we had already been told (through the character with oracular powers who had already demonstrated her predicting powers are reliable) would be happening shortly.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/nopeavi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14


It's dumb and a waste of an update.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Here.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Nabbed, thanks. :)

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Carrasco posted:

Anyway, I bet the bracer is going to get ruined now that it's being used like this

Or it'll remain in Transylvitan hands.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
It doesn't really spoil anything IMO.

It's about as spoilery as, say, Rowling saying that there will probably be a scene involving both Snape and Dumbledore in a book after the first. Yes but how? That doesn't tell you that Snape kills Dumbledore so you can speculate in a thousand directions. So here's my speculation: The way he's phrased his answer also implies that it's not solid yet, it's all made conditional by "there are some plans" and "if everything goes as we hope it will" and in fact the way I read it, it seems to me he was basically planning a spin-off series. You don't write "if everything goes as hoped" to describe your writing process, you use it to describe a planned venture.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
The situation is looking kind of ominous for Vanna. Did Bennie really convince Don King?

And the idea that this guy is an archon? That seems far-fetched, and not just because he's a guy and all archons seen so far are female.

I agree with Sefer that the line refers to the archon in GK, but I don't think it's her who is saying that line: she's the one who objected to diplomacy and the chief warlord is the one dismissing the idea of using Stanley and claiming there's no alternative than diplomacy. He's telling her he's got a mission for her, basically.

Cat Mattress fucked around with this message at 19:14 on May 27, 2016

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

reignonyourparade posted:

This whole charade is to give an "official" way for him to know about it to hide the fact that he can listen in on thinkagrams.

Except Vanna isn't officially working for him.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Carrasco posted:

Jesus poo poo.

So the previous description of how she became Bad was "she broke an oath for reasons of love", right? Because that's...not accurate, even in the "from a certain point of view" sense.

She got a warning out of love of discovery, as she revealed secrets to Bill in an attempt at research and experiments with combined magic.

Then she triggered the punishment when she broke her oath not to say anything anymore about this to anyone when she told Ponzie what was happening to her and the doll, and the "certain point of view" here is that she willingly broke the oath because she felt she could trust Ponzie with these secrets because she loved him.

It's definitely not about the relationship between her and Bill, it's about the relationship between her and Science! in the first part, and then between her and Ponzie in the second.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Well, here's what you could do: go here instead. Then tap on the thumbnail for the latest update to load the article for the latest update, and once it's loaded tap on it again to display only the image.

The wiki's layout is pretty awful on mobile but it's still manageable, and this way you don't get permatweet and other garbage.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
They noticed that the site was awful on mobile: http://www.erfworld.com/blog/view/50048/need-a-css-guru

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Jamie Noguchi wanted to go do his own thing; Xin Ye had a lot of issues to deal with; David Hahn's style ultimately was disliked by most readers.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
New page, or for mobile, direct link to image.

The text at the end is not entirely legible.

yes - he's fl***** (flinching? flemish? flamoral?)

not ready to share intel -
want answers from you first

is GK serious about
peace w us?

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
http://www.tfd.com/flexural

Well then. It really exists and yeah it looks like the best OCR fit for the barely-legible word. I take it to mean Don King is bending his views around, from very hostile to GK to willing to entertain an alliance. Flexible wouldn't fit as well as it would mean he'd always be open to compromise rather than after being driven to it by circumstances (a very weakened position against an old enemy, tension with his chief warlord and head caster doubting his choices, and growing distrust of his protégée).

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Given that nobody outside of a handful of archons know what Charlie actually looks like, what would Charlescomm signamancy even be? A dish for a head?

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Hob_Gadling posted:

I think this is just a bluff. Don wants to measure just how high Parson values himself. Almost any other unit would self-sacrifice if it saved the side millions plus gained a permanent ally.

Problem with that, is that Don King quite clearly said this was an agreement with Parson, not with Stanley. Once Parson disappears, how binding does the agreement remain? That's the kind of loophole people like Charlie and Parson look for. Consider this scenario:
1. Transylvito allies with GK and stuff
2. In the same turn, Parson uses the scroll and goes bye-bye
3. Transylvito breaks alliance with GK and receives lots of schmuckers from Charlescomm.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Odds of decryption?

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

A.o.D. posted:

Most importantly, those two corpses represent incontrovertible evidence that Charlescomm is actively plotting against the magic kingdom, which is what the Minds lacked until now.

Only if they can be exhibited as evidence. This will require either moving them out (which would preserve them) or otherwise allowing other casters to see them where they are.

In the first case they need to replicate the ability to dig through bedrock to get at the bodies. Either they somehow take control of the action figure, and get it to use the wonky wrench; or they convince a dirtamancer and a carnimancer to link up with them to create a new wonky wrench. Alternatively some summoning spell (from a link with findamancers?) to teleport the bodies. Regardless of which unlikely scenario is used, the result is that the bodies are moved and therefore preserved, allowing them to be later decrypted.

The second case is simpler but requires the Great Mind to reveal one of their closely guarded secrets. They might think that the outcome (allowing them to censure Charlie) will be worth it. In that situation the bodies will just disappear.

Finally there is the "none of the above" scenario. The Great Mind don't have any evidence to show to the other independent casters, and the bodies disappear.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

XkyRauh posted:

Didn't one of the Decrypted Archons take the Arkenpliers back during the struggle in the Magic Kingdom?

Bonnie did, yes.

NihilCredo posted:

Who do you think could have stolen the Arkenpliers?

Sizemore, perhaps. Janis asked him to do something that would conflict with his duty: http://archives.erfworld.com/Book+3/207

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

NihilCredo posted:

He destroyed the original Faq. Presumably killing her father in the process.

He razed a kingdom she didn't care for and killed a father she hated, allowing her to live a life of mindless mercenary action she enjoyed more than all.

Also the real culprit here is Wanda because Stanley would never have even heard of Faq without her.

Jillian is all about cognitive dissonance.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

Re the comic's front page: how do you even spend 1000+ dollars in Erfworld store credit.

In December? Gifts for friends and family. Dwagon plushies for the kids. Then some books for those who might like them.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Corpses are intact. I think newly-promoted Overlord Caesar might be persuaded to participate in helping rescue Wanda and retrieve the 'pliers.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
You're listing a bunch of things that make her return a lot juicer, narratively, than her staying dead.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Looks like Caesar is on board for Operation: Decryption.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Onmi posted:

Gobwin Knob and Charlescomm's portal's are sunk, preventing them from pulling any more poo poo in the Magic Kingdom

What does "sunk" mean? Literally pulled underground? Perhaps even inside the bedrock? Because that won't stop people who have the Wonky Wrench...

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Things we actually learned:
* Maggie got her pendant back
* Skyy Appletini is sarcastic

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Zoe posted:

And someone in the official thread pointed out that the other Predictamancers would not only be aware of this whole 'attack the MK' plan, but apparently just fine with it.

That or they predicted it'd be better for them if they didn't attempt to prevent Marie from going to IACFYS (formerly GK).

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
For Janis, the endgame is quite literally to end the game. Specifically, the wargame. She wants to radically change the very nature of the world she lives in. And yes theoretically a possible way for that is the decrypted apocalypse as everyone is turned into a zero-upkeep Wanda cultist, allowing a single empire to cover the entire world without suffering from the diminishing returns of large territories. But if it happens, it's probably not going to happen this way.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

nimby posted:

Interesting that Charlie can suppress thinkamancy from afar when he's at full power with the arkendish. Makes me wonder why he's so apparently laid back, if he's that powerful.

He didn't want to reveal the full extent of his powers, because that's an ace in the hole and also being too scary could be dangerous because apparently each discipline faction of the MK also keeps secret the full extent of their own powers, for pretty much the same reasons.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
A bit of a deiform ex machina, though.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Isaac severed these strings specifically to blind Charlie, so if the doll is still active, it's sloppy work from Mr. Deiform.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Well it just kinda felt like watching one of the "Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing" videos. Wanda won by doing nothing besides a bit of stalling.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Maybe it'll get decrypted.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
The German word used for the spell means "metamorphosis" and notably is the original title to Kafka's story.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Bobulus posted:

I feel kind of lost. Why did the Thinkamancer hivemind decide to do this, again? Almost seems like they gave Charlie a parent-figure to keep him in line or something.

A lot of power, but not much time to use it. It just seemed a good idea at the time.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Bad puns are not the reason why the Xanth books are awful.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
It seemed to make several references to Trumpisms. "That makes me smart" is how Trump justified cheating on his taxes. I don't feel like trawling through thousands of Trump speeches but "I <did more> than any five <guys>", "you know it, I know it, <other people> know it" really sound like the kind of things he'd say.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
At this point I hope Roger's gambit works and Parson gets sent back, because his job is pretty much done and the story is not about him anymore.

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Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
They're just gonna put towerheads everywhere, aren't they?

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