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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
dude




the capitalists have won holy poo poo


:page3:

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somuch_gravy
Oct 25, 2014

this place is good and not bad
i'd love to meet that dudes wife i bet shes wild

E: Wild In Bed :smug:

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Is floor pizza eating supergoon the saurus not keeping you satisfied?

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Henker posted:

So polyamorous people are just narcissistic assholes who need an excuse to gently caress 7 different people at once, right?

Like most sex-subcultures, it is a way for ugly people to get laid.

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

Shithouse Dave posted:

Is floor pizza eating supergoon the saurus not keeping you satisfied?

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before
99% of poly relationships involve ugly people because attractive people know they don't have to have a backup literally in the room with them at all times in case a new relationship doesn't work out

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

abigserve posted:

99% of poly relationships involve ugly people because attractive people know they don't have to have a backup literally in the room with them at all times in case a new relationship doesn't work out

i support polyamory but i went to a meetup for the heck of it and... i saw a lot of nope there.

i think normal people show up from time to time to those things, see that there's no one else attractive there, and never return.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Clochette posted:

I'm just wondering when the BDSM community is going to take a leaf from the polyamorists' book and start demanding mainstream acceptance.

im 90 percent sure thy're already trying to co opt the lgbt movement bcause loving multiple people is the same as being gay/etc.

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007
They missed a few. What about cucking and guys who just want to beta orbit a bunch of chicks?

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Moridin920 posted:

dude




the capitalists have won holy poo poo


:page3:

like there was a question about that?

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
I didn't read this thread but has anyone pointed out that OP met her husband on a Chris Chan stalking forum??

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

abigserve posted:

99% of poly relationships involve ugly people because attractive people know they don't have to have a backup literally in the room with them at all times in case a new relationship doesn't work out

Attractive people don't have to shout their whacky affiliations all the time to distract you from their unattractiveness.

Also, attractive people don't subscribe to Nerd Fallacy no.4: 'Never exclude anyone, no matter how much he repels other people'

Maoist Pussy fucked around with this message at 05:57 on Dec 29, 2015

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

today i'm going to challenge the status quo by putting a hat... on my foot!

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i try to live every day as if mom is stopping me from wearing nail polish to school.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Why do these people give stupid hair to their comic characters if they're trying to portray these relationships as "normal"?

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Applewhite posted:

Why do these people give stupid hair to their comic characters if they're trying to portray these relationships as "normal"?

because in their hearts they know the truth

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Applewhite posted:

Why do these people give stupid hair to their comic characters if they're trying to portray these relationships as "normal"?

When you're bad at art sometimes hair is the only way to differentiate your characters. For example, every anime ever.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Horniest Manticore posted:

because in their hearts they know the truth

yeah. pretty much

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Dapper_Swindler posted:

http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/07/what-open-marriage-taught-one-man-about-feminism.html

ill just leave this hear. this is the saddest most pathetic person alive. He will probably end up killing his family and then himself.

lol at this

quote:

felt that morning imagining that I’d lost my wife to Ryan, the maybe graphic designer. When she finally texted me at 7:30 a.m., relief coursed through me like morphine. She wrote, “fuckfuckfuckfuck Im soooooo sorry. Fell asleep.” I replied, “Just glad you’re ok, but next time, no radio silence. Remember: you’re not alone.”

just lo goddam l

CalmDownMate
Dec 3, 2015

by Shine
I think it's funny a lot of these people think that when gay marriage was legalized they won due to their oddness or queerness but they won because mass media created stereotypical characters of them that were normative in ever way that people that weren't like them identified with them and started supporting their rights.

And they try to go against that model every single time despite it's success.

Their only writing their failure.

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

jackyl posted:

lol at this


just lo goddam l

i wish i could speed up time a few years so i could watch the news coverage on how he slaughters his wife, her lover(s), kids then blows his brains out. The newscaster will say something along the lines of "who could have seen this tragedy coming, were there signs?" or like "the signs of impending danger ignored in online article published" then all the polyamorous creeps are gonna defend themselves and backtrack saying that his relationship is not what its really like even though they picture his situation as the ideal at the moment.

Lacermonia
May 15, 2002

Grody posted:

i wish i could speed up time a few years so i could watch the news coverage on how he slaughters his wife, her lover(s), kids then blows his brains out. The newscaster will say something along the lines of "who could have seen this tragedy coming, were there signs?" or like "the signs of impending danger ignored in online article published" then all the polyamorous creeps are gonna defend themselves and backtrack saying that his relationship is not what its really like even though they picture his situation as the ideal at the moment.

how can you speed up time a few years if your liver is gonna fail next month?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Grody posted:

i wish i could speed up time a few years so i could watch the news coverage on how he slaughters his wife, her lover(s), kids then blows his brains out. The newscaster will say something along the lines of "who could have seen this tragedy coming, were there signs?" or like "the signs of impending danger ignored in online article published" then all the polyamorous creeps are gonna defend themselves and backtrack saying that his relationship is not what its really like even though they picture his situation as the ideal at the moment.

uh I wasn't hoping he would go all columbine but I was laughing at how he told his wife not to go "radio silence" when she was banging someone that wasn't him

Cyberpunkey Monkey
Jun 23, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo

Maoist Pussy posted:

Attractive people don't have to shout their whacky affiliations all the time to distract you from their unattractiveness.

Also, attractive people don't subscribe to Nerd Fallacy no.4: 'Never exclude anyone, no matter how much he repels other people'

Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. - Dr. Seuss.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

CalmDownMate posted:

I think it's funny a lot of these people think that when gay marriage was legalized they won due to their oddness or queerness but they won because mass media created stereotypical characters of them that were normative in ever way that people that weren't like them identified with them and started supporting their rights.

And they try to go against that model every single time despite it's success.

Their only writing their failure.

Absolutely nobody thought that and the vast majority of gay people are normal in evey way that actually matters.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
This polyamory business seems like the just the thing to divert the guilt from my repeated affairs back onto my wife.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

jackyl posted:

lol at this


just lo goddam l

so he can go gently caress other women too, right? no way i'm actually reading that thing, mind you

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

What's so hard about admitting you're terrified of commitment? Do people really need all this special snowflake vocabulary just to assuage their constant state crippling denial ? It's weird.

as long as there are people who are socially maladjusted, there will be terms and definitions that make their being socially maladjusted actually a fault in society and nothing wrong with them as individuals

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

gentle pete posted:

I didn't read this thread but has anyone pointed out that OP met her husband on a Chris Chan stalking forum??

I don't think so but that is pretty funny and possibly as sad as being a polyamorous gender fluid transracial.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
This is just biological guys. Humans weren't biologically meant to be in monogamous relationships since faaaaaaaaaaart

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
So did you find a special guy who wants to eat pizza under the bed with you and your hubby?

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Microwaves Mom posted:

So did you find a special guy who wants to eat pizza under the bed with you and your hubby?

hes a cutie too :3:

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Dapper_Swindler posted:

http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/07/what-open-marriage-taught-one-man-about-feminism.html

ill just leave this hear. this is the saddest most pathetic person alive. He will probably end up killing his family and then himself.

this is too sad to read. that poor, broken man

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Polygamy styles that are better than dumb old conformist cis bi normies:

1. The same as the above but more gayer somehow?

2. The same as the above plus everyone cross-dresses.

3. The same as the above but we don't have sex for some reason and society really oppresses us because of that!

4. Everyone that knows my kid has visitation rights or something.

5. The same as the above but I just assume I am better and more pure I guess?

TEAH SYAG
Oct 2, 2009

by Lowtax
loving QUEERS!

*throws chair into wall*

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I love it when broken people try to label their brokenness.

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

TEAH SYAG posted:

loving QUEERS!

*throws chair into wall*

I loved that wall :(

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
Only a couple of people in that comic are fat whereas in reality they'd all be super sized except one rail thin skinny guy who supports the rest of the freaks and whines in e/n

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

whoflungpoop posted:

hes a cutie too :3:



I'd buy that little dude a pizza any time of day

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TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

I loved that wall :(

The wall is free to love who it wants OPPRESSOR.

Me and my gf have something like number 5. If we find someone we want to bang then go for it, just be safe and don't bring any drama or stds home.

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