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cathead posted:Did you miss the part where I said it ran pretty badly and had some major responsiveness issues? I'm not sure what's misleading there. I mean, it was very much a "does this poo poo even work when a bunch of people bang into it over the internet?" kind of test. I took umbrage with "where the game was actually playable and not a complete piece of poo poo?!" and stopped reading because OP.  My bad.But yeah, I dunno, this game has about the same chances as Camelot of not being a tire fire, so whichever lands less cocked dice is probably worth a little time.
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Korak posted:Well what happens in EVE when this happens? Do players quit? Go back to carebear 1.0 space? Join up with opposing giant faction to get revenge? Yes. They all fail at those too, usually.
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Stormgale posted:Bad pvp mmo crew checking the gently caress in I fuckin' warned you about Crowfall man, I warned you!
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Stormgale posted:I personally am excited on being the only gently caress grinding body crafting so I can make everyone be the hamsters Yo real talk, if the hamster rogues are Redwall and not Furaffinity I will be all over that poo poo.
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It is genuinely bothersome to me that you think I'm the voice of reason in the Bad MMO Squad. That hurts man.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhQhH2VJfw0
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Seems way more responsive and less finnicky. Of course, that's an improvement over nigh-unplayable catastrophe so it's got a ways to go yet.
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I got alpha access as a gag gift for Christmas, maybe I'll actually try it tonight instead of watching Twitch occasionally.
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So, forget all this MMO poo poo, just make like a 100v100 version of this combat test. If they can make it actually work without being on the verge of lag explosion all the time it'd be pretty cool.
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Yeah it's still a bugfest, I had three straight match starts where I just had a floating camera and had to restart. E: 40,000ms package trip. Orv fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Feb 6, 2016 |
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I had a surprising amount of fun over the past couple tests, but I think I'll go back to watching from afar, there are some serious issues that mar any actual attempts at doing well.
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I might do a round or two in the US test.
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I'm an insane person who immediately pulls the HUD name plates down around to either side of my character so that I can watch bars, AOE markers and stats all at once.
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Alexander DeLarge posted:A ton of the functionality of Star Citizen is launching with 2.4 (item overhaul 2.0) along with persistence (which will be wiped before launch, unlike Crowfall). Even if a couple systems are missing (content-wise), I'm getting a fairly complete game at launch. Man I always knew you were crazy but that's a new bar.
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I think after all his thousand Kickstarter MMO OPs he finally believed the one Kickstarter no-one escapes sane from.
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Years later it's still hilarious to me how Jumpgate just quietly died and no-one gave a drat.
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Pryce posted:OH MAN. I worked on Jumpgate. Still have a sweet t-shirt and nothing else to show for it. So many questions. Let's start with the obvious one; how many drugs passed through that 'studio'?
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They intentionally courted the forumbane crowd to get them to pledge and once they got them they censored it because, oops it turns out a bunch of psychotic assholes are bad marketing for people who never experienced that flavor of crazy. E: Also yeah, the game exists and is playable, but I'm not really sure how what they have now is going to turn into a video game that'll make for a compelling reason to log in for PvP on the regular. Orv fucked around with this message at 10:41 on May 21, 2016 |
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The people who continually post never to pre-order and then contribute nothing else are infinitely worse than any bad game I've ever pre-ordered or Kickstarted. That said, Kickstarting MMOs is analogous to burning money only in that the money no-longer exists. It's more like throwing your money into a black hole, doomed to an eternity of meaningless existence.
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May 22, 2016 12:40
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Kill everyone who cares about fonts.
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May 25, 2016 05:02
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Now put all the effort and time into finding an engine that isn't Unity to run your MMO on.
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SweetBro posted:The engine used on the client side makes as much difference as bun used in a burger. Then why is it all so garbage?  (There are a bunch of reasons Crowfall is currently garbage.)
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BadLlama posted:I'm talking about burgers dude, don't neglect your choice of bun. Onion is my personnel favorite. I like a sourdough bun on a homemade burg.
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Oh look, my interest is suddenly a magician who only does vanishing acts.
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Anoia posted:Okay, but... Cannibalism? y/n? Only if it comes as part of a robust Cuisine skill line.
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Jul 25, 2016 03:31
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Guild banner:  Guild overview: Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart. I actually tried to do one of the recent play tests and zero other people showed up for the five minutes I had it on my other monitor, so Crowfall is doing swimmingly.
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Gerbil_Pen posted:Refund time yet? If you're only in for $30 or whatever the game itself is coming along at a steady pace, it's just a question of whether it actually ends up worth playing.
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Jul 29, 2016 19:47
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I mean do you even need to ask that question? Crowfall could be delivering daily oral sex and a thousand dollars and they'd be up in arms about something.
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Look, it can't be a professional every time, they have operating costs.
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Aug 5, 2016 23:28
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You of all people should realize that some people have unrealistic expectations of video game development.
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Aug 5, 2016 23:50
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Meanwhile I turned my poo poo into some swank headphones because testing the game isn't worth the time or trouble, so now I just have a "when it's out" package.
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Aug 7, 2016 20:28
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At certain times of the week, if you paid silly amounts of money.
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I love the terminology of heraldic poo poo because that's the only place in history sloths have ever been referred to as rampant, I'm pretty sure. Maybe I'm discounting those giant sloths they found out about a few years ago though. E: Let's see if I remember this poo poo right. A sloth rampant on vert, with flaunches of amber, acorned in mercury. Orv fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Aug 13, 2016 |
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Aug 13, 2016 00:26
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If the Shadowbane people were allowed to make horrifying crests they'd be of a racist nature rather than sexual.
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I'm not going to google "swasitka goatse" but I'm confident it would return results.
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They have a smaller hitbox, so since they have a statistical advantage the hardcore 1vX sperglords will all use them, yeah.
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Blazing Zero posted:i only got the 30 dollar early package or w/e. can i log in and kill mans Don't think so, think it's still $100+ or whatever it is with the new packages at this point.
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