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Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
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But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
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I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

Hello, my name is Dr. Snark, and I am a male goon who is available for commentary on basically whatever said LPer desires. I am generally free after 5PM US Eastern Time on weekdays and anytime during Saturday. If you want to contact me, I would prefer PMs or emailing me at drsnarksa(at)gmail.

I've been gaming for drat near my entire life, so I know a little bit of everything about gaming from around the turn of the millennium up to today so I could find something to talk about for any game subject. That being said, I'm particularly good at talking about strategy games in particular as well as RPGs seeing as how I was basically raised on both genres. As for other areas, my exposure to many different things coming from :japan: has made me capable of comprehending and talking about the most batshit insane of concepts with a straight face, so I could cover anything like that without difficulty, and odds are I'll at least have heard of whatever series has been adapted into a game. I was also a very avid Star Wars fan back in the day and I still have a lot of useless informative information on anything Star Wars-related stored away in my brain in case an LP of a Lucasarts game comes up. Finally, on a more intellectual note, I am familiar with many different mythologies and religions, so I could have a lot of things to say about games that use religious or mythological symbolism/names.

In short, if you're looking for accentless, sarcastic but informative commentary, then I'd be happy to sign on with whatever a LPer desires so long as it's interesting to talk about or really fun to riff on.

I use Audacity for recording audio.

Dr. Snark fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Feb 20, 2016

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