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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Labour members having a say on Trident – Jeremy Corbyn clears way for party members to be given a decisive role in whether to change Labour’s policy"

Telegraph:

Obituary: David Bowie :smithcloud:

Independent:

EU referendum: Cameron urges ministers to be courteous

Times:

'Repent' call to Church over gay Christian treatment

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Poor dog.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

At least its not a pig

nobodyssweetheart
Sep 26, 2015

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Mycroft Holmes posted:


At least it's not a pig

There's a reason he's depicted only from the waist up... :mrapig:

nobodyssweetheart fucked around with this message at 05:16 on Jan 20, 2016

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Jeremy Hunt's planned changes to the NHS – Jeremy Hunt has intensified pressure on the British Medical Association to abandon further planned strikes in England by insisting that his proposed changes to junior doctors’ contracts are designed to prevent unnecessary deaths at weekends"

Telegraph:

Bronze Age houses uncovered in Cambridgeshire are Britain's 'Pompeii'

Independent:

Obama expected to frame election issues in optimistic State of the Union address

Times:


Mail:
Mac on.... The death of David Bowie (Also: Tim Peake to make first spacewalk to repair power unit for solar panels)


Guardian Sport:

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy
Gideon is also a gimp because he used to go to a dominatrix to do shitloads of cocaine and presumably get his jollies

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
She used to dress him as a pig and sit so it looked like his head was in her lap...

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on David Cameron's vow to 'blitz' poverty – Nearly a hundred of the UK’s worst “sink estates” could be bulldozed to make way for better homes as part of a “blitz” on poverty unveiled by David Cameron" After David Bowie.

Telegraph:

MPs back calls for English national anthem

Times:


Mail:
Mac on... the doctors' strike

nobodyssweetheart
Sep 26, 2015

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American Heinz beans/soup don't come in a can like that, Brookes. You idiot. I call this cartoon void and null. Bad cartoonist!

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Cloud Potato posted:

Mail:
Mac on... the doctors' strike


OK, that's alright Mac.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on immigration and asylum policy – The Kangaroo in ‘heartbreaking’ viral photographs with an injured female might have been responsible for her death while attempting to mate with her"

Telegraph:

Tim Peake set for historic spacewalk

Independent:

To the tune of "Jerusalem".

Times:

IAAF: Lord Coe backed despite damning report of athletics body

Mail:
Mac on...the Lottery (Also Dogs can read human emotions)


Mac on... Bosses spying on their employee's private communications

'Good evening. I'm your husband's boss. Poor you. I happen to know he's spending the night with Gloria from sales and marketing.'

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy
Not the most original Indy cartoon...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVwdKfLOa5o

Divorced And Curious
Jan 23, 2009

democracy depends on sausage sizzles

God, if only this were published in an Aussie newspaper....

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Lord Janner abuse charges – Alleged victims of sexual abuse by Greville Janner have hit out at the decision to drop court proceedings against the late peer, saying it amounted to “an establishment cover-up from day one”"

Telegraph:

Labour's general election defeat verdict revealed

Independent:

EU disastrous for UK, says cabinet minister Chris Grayling

The i paper:


Stephen Collins's latest won't load for me for some reason, so have a link instead.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Trident: an illustrated guide to renewing Britain's nuclear deterrent - Chris Riddell on the defence spending debate"

Sunday Telegraph:


Independent on Sunday:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Cloud Potato posted:

Independent on Sunday:

The sun needs a label saying 'debt'.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Cloud Potato posted:

Observer:

"Trident: an illustrated guide to renewing Britain's nuclear deterrent - Chris Riddell on the defence spending debate"

We should keep Trident because it's evidently making GBS threads billions of pounds. Good to know.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Cloud Potato posted:

The i paper:


I like the art style on this one.

Guavanaut posted:

The sun needs a label saying 'debt'.

rule 1 of political cartooning: assume your reader is a moron

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on nuclear weapons – Following the implementing of a historic nuclear agreement between western leaders and Iran, Jeremy Corbyn outlines his proposals for Britain’s future with Trident"

Telegraph:


Independent:

Flag of Iran

Times:

Hatton Garden heist: The target, the plan, the job, the gear and the investigation behind the biggest burglary in English legal history

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on David Cameron's 'learn English' visa proposals – David Cameron has been accused of stigmatising Muslim women after he announced plans to help them learn English and warned that migrant spouses who fail language tests may have to leave the UK"

Telegraph:

Donald Trump debate: Ban risks making tycoon a 'martyr'

Independent:


Times:

nobodyssweetheart
Sep 26, 2015

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Nice labeling. Brand-X Eton. "Other Elite Schools are available..."

I think I hate Brookes more than Mac now.


Who's the geezer in the middle supposed to be? Surely not Mandy...

nobodyssweetheart fucked around with this message at 03:55 on Jan 19, 2016

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

nobodyssweetheart posted:

Who's the geezer in the middle supposed to be? Surely not Mandy...

I think it's supposed to be John McDonnell.

http://www.labour.org.uk/people/detail/john-mcdonnell

Looks more like Ron Paul though, or possibly Alistair Darling.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the delay in raising interest rates – The pound nosedived after the Bank of England ruled out an early rise in interest rates, due to weak growth and turmoil in the global markets"

Telegraph:

Election polling errors blamed on 'unrepresentative' samples

Times:

Oscars 2016: David Oyelowo and Don Cheadle join diversity critics

Mail:
MAC ON...Jeremy Corbyn and Trident


Mac on... proposals to ban the veil

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Cloud Potato posted:

Mail:
MAC ON...Jeremy Corbyn and Trident

Not contributing to the overall sum of human suffering?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Guavanaut posted:

Not contributing to the overall sum of human suffering?

Shooting out lazy little swimmers? :confused:

nobodyssweetheart
Sep 26, 2015

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Guavanaut posted:

Not contributing to the overall sum of human suffering?

Paladinus posted:

Shooting out lazy little swimmers? :confused:

No longer capable of mutually-assured nuclear destruction?

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Mac in unpatriotic "Britain's nuclear deterrent is wank" outburst shocker.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the FTSE 100 entering bear market – Fears of another financial crash mounted after the FTSE 100 was gripped by panic selling and entered bear market" After Magritte.

Bonus! Prospect magazine:

Davos: Chief executives ‘more pessimistic’ about growth
Also! In London on Feb 10th? Got a spare £11.49? See Martin Rowson do a talk on politoons!

Telegraph:

After Addams.

Independent:

Tata Steel confirms 1,050 job cuts

Times:

Perceptions of Ed Miliband 'among reasons' for Labour loss

Mail:
Mac on...throwing sticks can harm your dog


And since it's decided to load for me today for some reason, Stephen Collins:

nobodyssweetheart
Sep 26, 2015

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Sluggy Osborne is short a set of horns. I guess, though, being a slug now removes the confusing issue of the flipper-feet.
He's a hermaphrodite and can mate with Spitting Image's version of Kenneth Baker and make more slug-tories.

Cliff Racer
Mar 24, 2007

by Lowtax
I really do like slug Osborne.

Fearless
Sep 3, 2003

DRINK MORE MOXIE


Cliff Racer posted:

I really do like slug Osborne.

The indignant fury and scrote-nose get me every time.

Cliff Racer
Mar 24, 2007

by Lowtax
Realistically speaking only Bell could pull it off, too. The others are far too lazy to draw a detailed slug like that.

nobodyssweetheart
Sep 26, 2015

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Cliff Racer posted:

Realistically speaking only Bell could pull it off, too. The others are far too lazy to draw a detailed slug like that.

a black-on-black vinyl slug at that... it's all texture and sheen to define the form there. Real skill.

and a bum nose.

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

Cliff Racer posted:

Realistically speaking only Bell could pull it off, too. The others are far too lazy to draw a detailed slug like that.

I'm sure Brookes would make some kind of tame joke that old people will laugh at. Though probably about Corbyn's reshuffle or something. "Sluggus Shufflus". I don't know.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the progress of David Cameron's EU negotiations – The prime minister’s hopes of a referendum in the summer rest on a successful summit in February"

Telegraph:

Litvinenko report: David Cameron condemns Russia over ex-spy

Independent:


Times:

Cliff Racer
Mar 24, 2007

by Lowtax
Sigh, they tell a story.

nobodyssweetheart
Sep 26, 2015

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Cliff Racer posted:

Sigh, they tell a story.

"David Cameron drove in his busted car to St Basil's Cathedral, where he drank tea that wizard Putin had cursed with magic Polonium in that turned him into a cat."

Almost as accurate as the animated Anastasia!"

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on David Cameron and the refugee crisis – Britain should take more refugees, says Europe’s top human rights official, as deadliest January for migrants crossing the Aegean sees 45 more deaths"

Telegraph:


Times:


Mail:
Mac on... the leaked Savile report


Stephen Collins:

nobodyssweetheart
Sep 26, 2015

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If you're missing Paul Thomas' boring cartoons, he posts boring poo poo on Twitter all the time like this.

I'm disappointed Martin Rowson retweets him but not disappointed that Rowson tweets incoherent political rage multiple times a day.

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Litvinenko murder: the Russian bear speaks - Chris Riddell on Sir Robert Owen’s finding that the ex-KGB agent was killed in London by the Russian government"

Sunday Telegraph:

Jeremy Corbyn speaks of 'dreadful' migrant camp conditions

Independent:

After Sir Henry Raeburn.

Independent on Sunday:

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