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Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Oh hey I haven't posted my comics yet this year!

The Dinette Set is a comic by Julie Larson that actually ended in November, and now we're looping back around to the beginning.

This is a strip about white trash. The whitest trash, really. The strip caused a lot of confusion back when it was first posted before we realized it was a "laugh at" comic, not a "laugh with". Julie has/had a deep loathing of the suburban lower middle class idiot.






Working Daze is written by John Zakour and drawn by Scott Roberts. It's supposed to be a sort of Dilbert-esque workplace comedy with nerds, but in reality it's the laziest Big Bang Theory jokes you could possibly imagine. As a result, it's one of the more hated comics in the thread.

One of my favorite things about Working Daze is the Wikipedia page, which was written by Roberts and reads like the introduction to a 25th anniversary compilation of a beloved strip. Seriously, click that link, it's magical.

Oh, and :siren:fetish alert:siren:! Two of the characters have what appear to be utter cosmic power, but use said powers solely to turn people into animals or inanimate objects. There's been some mind control stuff too, there's a medusa who turns people to stone, and one recurring character is a belly dancer who's so hot she kills peoplepeople combust to piles of ash when they see her. These are treated as jokes instead of horror.






Super-Fun-Pak-Comix is by Ruben Bolling, a political cartoonist known for the very good Tom the Dancing Bug. SFPC was originally based on a recurring thing Tom would do; a parody of a newspaper comics page (and related ads) that made fun of the conventions of newspaper comics. SFPC got "spun off" into its own thing, although a lot of the strips are from the original pages. Recurring gags include The Ghost of James Caan (who's not dead), Dinkle the UN-lovable Loser, and Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time Traveller from 1909.



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Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set struggles with new technologies.


Working Daze starts the new year off with some fetish murder.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix has an existential paradox.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Tunicate posted:

Appropriately enough, the comic's tiny enough I'm having trouble reading it on my screen. Could you post it in a bigger size?


How did you get the bigger one? GoComics doesn't let me do that for the old ones.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set knows you can't put a price on butts.


Working Daze likes foreign movies.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix becomes even more mild-mannered.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

I love how the constant moaning wind gives this video a constant feeling of dread.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Tunicate posted:

I upscaled it manually. Turns out deep-learning neural nets are good at that.

Well, it's a moot point because starting with today's they're posting the large size on GoComics again. :v:

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Tunicate posted:

It's a very good AI.

This is how you get SkyNets, you know.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Tunicate posted:

Don't worry, as long as nobody gives it the idea that humans are worthless fatuous wastes of space we should be fine.
Yeah, I suppose. I mean, you only fed The Dinette Set into it.

...

:ohdear:

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Magna Kaser posted:

Ugh I hate this stupid comic and it's not even right. The movie doesn't come out here for almost a week,still! All we have is nasty toxic air.

B-b-but nerds like Star Wars! He wants to see the Chinese premiere because

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set ponders history.


Working Daze forgot to tell a joke.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix is sponsored by TLC.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set wants to get close to you.


Working Daze is 0/2 on jokes this week.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix explores other dimensions.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Parahexavoctal posted:

Agh, that book. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Think_and_Grow_Rich

gently caress you, Gilchrist.

So it's like the 30's version of The Secret?

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set misses the point.


Working Daze thinks this is still a thing.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix pitches an Adult Swim series.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set doesn't think of the children.


Working Daze actually references something before it comes out, not months after.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix gets stuck in a loop.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

ikanreed posted:

We're an aquatic society, but completely lack any weapons geared towards low visibility environments.

Why would they? Water is clear, isn't it?

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

csammis posted:

It's not perfectly clear, no, especially near a shore or slightly deep. After about 100 meters down the ocean has little to no sunlight penetration so "a window" isn't really the best tool for targeting weapons designed to be used exclusively under the sea.

:thejoke:

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Wanamingo posted:

Brand X, you say?



SurVIVal of the FITTEST, Leonarrrrrd!
:unsmigghh:

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set licks other people's food.


Working Daze is...I...wha?


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix tries to be deep, fails.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set feeds your need for juicy details.


Working Daze commits mass murder.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix glimpses into our glorious future.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set misses the boat.


Working Daze knows we're all alike (in hating Working Daze).


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix wants you to get off its lawn.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set counts calories.


Working Daze does what Gilchrist won't.

(I'm amazed Zakour didn't have him beaming up to the Enterprise :argh:)

Super-Fun-Pak-Comix has a close call.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Dinette Set likes to keep its options open.


Working Daze is behind the times as always.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix is produced by SyFy.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

This is reminding me of a chain I used to work for had a policy where district managers had to write up X people per month, because statistically people had to be doing things wrong somewhere and if the managers weren't catching said mistakes then clearly they weren't doing their jobs.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Fair warning right how: it's just been announced that Alan Rickman has passed away (also at 69, also of cancer, which he kept secret). So the nerd comics are probably already firing up the Galaxy Quest/Harry Potter based tribute strips.

Also first Lemmy, then Bowie, now Rickman, all this close together and almost the same way? What the poo poo is going on?!

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

My Lovely Horse posted:

What the gently caress. Was just talking to a buddy the other day and saying, if they really come in threes and loving David Bowie is only #2, I'm bracing myself so hard you have no idea.

Lotta folks posted Death quotes when Terry Pratchett died; turns out the appropriate one would have been the "think of it as beating the rush" one.

gently caress Alzheimer's, gently caress cancer.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set knows that it's mo' money mo' problems.


Working Daze needs to stop with the lovely "political" "jokes".


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix is powered by AdSense.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Does anyone happen to have those first Zebo strips from Luann, where he was doing his "what is art" shtick?

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set doesn't know the Dewey Decimal System.


Working Daze continues the tradition of terrible tribute strips.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix plays with your expectations.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set knows puns are the lowest form of humor.


Working Daze is a poor investment.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix reveals the point where it all started going wrong.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Oops, forgot to post yesterday's comics!

The Dinette Set feels the change of the seasons in more ways than one.




Working Daze is awkwardly worded,




Super-Fun-Pak-Comix drops some harsh truths.


Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008


Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Man, I keep forgetting to post my comics.

The Classic Dinette Set didn't consider all its options.


Working Daze sets a new record in laziness.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix incepts.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set is just going in for a minute, officer.


Working Daze forces perspective, joke.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix thinks you better shut up and pay up, capisce?

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set wonders why bad things happen to people.


Working Daze has a bad case of side-of-face mouth.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix needs to check UrbanDictionary.com.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Aardmania posted:

Gil 03/01/2015

I can confirm this. This pretty much happened last Saturday.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set is just going to drive around the block until you're done shopping.


Working Daze is insufferable as always.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix left its wallet in its other pants.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set is seen, not heard.


Working Daze sets up a new plotline.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix is guest written by Grant Morrison.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set doesn't even read the articles.


Working Daze is somebody's fetish.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix is well too aware of its situation.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

I don't know what it is, but the art in this Mark Trail story is really unsettling. It's probably just me, but it feels like the kind of art you see in an indie self-published horror comic book from the 90's.

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Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Johnny Walker posted:

Apartment 3-G



I bet Web hit on that waitress while Margo was in the bathroom too.
That waitress in the first panel has a giraffe neck.

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