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Happy New Megathread everybody! Broom Hilda make a liar out of me. I guess you can say Gaylord on the modern comics page. But you probably shouldn’t.  Gasoline Alley is leaving us hanging. What shocking thing did mom and dad have to say to the Big Boog? Can we stand the suspense for just one more day?  Heavenly Nostrils  Big Nate  Ziggy dooms mankind.  Ye Olde Fox Trot  Cul de Sac 
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Julet Esqu posted:
Sorry, kid. They didn't cure you. By tomorrow morning your skin will be as blue as that fish out the porthole there. Broom Hilda  Gasoline Alley  Heavenly Nostrils  Big Nate  Ziggy  Ye Olde Fox Trot  Cul de Sac 
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Mister Kingdom posted:
LEVEL 1: You read the thought bubble and think, “Wow, a dirt old perv.”- Expected. LEVEL 2: You read the descriptive text and think, “Old pervs prefer poodles?”- Gross. LEVEL 3: You realize the old perv and lady are both dogs. The true horror of what you are seeing dawns on you:  You take a long, hot shower, but you can never feel clean again.
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Jan 3, 2016 16:34
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And now for something a little more tasteful, but not necessarily good : Broom Hilda  Gasoline Alley -  Heavenly Nostrils  Big Nate  Ziggy  Cul de Sac 
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Jan 3, 2016 17:17
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Parahexavoctal posted:That's not how that joke works! You're supposed to say that the restaurant is on the Moon, because the Moon has no atmosphere! Or on an asteroid, or just in outer space! But Jupiter has atmosphere! It's a gas giant! It could be argued that the whole planet is atmosphere! Yeah, I said pretty much the same thing when I posted it but with much more swearing. Then I decided not to be my usual spergtacular self and deleted the comment. Thanks for taking one for the team, pal.  Funky Winkerbean  Idiot Demon Child Adventures  Unicorn Vanity Variety Pack  Columbine High  Garfield minus Garfield  Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS Club  Alice in Blunderland 
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Jan 5, 2016 01:02
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 Broom Hilda  Gasoline Alley - It's a binary choice. Tell the Boog a lie about storks, or tell the Boog the graphic details of the night momma was tied down in the barn while ol' poppy was playing "Farmer Ben." There is no middle ground!  Heavenly Nostrils  Big Nate  Ziggy  Ye Olde Fox Trot  Cul de Sac 
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Jan 6, 2016 00:11
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Guy Gilchrist Tonight!  Broom Hilda  Generations of Inbreeding  Heavenly Nostrils  Big Nate  Ziggy  Ye Olde Fox Trot  Cul de Sac 
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Jan 6, 2016 23:07
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Broom Hilda is competing for this year’s BrookeMaw award. Gasoline Alley - “Honey, our boy’s playing with a wild bear! He’ll be killed!” “Such an innocent, stupid child. No worries though. His replacement will be here in a few months!” *Smooches*  Heavenly Nostrils  Big Nate  Working Daze  Ye Olde Fox Trot  Cul de Sac 
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Jan 7, 2016 23:50
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EasyEW posted:
Nope. Calling bullshit on this one. Why would they think for a moment that it was their house on fire? They're far enough away that they had to drive there- it's not like the fire truck was pulling up across the street from the diner. Do they panic every single time they hear a siren? Unless it's because they know they live in the Funkyverse, where all life is suffering. That's my rant. "Enjoy" some "quality" comics: Broom Hilda  Odonata Posting Corp Presents: Gasoline Alley - the bastard lovechild of Mark Trail and Rose is Rose!  BOING! And enjoy a genuinely good comic: Heavenly Nostrils  Big Nate  Ziggy - Take that, Obama!  Ye Olde Fox Trot  Cul de Sac 
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Jan 9, 2016 00:42
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Shugojin posted:Crankshaft has a chimney fire every year because he neglects to get a chimney cleaning service to come and clean out any of the random crap that collects in there throughout the off season. This passes for a running joke in the Funkyverse. I thank you for clearing that up. I pity you for knowing it in the first place.
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Jan 9, 2016 02:46
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RandomFerret posted:
Jesus H Christ dude there’s children reading this thread! I fixed it for you but please don’t post this sort of filth again!  Broom Hilda  Gasoline Alley teaches us once again why we don’t feed our children just any old mushroom we find lying around the forest.  Heavenly Nostrils  “Indignant whinny” is now my favorite sound effect / expression. Big Nate  Ziggy  Ye Olde Fox Trot  Cul de Sac 
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Jan 10, 2016 00:53
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Jan 12, 2016 00:42
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Once upon a time I tried being a useful member of society by posting comics in this thread. Then useless poo poo like "work" and "family" got in the way. I've solved both problems by putting my children to work in a local lead mining operation and I once again have time to share the joy of modern Gasoline Alley with the world. Gasoline Alley  Heavenly Nostrils  Big Nate  Ziggy  Ye Olde Fox Trot  Cul de Sac 
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May 16, 2016 23:24
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Trying to read the dialog in Lil Abner is as off-putting as reading Rose is Rose when the bald mutant baby-thing is speaking. I know it's supposed to be a classic, but I just don't get the appeal. Oh well. Gasoline Alley  Heavenly Nostrils  Big Nate  Ziggy  Ye Olde Fox Trot  Cul de Sac 
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May 17, 2016 23:07
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May 18, 2016 23:04
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Gasoline Alley  Heavenly Nostrils  Big Nate – developing a cosplay fetish at an early age.  Ziggy  Ye Olde Fox Trot – Be glad that this hasn’t been retroactively colorized. Given the competence of the daily colorists we would expect the sweatshirt to be forest green.  Cul de Sac 
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May 19, 2016 23:03
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Stultus Maximus posted:"Told Amos"? Wouldn't have seen it like a bunch of times? Why am I bothering to look for consistency in Brooke's work? Why am I still reading Brooke's work? You post in USPOL and obsess over Brooke. Seems the question you should be asking is, "Why all the self-loathing?" Gasoline Alley  Heavenly Nostrils - I don’t care if it’s in reruns. This is an awesome strip today.  Big Nate - I don’t care if it’s all new. This is a disgusting strip today.  Ziggy  Ye Olde Fox Trot  Cul de Sac 
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May 20, 2016 23:36
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Manuel Calavera posted:Rose is Rose Oh. Gasoline Alley  Heavenly Nostrils  Big Nate  Ziggy  Ye Olde Fox Trot  Cul de Sac 
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May 22, 2016 23:09
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Oh, Baby why did you have to say that Given the number of requests posted today, I proudly present... OH BABY!!!!!           History may call me a monster for this, but I regret nothing.
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May 23, 2016 23:46
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Didn't realize we were being archive by congress. Forgive my sins, spirit of George Washington! As penance for Oh Baby yesterday, please enjoy a double length post. Monday Comics Gasoline Alley  Heavenly Nostrils  Big Nate  Ziggy  Ye Olde Fox Trot  Cul de Sac  Tuesday Comics Gasoline Alley  Heavenly Nostrils  Big Nate  Descent into Madness  Ye Olde Fox Trot  Cul de Sac 
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May 26, 2016 00:05
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May 26, 2016 23:38
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Worst Comic in this Thread, or, Gasoline Alley  Word is that Walt’s official age right now is 118. Don’t know if that makes him the oldest man in the USA or not. Phoebe and her Unicorn, or, Heavenly Nostrils  Middle School Action Comics!, or, Big Nate  Descent into Madness, or, Ziggy  Ye Olde Fox Trot  Best Comic in this Thread, or, Cul de Sac 
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May 28, 2016 00:46
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Johnny Walker posted:
Oh, that poor hardworking family just stumbled into another unearned fortune. Whatever shall they do? Worst Comic in the Thread, or, Gasoline Alley Uncle Walt won’t be the oldest man in town for long…  Phoebe and her Unicorn, or, Heavenly Nostrils A cautionary tale of vengeance.  Middle School Action Comics!, or, Big Nate  Descent into Madness, or, Ziggy When screens are outlawed, only outlaws will have screens on their windows.  Ye Olde Fox Trot  Best Comic in the Thread, or, Cul de Sac 
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Worst Comic in the Thread, or, Gasoline Alley I have absolutely no clue what’s up with the giant pig head sneaking up on Booger. Still, it’s nice to see that his parents still make him wear his name on his shirt every day. Makes it easier for the other kids to remember to call him Booger.  Phoebe and her Unicorn, or, Heavenly Nostrils  Middle School Action Comics!, or, Big Nate  Descent into Madness, or, Ziggy  Best Comic in the Thread, or, Cul de Sac 
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May 29, 2016 23:44
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Worst Comic in the Thread, or, Gasoline Alley  Phoebe and her Unicorn, or, Heavenly Nostrils  Middle School Action Comics!, or, Big Nate  Descent into Madness, or, Ziggy  Ye Olde Fox Trot  Best Comic in the Thread, or, Cul de Sac  In the interest of fairness, management has invited a member of the unicorn community to offer a rebuttal to the opinions expressed in the comic above. 
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May 30, 2016 23:36
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Worst Comic in the Thread, or, Gasoline Alley  Phoebe and her Unicorn, or, Heavenly Nostrils  Middle School Action Comics!, or, Big Nate  Descent into Madness, or, Ziggy  Ye Olde Fox Trot  Best Comic in the Thread, or, Cul de Sac 
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May 31, 2016 23:15
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Manuel Calavera posted:Family Circus A truly beautiful comic which can either be interpreted as horribly perverse:  Or horribly dark:  Either way, I give it an A+. Bravo, Mr. Keene! Worst Comic in the Thread, or, Gasoline Alley  Phoebe and her Unicorn, or, Heavenly Nostrils  Middle School Action Comics!, or, Big Nate  Descent into Madness, or, Ziggy  Ye Olde Fox Trot  Best Comic in the Thread, or, Cul de Sac 
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Jun 1, 2016 23:46
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Worst Comic in the Thread, or, Gasoline Alley  Phoebe and her Unicorn, or, Heavenly Nostrils  Middle School Action Comics!, or, Big Nate  Descent into Madness, or, Ziggy  Ye Olde Fox Trot  Best Comic in the Thread, or, Cul de Sac 
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Jun 2, 2016 23:34
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Worst Comic in the Thread, or, Gasoline Alley  Phoebe and her Unicorn, or, Heavenly Nostrils  Middle School Action Comics!, or, Big Nate  Descent into Madness, or, Ziggy  Ye Olde Fox Trot  Best Comic in the Thread, or, Cul de Sac 
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The Eternal Ones, or, Gasoline Alley  Phoebe and her Unicorn, or, Heavenly Nostrils  Middle School Action Comics!, or, Big Nate  Descent into Madness, or, Ziggy  Ye Olde Fox Trot  Best Comic in the Thread, or, Cul de Sac 
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Worst Comic in the Thread, or, Gasoline Alley  Phoebe and her Unicorn, or, Heavenly Nostrils  Middle School Action Comics!, or, Big Nate  Descent into Madness, or, Ziggy  Best Comic in the Thread, or, Cul de Sac 
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SomeMathGuy posted:
Forgive my nerding out but: YOU ARE IN A CAVE WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A LIT MATCH TO LIGHT YOUR WAY WHERE THE HELL IS THE ILLUMINATION COMING FROM????? I can only assume they are using bat-like sonar to navigate. Worst Comic in the Thread, or, Gasoline Alley  Phoebe and her Unicorn, or, Heavenly Nostrils  Middle School Action Comics!, or, Big Nate  Descent into Madness, or, Ziggy  Ye Olde Fox Trot  Best Comic in the Thread, or, Cul de Sac 
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Manuel Calavera posted:
Oh dear god. That woman is going to murder the children and feed them to the local wildlife. Worst Comic in the Thread, or, Gasoline Alley  Pearls Before Swine  Middle School Action Comics!, or, Big Nate  Descent into Madness, or, Ziggy  Ye Olde Fox Trot  Best Comic in the Thread, or, Cul de Sac 
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SomeMathGuy posted:Mark Trail Meets a Valid Point for Once in This loving Arc Shove the fat guy in. If he gets stuck and drowns, find another path. If he makes it through the hole's big enough for everyone. Why does this have to be so difficult? Worst Comic in the Thread, or, Gasoline Alley  Phoebe and her Unicorn, or, Heavenly Nostrils  Middle School Action Comics!, or, Big Nate  Descent into Madness, or, Ziggy  Ye Olde Fox Trot  Best Comic in the Thread, or, Cul de Sac 
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Not Including Luann, 9 Chickweed Lane, Nancy, Piranha Club, Mike duJour or Rose is Rose- Quite Possibly the Worst Comic in the Thread, or, Gasoline Alley  Phoebe and her Unicorn, or, Heavenly Nostrils  Middle School Action Comics!, or, Big Nate  Descent into Madness, or, Ziggy  Ye Olde Fox Trot  Best Comic in the Thread, or, Cul de Sac 
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Not Including Luann, 9 Chickweed Lane, Nancy, Piranha Club, Mike duJour or Rose is Rose- Quite Possibly the Worst Comic in the Thread, or, Gasoline Alley  Phoebe and her Unicorn, or, Heavenly Nostrils  Middle School Action Comics!, or, Big Nate  Descent into Madness, or, Ziggy  Ye Olde Fox Trot  Best Comic in the Thread, or, Cul de Sac 
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