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Nice OP, OP. Good work. And a happy new year to everyone, by which I mean everyone who truly believes in the godhood of Jeremy Corbyn. The inquisition will be making the rounds shortly.
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The history snipes worked a lot better before the age of monthly threads when page numbers went up to around 1000-2000. I'd say that means we should stop but carrying on doing things out of tradition long after the tradition makes much sense at all is an integral part of British culture.
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Jan 1, 2016 16:10
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Fans posted:Sounds like a follow up speech to this one. please tell me that is an actual published comic where someone's taken David Cameron's words and put them into the mouths of the evil guys
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Jan 1, 2016 21:42
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I'm glad our nations media are proudly serving the public interest by showing numerous pictures of this 17-year-old posing suggestively, thanks guys
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Jan 3, 2016 15:31
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blowfish posted:it may or may not surprise you sugar daddy/sugar baby dating sites are experiencing rapid growth, with many hot starving students providing services sexual or otherwise to some rich old dude in exchange for a free ride through uni well that settles it then, full communism now it is. to hell with this earth.
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Jan 3, 2016 23:04
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We've decided that even incest and pedophilia are less terrible topics of conversation than whether Corbyn should resign or not.
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Jan 4, 2016 11:38
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what did we say that sounded like "please describe your choices of masturbation material" i'd rather talk about trident than this, jesus
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Jan 4, 2016 12:33
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XMNN posted:clearly they already decided he was a fit person to be an MP in may and thats that for the next 4 years well they didn't specifically ask "do you promise not to sent explicit texts to a 17-year-old" so really it's on them
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Jan 4, 2016 12:45
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:It would be really funny if he announced a 'reshuffle' where everyone was in the same job He's actually been planning on swapping round the offices assigned to the Shadow Secretaries for Scotland and Wales because one of them's kind of inconvenient for accessing the men's toilets, it's an important decision and needs to be made TACD posted:Ha, that happened after I posted in (or started, not sure which) a thread arguing about whether 0.9 recurring is equal to 1 ... A real life friend of mine who's also a goon bought me this so I could always remember <3 Well it's certainly less than three, yes e: XMNN posted:You'd never catch David Cameron just wandering off camera when he doesn't want to answer a question. The trick is to wander off before they can even ask the question, rookie mistake Angepain fucked around with this message at 14:08 on Jan 4, 2016 |
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Jan 4, 2016 14:05
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Guavanaut posted:Corbyn Dressed As Sexy Teen To Message Me to be fair, who could say no to Jeremy Corbyn dressed as a sexy teen
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Jan 4, 2016 16:51
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Gonzo McFee posted:
so uh has it actually been confirmed that he's been demoted or are they just getting pre-emptively outraged over something they've just imagined happening
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Jan 4, 2016 17:17
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JFairfax posted:they were probably more concerned about him smuggling in drugs to the country as he certainly fits the profile of someone who would try to sneak in a cheeky gram or two of coke for a boat party no but he's not talking about cocaine he's talking about real crimes, you know, like the muslims do
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Jan 4, 2016 17:30
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twoot posted:Best thing about this reshuffle is that the hacks have had liveblogs running for up to 8 hours now with absolutely nothing to talk about and are at this point going a bit mad. They've been happy to take random speculation from the Labour equivalent of some guy down the pub for the whole run-up to this reshuffle, surely they can find some random backbencher's assistant to give his uninformed guesses on what might happen and publish that as "rumors abound amongst Labour sources we spoke to"
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Jan 4, 2016 23:12
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Boing posted:Maybe there is a reshuffle only nobody has said anything about it because it was Danczuk leaking everything all along. the actual planned reshuffle was going to be putting Simon Danczuk in every single post in a final admission of defeat to Eternal Blairism but then the Sun had to go and spoil it
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Jan 5, 2016 00:02
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thespaceinvader posted:Danczuk was on newnight just by the by, from about 2244 onwards. It was an amazing display of disconnection and utter lack of contrition from someone who clearly doesn't actually think he's done anything wrong at all. Before the police investigation into rape was announced, apparently, so maybe he'll take a slightly different approach now. Or maybe he won't, who knows, this is Danczuk
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Jan 5, 2016 00:21
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"I can't deny the fact that I prefer younger women." You do have the option of not keeping on talking about it though, but please keep telling us more about who you'd like to shag on national TV, carry on
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Jan 5, 2016 00:23
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Prince John posted:A quote from one of his ex's said that he was going to run as an Independent to "ensure that Labour loses the seat he won for them", so looks like he's counting on splitting the vote. Splitting "the vote" singular, as in the vote of the one person who still might be willing to vote for Simon Danczuk, but who still has half a mind to vote for Labour anyway
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Jan 5, 2016 00:28
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Coohoolin posted:A pal of mine is trying to get funding for a musical theatre production about the Northeast and can't poo poo for gently caress. This sounds like it might be more of a side effect of the drugs than anything else.
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Jan 5, 2016 01:53
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OwlFancier posted:But it is true that a distressing number of people concerned with social liberty are grossly uninterested in its economic basis. To be fair, a distressing number of people concerned with any particular problem at all are grossly uninterested in its economic basis. if we hang all the crims then there'll not be crimes any more, etc etc. Though I imagine we're all actually agreeing that considering equality issues without considering wider economic issues is bad and discussing economic issues without considering equality issues is also bad. The latter is what I generally take "brocialist" to mean, though given it's been floating around the internet for a while it's probably in the process of mutating into something meaningless and terrible, as does pretty much any word/concept/meme the internet gets its hands on.
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Jan 9, 2016 20:56
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look if we just don't spend any money on anything then we'll have lots of money to buy whatever wellies we want in the future. most of you will have to go without shoes for a few years but it'll be worth it. Especially as many of you will get cripping foot injuries, and then you won't even need shoes at all. think of the savings.
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Jan 9, 2016 20:59
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Biggus Dickus posted:Well this is embarrasing: Saudi arms sales "In breach of International Law" looking forward to the resulting Brexit from the international community as a whole
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Jan 10, 2016 00:28
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but you see the members of the PLP were elected directly by the electorate, if they did not represent the electorate than the electorate also had the option of voting for one of the other Labour politicians standing under Labour in the same constituency
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Jan 10, 2016 12:23
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That's good then, I can think of a few people whose homes I could make a good case for demolishing
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Jan 10, 2016 13:38
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baka kaba posted:Sounds like we need improved planning rules! Goddamnit, short-termism got us into this mess and it's going to drat well get us out of it for the short term, at least
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Jan 10, 2016 14:13
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those mostly seem like reasonable opinions, though i mean the Australians I've met have been pretty cool but i can't really comment for definite e:not as good as free owls, though. still waiting for my free owl.
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Jan 10, 2016 22:29
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Guavanaut posted:While 'whore' is a dehumanizing and pejorative word, I would dearly hope he'd never stoop to calling a sex worker Richard Littlejohn. look it's not my fault if I can't get it up unless i'm being made to listen to diatribes about political correctness
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Jan 11, 2016 23:12
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Re PMQs: Dear christ, what the hell is this
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Jan 13, 2016 21:27
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Gonzo McFee posted:An arse licking toady, you get loads of them in Parliament. I was meaning the godawful droning moans beforehand, the barnyard noises are developing
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Jan 13, 2016 22:07
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does ambushing someone with a debate involve suddenly leaping out of the bushes with some podiums, a set of TV cameras, a dramatic theme song and David Dimbleby? If it's anything less why even bother.
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Jan 14, 2016 23:27
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Pork Pie Hat posted:Every time the topic of Trident comes up in public there's always someone who says something like "by keeping Trident we are increasing the likelihood of thermonuclear war weeping out life on Earth etc." Corbyn would much rather wait for the asteroid to do it, I guess that's more natural
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Jan 17, 2016 16:41
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Hoops posted:Seriously when's the last time the less fuckable party leader won the general election, Winston Churchill? 2015.
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Jan 18, 2016 23:18
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serious gaylord posted:I'm starting to believe absolutely none of them have a clue what they're doing. Maybe they're just pretending to be stupid. Not to hide any grand scheme or anything, just to hide that they don't give a gently caress. It's not technically a failure if you've not been aiming to succeed in the first place.
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Jan 18, 2016 23:40
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Isis' main strategy has been the strategic deployment of foreign-speaking foreigns on city streets and public transport to speak quickly and laugh occasionally, all in foreign, so the neurotic and insecure citizens of this fine country are constantly worrying that someone might be saying a mean thing about them so they will get all sad and under-confident so when the sleeper cells rise up they will be too busy thinking about whether they should get a haircut or something to fight back Cameron knows what's up
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Jan 18, 2016 23:53
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namesake posted:Which is an awful idea, they should just go on indefinite strike. It's okay we'll just get junior doctors from other countries to fill the gaps well, so long as we pay them over 35k that is
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Jan 19, 2016 00:01
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Someone use So Called Islamic State as a brand name so its use on television counts as product placement and they can't say it anymore this is genuine legal advice i own a suit
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Jan 19, 2016 00:09
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All we need is for a party to enact electoral form backwards in time to the previous election so that it can get enough seats to enact electoral reform.
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Jan 23, 2016 23:42
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Kegluneq posted:Oh what the poo poo, I didn't realise the RIP Fluo post above mine was legit, now I feel like crap. drat If it's any comfort, when I saw that earlier I too thought I had just missed some weird in joke, possibly something about Fluo being like Terry Wogan somehow. 25 years old, jesus.
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Jan 31, 2016 22:51
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Gonzo McFee posted:Go to the Doctor. I guess, I mean he'll find some whatzit to splunge into your lump's polarity flow after about forty minutes or so but you'll have to do a lot of running down corridors first
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Reading the UKMT is a form of self-harm.
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