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So my pictures of the outside of lowtax's house are now outdated?
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Lowtax posted:no I couldn't afford any full-time employees and I couldn't afford an office so Something Awful HQ is now a basement, just like the old days Do you have like a fog machine in there for the cloud?
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Jan 1, 2016 20:20
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Lowtax I have an image with a cat that when you repost it it brings you money I'm going to look for it so you can repost it for 2016, hold on Lowtx!!
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Jan 1, 2016 20:22
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Hope everything works out for you in the end lowtax.
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Jan 1, 2016 20:30
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I hope Lowtax doesn't kill himself, he doesn't sound well.
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Jan 1, 2016 20:33
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Hey Tax make sure you wrap all your furniture and fabric things in garbage bags and then leave them out in the sun with hairdryers blowing into them for 48 hours to fight off bedbugs. If you have bedbugs, I mean. And if you don't it might be time to go find some in like a Goodwill sofa or something and put them in a little ziploc and release them as you walk out the door for the last time. They kicked you out, you hit em back by infesting their place with an ever-increasing horde of drat-near immortal and invisible vampires. Laugh last, laugh best my friend.
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Jan 1, 2016 20:34
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Yeah is that legal btw? Don't they have to give you a notice well in advance before they decide "hey we want to live here now get out"
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Jan 1, 2016 20:36
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CharlestonJew posted:Yeah is that legal btw? Don't they have to give you a notice well in advance before they decide "hey we want to live here now get out" I'm assuming he signed some sort of contract that stipulated how many days warning either party had to give before moving in/out, but who knows, maybe Lowtax was doing this all shady like under the table.
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Jan 1, 2016 20:38
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I once leased without a contract when I was like 23. I can't believe any actual adult would live somewhere without a lease.
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Jan 1, 2016 20:40
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OctoberBlues posted:I'm assuming he signed some sort of contract that stipulated how many days warning either party had to give before moving in/out, but who knows, maybe Lowtax was doing this all shady like under the table. he's been living in some old couple's basement without them knowing at all. all this time and the real owners of the house just figured it out
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Jan 1, 2016 20:43
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Three Olives posted:I hear there is a new tech bubble, you should sell the site to Condé Nast or AOL or Yahoo for like a billion dollars and buy a mansion like that Minecraft loser. GBezebel.com: The Biggest Video Game Disappointments Of 2015
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Jan 1, 2016 20:48
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if i was internet famous i would take advantage of that poo poo at every opportunity and sleep on peoples couches and eat all their food and hit on their wives
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Jan 1, 2016 20:49
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lowtax bridges are owned by the state, you dont have to renovate them when you move, you got swindled by the hobo that is pretending to be your landlord again
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Jan 1, 2016 20:49
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move in with shmorky
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Jan 1, 2016 20:50
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Lowtax posted:no I couldn't afford any full-time employees and I couldn't afford an office so Something Awful HQ is now a basement, just like the old days You mean it's in the Alamo?
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Jan 1, 2016 20:54
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Come to Minnesota and you and your wife and all twelve of your little offspring can crash at my place.
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Jan 1, 2016 20:55
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Lowtax I'd send you $10 but they're Canadian dollars and not worth the paper they're printed on.
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Jan 1, 2016 20:56
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Lowtax have you considered counting every SA member as your children for tax purposes?
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Jan 1, 2016 20:57
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You could ask yahtzee to come back here
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Jan 1, 2016 21:01
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Wait, is that house the setting for doom house 3? Will it ever get released?
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Jan 1, 2016 21:04
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CharlestonJew posted:Lowtax have you considered counting every SA member as your children for tax purposes? SA could reincorporate as a non-profit charity and just offer random politicians speaking engagements on internet "culture" at 3 million an hour. Its worked out great for other despondent-lites in the lower 48 states.
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Jan 1, 2016 21:10
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When Lowtax comes back from being gone for a while he usually yells at us for our poo poo threads
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Jan 1, 2016 21:11
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i like to think that u are shopping at home depot buying things with all that dgsw avatar money...what a life
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Jan 1, 2016 21:17
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This thread is loving sad.
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Jan 1, 2016 21:21
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you're going to have drywall dust in your unmentionables for months. months.
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Jan 1, 2016 21:21
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RaceBannon posted:When Lowtax comes back from being gone for a while he usually yells at us for our poo poo threads Well I'm certainly not going to congratulate you for poo poo threads
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Jan 1, 2016 21:21
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Obligatory Handle posted:This thread is loving sad. Its not sad, the house I'm in is very nice and my wife and I like it, I just can't currently afford a down-payment and have a credit score that is too crummy to buy a home. The only sad part is my lack of Internet!
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Jan 1, 2016 21:24
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i have a spare futon and wifi for $450/month. this is in california so it's a really good deal man
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Jan 1, 2016 21:29
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sneak into the cloud, i doubt they would even notice
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Jan 1, 2016 21:30
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Lowtax posted:Its not sad, the house I'm in is very nice and my wife and I like it, I just can't currently afford a down-payment and have a credit score that is too crummy to buy a home. The only sad part is my lack of Internet! There has to be some sort of toll free number from an infomercial featuring Montell Williams that you can call to help fix that credit.
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Jan 1, 2016 21:30
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i love you too, lowtax.
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Jan 1, 2016 21:36
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Stay safe poverty lowtax
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Jan 1, 2016 21:36
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Lowtax posted:The owners who I was renting the house from (I RENT BECAUSE MY CREDIT IS poo poo) suddenly informed me they were coming back and we had to move out so I've to be working my rear end off packing and moving and cleaning and painting and sanding and it's been horrible hell and I have no Internet access until the 11th and life is suffering but I wanted to let you know I still love you all and haven't forgotten you and will return to post post posting again when I can!!! welcome to real life. I got kicked out of a good place too
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Jan 1, 2016 21:38
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You can also move in with me Lowtax, rent is very expensive in Denver but I would let you live in the laundry room for about $400 a month.
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Jan 1, 2016 21:39
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so this is what the donation drive was really about lowtax you are a master of the goon scam 
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Jan 1, 2016 21:41
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if lowtax had a real job he might have bought a house
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Jan 1, 2016 21:44
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The Goatfather posted:so this is what the donation drive was really about
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Jan 1, 2016 21:50
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Congrats on the move! Did you have to box everything up yourself or did you trick friends in to helping?
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Lowtax posted:um if I was scamming people then I'd have enough money for a down-payment on a house you dolt so, are you homeless now?
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Lowtax posted:Well I'm certainly not going to congratulate you for poo poo threads We all make our own choices
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