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dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
all the dgsw avatars should at least pay your heating bill for a week

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Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

Lowtax posted:

no I couldn't afford any full-time employees

Obamacare destroys yet another small employer :911:

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

so, are you homeless now?
yes I am homeless now

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Lowtax posted:

yes I am homeless now

Next step, buy a motorcycle and head to Detroit!

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Lowtax posted:

yes I am homeless now

get a large dog and a "street husband" for protection

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Lowtax posted:

yes I am homeless now

that sucks

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
:(

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
If you would actually ban Effectronica instead of just probating him all the time, you would have more American dollars.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Lowtax posted:

The owners who I was renting the house from (I RENT BECAUSE MY CREDIT IS poo poo) suddenly informed me they were coming back and we had to move out so I've to be working my rear end off packing and moving and cleaning and painting and sanding and it's been horrible hell and I have no Internet access until the 11th and life is suffering but I wanted to let you know I still love you all and haven't forgotten you and will return to post post posting again when I can!!!

Happy new year everybody!!!

you rule mang

please do stand-up comedy or improv; you would be great at it

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Just move in with your parents like most normal people.

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
Lowtax do you want the GBS goons to finance you a super rad motorcycle?

Othin
Nov 20, 2002

Hair Elf
GBS he's lying to you. He's roomies with Derek Smart and I hear things are getting Pretty Serious if you know what I mean.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Come live in St. Louis

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

hi lowtax i was worried you died from our bad posts ;)

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

hi lowtax i was worried you died from our bad posts ;)

Lowtax is like a mortal kombat character, every good post increases his stamina bar and every bad post decreases it. He is petty much on the verge of death at all times.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
start a kickstarter for a space game

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


935 posted:

LOL at anyone over 30 who doesn't own a home

look at this hick livin in a flyover state

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Lowtax posted:

no I couldn't afford any full-time employees and I couldn't afford an office so Something Awful HQ is now a basement, just like the old days

I thought it was in a cloud......?

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Lowtax should ban all gay users from the site, the money from crazy Christian fundamentalists would buy him a mansion

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
sorry about your lovely life, Lowtax. Hope your credit gets better in 2016

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy
my boyfriend's parents have a condo in the building next to ours they are trying to sell. Move in next to me and we can be neighbors, the only catch is it's in Montreal.

But we live next to a Tim Horton's!

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

MiracleWhale posted:

look at this hick livin in a flyover state

It is a problem that non-flyover areas are no longer practical for permanent residence.

Like, I think some current flyover cities will have to be converted to new eloi living space.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Don't forget to pack your odd figurine!

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
sell your new baby for beer money

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
someone like two towns over tried to sell his wife for crack. dunno if it works for you but maybe consider it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

SniperWoreConverse posted:

someone like two towns over tried to sell his wife for crack. dunno if it works for you but maybe consider it?

do you live in west virginia?

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
nope, rust belt. Actually I dunno if wv counts a rustbelt or not.

it was the crack and not meth or heroin that threw me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Lowtax posted:

The owners who I was renting the house from (I RENT BECAUSE MY CREDIT IS poo poo) suddenly informed me they were coming back and we had to move out so I've to be working my rear end off packing and moving and cleaning and painting and sanding and it's been horrible hell and I have no Internet access until the 11th and life is suffering but I wanted to let you know I still love you all and haven't forgotten you and will return to post post posting again when I can!!!

Happy new year everybody!!!

Happy New Year Lowtax and Lady Ambien!

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

SniperWoreConverse posted:

nope, rust belt. Actually I dunno if wv counts a rustbelt or not.

it was the crack and not meth or heroin that threw me
WV is on the edge of the Rust Belt, though it's moreso a "Coal Belt" in the WV/PA/VA area

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde
Stay safe poverty Lowtax.

Also start a Patreon already.

Lacermonia
May 15, 2002

you can stay in my guest room lowtax

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I will be your full time employee, but I will need a salary paid in buttstuff

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
i can dogsit.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

symbolic posted:

WV is on the edge of the Rust Belt, though it's moreso a "Coal Belt" in the WV/PA/VA area

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
you and your family can stay with me lowtax. not much room inside, but I have a patio. set up some sleeping bags and call it "camping".

edit: i must warn you though, overland park winters are much harsher than the MO winters you're used to. still, you could probably build a fire or something

Kosher Pickup Line fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Jan 2, 2016

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
lowtax if you need a place to stay you can crash on my dick

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
Did he still love the other subforums?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Stay safe poverty Lowtax

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
stay safe lowtax ghost

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Stay Safe Poverty Lowtax!

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