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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
This is all my fault. I never mailed you that 100 dollars.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Johnny Aztec posted:

This is all my fault. I never mailed you that 100 dollars.

You son of a bitch!

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
West Virginia is its own crazy thing. It's not part of a region. It's the east coast's Idaho.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Idiot Kicker posted:

West Virginia is its own crazy thing. It's not part of a region. It's the east coast's Idaho.

what

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007

Crazy mountain people, guns, disregard for the rest of humanity, ambiguous geographical fit

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Lowtax, you're the owner of an insanely popuplar internet comedy forum full of upstanding citizens. You are obviously a squillionaire. Don't give us this "my credit is poo poo boo hoo hoo" garbage because you'd have to spend the GDP of a 1st-world country in order to get into the red.

Say hi to Carlos Slim for me.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Is there a school district down there that teaches evolution? Maybe move there.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
i liked when ladyambien posted in GBS, gbs was a lot better for it. is she going to come back?

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Retail Slave posted:

Lowtax, you're the owner of an insanely popuplar internet comedy forum full of upstanding citizens. You are obviously a squillionaire. Don't give us this "my credit is poo poo boo hoo hoo" garbage because you'd have to spend the GDP of a 1st-world country in order to get into the red.

Say hi to Carlos Slim for me.

Lowtax owns another Internet forum ? Link pls

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Xaris posted:

i liked when ladyambien posted in GBS, gbs was a lot better for it. is she going to come back?
i liked her question threads because they provoked a lot of interesting responses and discussion

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Don Tacorleone posted:

Lowtax owns another Internet forum ? Link pls

This website is clearly worth 33 million dollars.

http://www.worthofweb.com/website-value/somethingawful.com/

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Xaris posted:

i liked when ladyambien posted in GBS, gbs was a lot better for it. is she going to come back?

Did my "sell her into slavery for a quick buck" and other "jokes" like the guy who anonymously claimed to bang her on the reg convince her to never come back?

Did- you didn't actually human traffic her right?

I didn't mean you should have done it for real man I'm sorry I was just giving ridiculous out of the question options for like half a chortle.

Only hope now is a crack team of goons to break in and steal her back. The serious comedy forums have people with very specific skill sets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009

Lowtax posted:

The owners who I was renting the house from (I RENT BECAUSE MY CREDIT IS poo poo) suddenly informed me they were coming back and we had to move out so I've to be working my rear end off packing and moving and cleaning and painting and sanding and it's been horrible hell and I have no Internet access until the 11th and life is suffering but I wanted to let you know I still love you all and haven't forgotten you and will return to post post posting again when I can!!!

Happy new year everybody!!!

Dude we just finished our basement. You can live with us rent free. We have three cats and I sleep scream at times.

Rent free man just help pet the cats and don't eat my apples.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
lowtax sell autographed pics of your dogs.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Hey this is true and it has 80 some wow factor. also there was an ad on there "one weird trick to turn on any woman"

Lowtax, I don't think it's a good idea to strain your relationship but some people do sex stuff for money...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Don Tacorleone posted:

Lowtax owns another Internet forum ? Link pls

fark.com

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

summons bevits

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
You should talk to the library guy re: good strats.

Don't eat old car sausage is one thing I learned from his thread.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Lowtax posted:

yes I am homeless now

sorry bud

The Biscuit
Jul 2, 2007
Half of everything is luck.

OctoberBlues posted:

I'm assuming he signed some sort of contract that stipulated how many days warning either party had to give before moving in/out, but who knows, maybe Lowtax was doing this all shady like under the table.

Most leases have a clause that if the owner wants to move back into the house, you have to gtfo with minimal notice. My old one included 'extended family' so they could gently caress you over at any point if desired.

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons
Wait, you have another wife now? Jesus I have been out of the loop.

I hope you're at least out of loving Missouri, jfc.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Ars Arcanum posted:

Wait, you have another wife now? Jesus I have been out of the loop.

I hope you're at least out of loving Missouri, jfc.

once you leave Missouri you won't MISSouri it! unless you move to Mississippi.

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
Lowtax, I want to sincerely apologize once again for the mess.

It really wasn't my intention.

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

Ars Arcanum posted:

Wait, you have another wife now? Jesus I have been out of the loop.

I hope you're at least out of loving Missouri, jfc.

i heard lowtax picked up a hot babe during his stint on twitter

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

H.H posted:

Lowtax, I want to sincerely apologize once again for the mess.

It really wasn't my intention.

So it was your fault.

You rear end in a top hat

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

in all seriousness good luck having no internet to manage your internet business for nearly two weeks, OP

here's two dimetrodons having a shouting match to cheer you up

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

So it was your fault.

You rear end in a top hat

it wasn't i didn't even post the confession, loqcuasuos did.
i'm just sorry i didn't prevent this type of thing, not posting the more extreme confessions.
i got a bunch of PMs sent by people who read the thread that looking back makes this feeling even stronger.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

in all seriousness good luck having no internet to manage your internet business for nearly two weeks, OP

here's two dimetrodons having a shouting match to cheer you up


Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

H.H posted:

it wasn't i didn't even post the confession, loqcuasuos did.
i'm just sorry i didn't prevent this type of thing, not posting the more extreme confessions.
i got a bunch of PMs sent by people who read the thread that looking back makes this feeling even stronger.

What are you talking about, what happened, I want to be in the loop!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

H.H posted:

it wasn't i didn't even post the confession, loqcuasuos did.
i'm just sorry i didn't prevent this type of thing, not posting the more extreme confessions.
i got a bunch of PMs sent by people who read the thread that looking back makes this feeling even stronger.

I don't believe you

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

I wonder if Lowtax is posting on the mobile site or the Awful app

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

I turn adblock off on somethingawful.com so you can get that sweet, sweet ad revenue. Just doing my part :patriot:

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
Did you finally move out of Lees Summit to somewhere in town?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

setafd posted:

I wonder if Lowtax is posting on the mobile site or the Awful app

Lowtax isnt real

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Sell! SELL!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

don't tell him that. did you miss the last time he left

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

don't tell him that. did you miss the last time he left

He should atleast get some real sponsors.

Hostess twinkies presents the something awful forums

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

OctoberBlues posted:

What are you talking about, what happened, I want to be in the loop!

some bullshit. an rear end in a top hat sent me an anon confession for my thread, saying he fucks ladyambien on the reg, she seeks other man cos lowtax has issues

in my idiocy, i never told the other person who managed the anon confessions email account to avoid posting this sort of thing. prob would've done it myself tbh,
there were more extreme confession in the thread.

ladyambien read it and freaked and left the forum, as i just found out in this thread. lowtax closed the thread.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Ilustforponydeath posted:

He should atleast get some real sponsors.

Hostess twinkies presents the something awful forums

mmmmmm i wish i had some twinkies. solid viral marketing.

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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
That's too bad. Good luck house hunting (it sucks).


A user base of 193,877 does not money make. I guess.

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