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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Ilustforponydeath posted:

He should atleast get some real sponsors.

Hostess twinkies presents the something awful forums

ha!

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Necros
Jul 23, 2003

H.H posted:

some bullshit. an rear end in a top hat sent me an anon confession for my thread, saying he fucks ladyambien on the reg, she seeks other man cos lowtax has issues

in my idiocy, i never told the other person who managed the anon confessions email account to avoid posting this sort of thing. prob would've done it myself tbh,
there were more extreme confession in the thread.

ladyambien read it and freaked and left the forum, as i just found out in this thread. lowtax closed the thread.

way to go buddy. i hope theres never another one of those lovely threads ever again.

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

the anon confessions thread sucked

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

we should be sponsored by a producer of printers

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




I have a 799 credit score you can borrow Lowtax. I know that's a really good one because they have people on TV with ones like 730 and they're all like "Yeah my credit is SUPER GOOD."

Infidel Castro fucked around with this message at 04:09 on Jan 2, 2016

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008

CappyBottoms posted:

We have three cats and I sleep scream at times.

haha I did that once when my dad was over visiting boy was he confused
I'll let him think I have night terrors as long as he doesn't catch on to the alcoholism

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
op please don't rent again

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
:h:                                                 :h:

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Ruggedly handsome

GeneralZod
May 28, 2003

Kneel before Zod!
Grimey Drawer

BuckarooBanzai posted:

Also start a Patreon already.

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

Necros posted:

way to go buddy. i hope theres never another one of those lovely threads ever again.

sorry. that was kind of mean.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
whoever said 2016 is the last year of SA is probably right

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

whoever said 2016 is the last year of SA is probably right

it had a good run

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
at best, the prophecy is fulfilled and we are sold to Cheezeburger Network

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
I also moved during this period..... am I secretly Lowtax???

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I gogoled you Lowtax and I don't get how you ended up with that partner of yours

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Take care, the 'tax!

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Sorry to hear about your troubles Lowtax. I'd let you stay with us, but I'm kind of an rear end in a top hat.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
LOWTAX - MOVE TO CANADA. IT'S MUCH BETTER THAN AMERICA IF YOU HAVE LOW CREDIT SCORE!!!

I WOULD MOVE THERE IF I COULD.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
Hey lowtax you never gave me your snapchat

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
Go live under Grover's stairs. Nice and warm.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

neato burrito posted:

I turn adblock off on somethingawful.com so you can get that sweet, sweet ad revenue. Just doing my part :patriot:

Enjoy your soon dead gay computer

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





lowtax poor. so what

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
hope things go well for you lowtax. maybe if you let people pay to ban other users you would make some more money off the forums

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

lowtax i have a large number of complaints i want to go over with you

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

this is the last time we're ever gonna hear from Lowtax, except for reading his obituary on another site, probably reddit

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!:argh:
Shmorky is a transwoman and Lowtax is a transient.

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003

LordArgh posted:

hope things go well for you lowtax. maybe if you let people pay to ban other users you would make some more money off the forums

This.

For $100 you can have someone banned.

There would be kickstarters to remove people like me from here. Then I'd have to pay $10 to come back. holy poo poo. you're looking at a million dollar idea.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Lowtax my credit score is like 800 or so. Do you want to borrow my SS number?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
My dad always said don't spend what you don't have. Sorry about your childhood.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Lowtax posted:

The owners who I was renting the house from (I RENT BECAUSE MY CREDIT IS poo poo) suddenly informed me they were coming back and we had to move out so I've to be working my rear end off packing and moving and cleaning and painting and sanding and it's been horrible hell and I have no Internet access until the 11th and life is suffering but I wanted to let you know I still love you all and haven't forgotten you and will return to post post posting again when I can!!!

Happy new year everybody!!!

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

If credit score is holdup just have your wife on title if hers is good. Bank will look at household income but only credit score for her.

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

Thank you Lowtax for sacrificing your life's potential and the well-being of your family so that we may continue to have these forums.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

donkey salami posted:

If credit score is holdup just have your wife on title if hers is good. Bank will look at household income but only credit score for her.

this isn't Europe where having no credit history is a good thing

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Incitatus posted:

Shmorky is a transwoman and Lowtax is a transient.

I like your custom title, dude.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Lowtax become a twitch streamer

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

in all seriousness good luck having no internet to manage your internet business for nearly two weeks, OP

here's two dimetrodons having a shouting match to cheer you up



dinosaurs were so much more elegant in the age of sail

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
It was last New Year's eve I got notice my lovely apartment was to be gentrified so I had to go. They kindly offered to move me to the building they had just reno'd next door for triple the rent. gently caress all landlords.

Anyway, I'm in a decent new place now and I hope you also have a nice new place and have a great 2016! Thank you for maintaining this lovely website that brings me joy.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

dinosaurs were so much more elegant in the age of sail

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Tell us the story of how you wrecked your credit.

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