ShadowHawk posted:

The app secretly detects how expensive your phone is and uses that as a filtering signal for premium members

mishaq posted:

i sometimes wanna feel bad for echis wife but then i remember she chose to marry him

echinopsis posted:

wtf bro

should we feel bad for your wife

The Management posted:

I've been married since before dating apps were a thing so all I know about them is second hand accounts.

based on this knowledge, I recommend an app that has your friend's wife set you up with one of her coworkers.

mishaq posted:

lol if you think someone would date me let alone marry me

Sweevo posted:

there needs to be an algorithm that detects when women have pictures of horses in their profile, and then puts a warning icon next to them so that sane people know not to bother

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

make it so that 99% of first messages to female users are discarded, so that women on the site feel like they're not desirable. you know, like they're just kinda being ignored by the men

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

neggr

Valeyard posted:

it would really take off in the south

carry on then posted:

upon being accepted, you will be assigned a personal "love concierge" who will work with other concierges to set up power lunch dates at trendy downtown restaurants that fit both of your busy executive schedules

ConanTheLibrarian posted:

the app costs $10 but you can only receive messages if you pay 10 more

adding your pic costs another 5

Maximum Leader posted:

I would make the autistic nerd to whale dating app.

papa_november posted:

du -hast posted:

somebody post the crip eatin bread guide to dating apps with a php script or w/e

i like that idea

BooLoo posted:

paging crip eating bread to this thread, paging crip eating bread

quote:

Sup, CRIP EATIN BREAD here, and I have some tips that will help you get some curvy gamer girls or even someone stupid enough to actually meet you.

i'm not actually going to give away my script because I don't want everyone in the world who can copy/paste it do it, and plus it was a fun exercise.

the success rate is surprising, this was more of a social experiment because a buddy of mine told me he hosed 6 girls in 6 days from this site, and the pictures he texted me of their naked bodies were pretty good. i figured i'd yos it up and bit and automate the boring stuff.

What you'll need:

• A computer
  
• Access to the internet
  
• Some sort of scripting language (bash supremacy)
  
• curl or wget
  
• A text editor (vim)
  
• A plentyoffish.com account
  
• The ability to string together some words with periods separating thoughts.
  

alright, so here we go, what you need to do is to create an account for plentyoffish.com, and probably fill in some forms. just post poo poo and try to get a picture of yourself where you dont have cheeto dust all over your face and your guts not hanging out. got it? good. now we get to the fun part, the scripting.

first step, you need to get the cookies for PoF stored locally on your machine in the netscape cookie.txt format. unfortunately chrome uses a different format, so I used this cookie.txt export extension. it makes a button in chrome that formats your cookies for you. copy and paste that poo poo in a file, you'll need it.

now figure out pof's url format for searching, it's very simple, because they put everything in the url parameters, and there's no captchas on the site.

It looks sorta like this:

http://www.pof.com/basicsearch.aspx...age=2&count=500

change minage, maxage and z_code to the age range you want and zip code you want, and you can gently caress with the other paramaters to find other poo poo. whatever, the fact you like old ladies who are of middle eastern descent is not the focus of this post. what you'll do is do a for loop in your scripting language to get all the profiles.

basically this:

code:

for i in {1..25}
do
    curl --cookie PATH_TO_COOKIES_DOT_TEE_EX_TEE "http://www.pof.com/basicsearch.aspx?page={$i}"
done

you've just done a search through 25 pages. now use sed or grep or whatever to get all the viewprofile links. its pretty simple, your regex will look something like /viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=[1-9]* and extract all of them.

now you have all your potential targets, just append that url to the base url. simply pass these urls back into the curl script, which can be automated if you're not terrible with sed or grep or whatever. if you are, get t he gently caress out of yospos. make sure to pass your cookie file again!

now you can simply spam all of them with a message by passing the form data. the thing is you need to get all the inputs from the form, whichi s really easy to parse. then fill in the "message" form item. make up a message, i used something along the lines of:

"hey ive never used dating sites before, so i dont know how this goes, blah blah blah blah"

use proper sentences and poo poo, chicks love that poo poo. try to play off the fact that you're not a creepy dude who just wrote a script to automate online dating. spam the same message to everyone.

for better effectiveness, you can have y our script output all the people you've already messaged so you don't duplicate messages, and run it as a cron job. now every girl that signs up will get your message automatically. the ones who just signed up are not as battle-hardened so you're more likely to get a response.

now all you gotta do is just wade through the responses and and set your poo poo up. this has a ridiculous success rate for something so stupid.

The Puppet Master posted:

just loving talk to people for christ sake

suffix posted:

please don't spoil the the piņa colada song

carry on then posted:

part of the application process is to submit documentation that your net worth is >= $1,000,000

Maximum Leader posted:

pair useless whores with guys willing to spend cash for a gently caress. its gonna be the uber of disrupting anti-prostitution laws.

Migishu posted:

think grindr

Migishu posted:

but with bitcoins

Migishu posted:

think grindr










but with bitcoins

BooLoo posted:

betr