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 quote:I would like to make friends with a girl who did porn
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Apr 8, 2016 14:22
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did anyone say "bonr" yet?
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Apr 8, 2016 14:34
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its more like an extension to tinder where all the swiping and messaging data is analyzed and formatted to show who's going on dates with who and then you can place bets with other people on whether or not the couple will fight, gently caress or get married
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Apr 8, 2016 19:23
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a casino algorithm sets odds so like if they get married you get paid 1000:1 or something
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Apr 8, 2016 19:25
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another cool dating app would be like a giant washing machine and they stick two people into it and turn it on so you all struggle to survive for a few hours and it builds companionship also accepts bets like above post
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Apr 8, 2016 19:26
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i think also a service that comes to your house right before your date and has like a few sets of like personal shoppers that stop you and give you real clothes would be useful for the dating community
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Apr 8, 2016 19:27
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crowd-sourced date coaching you wear an earbud and button camera/mic, and random people online watch the livestream and provide realtime feedback via Twitter every few seconds it just picks a Tweet from the previous few seconds' feedback and reads it to you, either the most favorited or a random one
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Apr 9, 2016 05:32
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so basically Sight but with current technology
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Apr 9, 2016 05:37
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instead of showing photos of your potential match, an app that shows photos of their exes and previous hookups and lets you draw your own conclusions
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Apr 9, 2016 16:01
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your profile photos are checked for exif data and if they are more than 3 years old you are permanently banned
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Apr 9, 2016 17:17
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Sweevo posted:your profile photos are checked for exif data and if they are more than 3 years old you are permanently banned lol
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Apr 9, 2016 17:58
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suffix posted:please don't spoil the the piņa colada song goddamnit the song is called escape
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Apr 9, 2016 18:06
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the app should be easy to filter out people who don't have college degrees and who do have kids like w/ toggles or smth since all the current ones make you work to exclude these worthless potential mates
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Apr 9, 2016 18:14
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Sweevo posted:your profile photos are checked for exif data and if they are more than 3 years old you are permanently banned this would be an actual good feature
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Apr 9, 2016 19:04
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:the app should be easy to filter out people who don't have college degrees and who do have kids how about people with worthless degrees? gently caress it, I'm going to need someone with similar earnings potential as me or increasing hotness as the difference increases. please automate this somehow.
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Apr 9, 2016 19:24
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:goddamnit the song is called escape whatever all Jimmy Buffet songs sound the same
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Apr 9, 2016 19:32
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sorts people based on their favourite burger burgr
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Apr 9, 2016 20:56
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Improbable Lobster posted:sorts people based on their favourite burger I'm panburger, I can't just pick one
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Apr 9, 2016 21:02
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i'm demiburger in that i only eat burgers that i'm attracted to
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Apr 9, 2016 21:04
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big scary monsters posted:this would be an actual good feature *half of site gets banned for pictures taken on january 1st 1970*
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Apr 9, 2016 21:07
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The Management posted:how about people with worthless degrees? good point it'll need to be a slider bar extrema are "2 year associates in business" and "dating app software engineer"
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Apr 9, 2016 21:11
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mishaq posted:lmao http://moscow.craigslist.org/m4w/5487203225.html
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Apr 9, 2016 23:02
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The Puppet Master posted:just loving talk to people for christ sake mate
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Apr 9, 2016 23:09
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app asks users to demonstrate their genital manipulation technique on an on-screen model you can view their performance in their profile or filter matches with a softness-roughness slider
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Apr 10, 2016 00:23
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suffix posted:app asks users to demonstrate their genital manipulation technique on an on-screen model there's already a pussyeating trainer startup  obviously
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vodkat posted:lol please give us some more juicy dating start up deets pls males spend less than 3 seconds looking at a potential match females overanalise profiles and having a decent description+career mention increases successful matches by a considerable margin females always assume dudes are creeps until proven otherwise females expect males to initiate the conversation people who don't like a potential match have a high probability of liking the same profile if shown again after a random period of time (hinge do this a lot) dudes like tits awesome-express fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Apr 10, 2016 |
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Apr 10, 2016 03:14
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fffffffffeeeeeeemales
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awesome-express posted:males spend less than 3 seconds looking at a potential match so basically the stereotypes all pan out
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Apr 10, 2016 03:51
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what's the current dating app for weirdos? like if I wanted to pursue, say, queer burners, where would i go? just okc?
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Apr 10, 2016 04:41
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it had better be called Facebook of Sex
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Apr 10, 2016 06:27
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I prefer the twitter of sex, it's shorter and I don't have a bunch of family members poking me
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Apr 10, 2016 06:37
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it's like Uber for dating
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:it had better be called Facebook of Sex i heard that masters of sex show was good but i laugh every time i hear the name b/c it sounds like a banner ad on a keygen site
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Apr 10, 2016 07:22
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awesome-express posted:males spend less than 3 seconds looking at a potential match It's loving incredible how stupid women are. lol. YOSPOS Bitch!
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Apr 10, 2016 08:48
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i used to think "the game" was easier for wiomen because they can generally have any man they want but if were talking about actual relationships.. god.. they have to wade through so much poo poo' the thing is that most guys are manchildren who cant take care of themselves, and most woman are people who have had to step up because of said manchildnre most woman make poteantially great partners. driven.. taletned, effective. most men can do gently caress all otehr than make money so the woman have to wade through a lot of poo poo to find the right man, but for the man, basically within the first three matches he'll find someone that would be good for his life men have it made in this game but not because we're better. because the other team has had to get better on purpose to compensate
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Jonny 290 posted:i heard that masters of sex show was good but i laugh every time i hear the name b/c it sounds like a banner ad on a keygen site hoverwife gets a kick outta those heavily photoshopped russian and asian ladies the torrent sites have for ads so we'd better get some of those goin to get the word out that there are single horny women near you in $isp_node_location
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Apr 10, 2016 10:07
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:hoverwife 
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