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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I've been married since before dating apps were a thing so all I know about them is second hand accounts.

based on this knowledge, I recommend an app that has your friend's wife set you up with one of her coworkers.

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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
this doesn't sound like a successful formula for finding true love. unless that love is between two AI dating scripts that encounter each other.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

hodlr

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
the app will be called "and chill", where people get together for some passive entertainment and awkward groping on your parents' couch. list all the services you have (Netflix, Hulu, consoles, porn, etc) or search for what you want to watch (ex: game of thrones binge marathon). options include bringing the liquor or weed.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
like march madness brackets, but for dating.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
an app where hot women are paired up with nerdy app developers

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
an algorithm developed to find and reinforce certain desirable traits, finding people that shared it and matching them up. and then their kids. app-based eugenics

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the app should be easy to filter out people who don't have college degrees and who do have kids

like w/ toggles or smth since all the current ones make you work to exclude these worthless potential mates

how about people with worthless degrees?

gently caress it, I'm going to need someone with similar earnings potential as me or increasing hotness as the difference increases. please automate this somehow.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Improbable Lobster posted:

sorts people based on their favourite burger

burgr

I'm panburger, I can't just pick one

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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
it's like Uber for dating

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