lets play design the ultimate dating app

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

suffix posted:

please don't spoil the the pi�a colada song

goddamnit the song is called escape

# ¿ Apr 9, 2016 18:06

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

the app should be easy to filter out people who don't have college degrees and who do have kids

like w/ toggles or smth since all the current ones make you work to exclude these worthless potential mates

# ¿ Apr 9, 2016 18:14

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

i'm demiburger in that i only eat burgers that i'm attracted to

# ¿ Apr 9, 2016 21:04

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

The Management posted:

how about people with worthless degrees?

gently caress it, I'm going to need someone with similar earnings potential as me or increasing hotness as the difference increases. please automate this somehow.

good point it'll need to be a slider bar

extrema are "2 year associates in business" and "dating app software engineer"

# ¿ Apr 9, 2016 21:11

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

suffix posted:

app asks users to demonstrate their genital manipulation technique on an on-screen model

you can view their performance in their profile or filter matches with a softness-roughness slider

there's already a pussyeating trainer startup

:nws:

obviously

# ¿ Apr 10, 2016 00:30

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

fffffffffeeeeeeemales

# ¿ Apr 10, 2016 03:34

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

it had better be called Facebook of Sex

# ¿ Apr 10, 2016 06:27

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Jonny 290 posted:

i heard that masters of sex show was good but i laugh every time i hear the name b/c it sounds like a banner ad on a keygen site

hoverwife gets a kick outta those heavily photoshopped russian and asian ladies the torrent sites have for ads

so we'd better get some of those goin to get the word out that there are single horny women near you in $isp_node_location

# ¿ Apr 10, 2016 10:07

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Larry Parrish posted:

plz update your yospos style guide before you look foolish

# ¿ Apr 10, 2016 23:26

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