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BBG please get an attorney before you drive to your lottery office to tell those libtards to pay up. Then promptly fire your attorney, for somebody more suited to your new station in life.
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I'll wait until this reaches $1Billion before getting excited. Ever since the odds have increased I just don't feel like throwing money away on this unless I can buy a small country if I win.
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If I won I would become the first man to die of a cannabis overdose
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Jan 3, 2016 04:21
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henkman posted:These threads used to be filled with pages of posts of people saying what they'd do with the money, good feelings and good times. Now it's just full of the usual cynical bad gbs posters sounds like a bunch of really dumb idiots.
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Jan 3, 2016 04:27
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How do I claim winnings without giving any to my wife? Tia
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Jan 3, 2016 04:39
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Courtside Laker's tickets and two chicks at the same time. Also I would get myself upgraded to the A-list on Southwest Air.
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Jan 3, 2016 04:52
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if i win i will donate purchased lottery tickets to impoverished countries.
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Jan 3, 2016 05:11
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Still running, .60 ROI coming up on 9500+ years
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BouncingBuckyBalls posted:I'll wait until this reaches $1Billion before getting excited. Ever since the odds have increased I just don't feel like throwing money away on this unless I can buy a small country if I win. Even at a billion, if you win you're going to get a fraction of the actual amount.
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soy posted:How do I claim winnings without giving any to my wife? Tia travel back in time to the 80s, pouf out your hair, put on a jean jacket, and play 'hot in herre' at the high school dance to really blow peoples' minds then gently caress your mom and tell your 80s child self to get that loving prenup
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My sim is still running at 9300+ years, gonna let it go all night. current .59 ROI
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Well, that's enough gambling for this ice age.
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Say Nothing posted:Well, that's enough gambling for this ice age. Noice, won half a million bucks. pretty sweet IMO
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How loving stoked do you think your fictional timeless man was those nine times that he won ten thousand dollars? I mean, each of those covered his next fifty years of gambling.
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Jan 3, 2016 11:09
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Also nobody won so keep this thread open, next jackpot is gonna be like $500m.
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A Neurotic Jew posted:sounds like a bunch of really dumb idiots. Sincerity is better than bitter cynical alcoholic computer janitors trying one up each other in the shitposting game
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I forgot to play but I will this time
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Isn't gambling illegal Why would the government sponsor a gambling
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Kuato posted:Noice, won half a million bucks. pretty sweet IMO This is how my elderly mother figures her slots winnings. If she walked out with money she won that money. Laugh or cry, laugh or cry.
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Jan 3, 2016 19:25
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400 million smackeroos
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Jan 3, 2016 19:34
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Iowa wins!! http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/10/12/iowa-lottery-rigging-probe-widens/73852730/ Paging jastiger.
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Don Tacorleone posted:Isn't gambling illegal It isn't illegal at all?
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Don Tacorleone posted:Isn't gambling illegal state lotteries typically fund schools, etc so its for the children
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henkman posted:Sincerity is better than bitter cynical alcoholic computer janitors trying one up each other in the shitposting game check out this cool new discussion site called reddit, it's a great place to chill and post sincerely and make image macros and macaroni pictures with friends
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Black Baby Goku posted:I forgot to play but I will this time Me too, going to be cool when I win
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Don Tacorleone posted:Isn't gambling illegal numbers rackets are only bad if people have a decent chance of winning
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The Goatfather posted:state lotteries typically fund schools, etc so its for the children Aren't taxes for this?
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Don Tacorleone posted:Aren't taxes for this? More money is still needed and you'll never get a 75% tax passed, so government does exactly what corporations do and preys upon the stupid and weak willed. Which is why corporations are trying to end the government. Competition.
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Don Tacorleone posted:Aren't taxes for this? Republicans.
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if i win, I'll finally be able to buy an avatar
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If I win I will destroy something beautiful and priceless and buy myself out of trouble. Like art. Or buying an Original Six hockey team and changing their jerseys.
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Solice Kirsk posted:If I win I will destroy something beautiful and priceless and buy myself out of trouble. Like art. Or buying an Original Six hockey team and changing their jerseys. Buy the Bruins and just make their logo a cock and balls with extra pubes.
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When I win, gonna throw money at lowtax until he gives me the ability to embed music into threads. Also probably gonna eat a bunch of expensive Indian food.
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If I won I would buy another dog, and a nice house with a big yard and a pool, also a new car, maybe a volvo?? Then I would set up college funds for my little brothers and sisters, the end.
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Ten year road trip. Is that a thing I could buy? How about a high priced hooker to accompany me on said road trip?
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Ace of Baes posted:If I won I would buy another dog, and a nice house with a big yard and a pool, also a new car, maybe a volvo?? Then I would set up college funds for my little brothers and sisters, the end. Scrub tier lotto winning plans here. Maybe you should invest in a fleet of taco trucks that only serve mashed potatoes. Be sure to correct anyone who calls them "potato trucks."
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All winners end up bankrupt, but not me!
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All of those bankrupt lottery winner stories are always people who win 1-2 million (before taxes) in their state lottery blowing it. Well no poo poo that you can't buy your whole family houses and cars for $800,000. Outside of that Jack Whittaker dude I don't think you're going to find too many stories of people blowing $100+ million, that's enough to act like an rear end in a top hat for the rest of your days.
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MrChupon posted:All of those bankrupt lottery winner stories are always people who win 1-2 million (before taxes) in their state lottery blowing it. Well no poo poo that you can't buy your whole family houses and cars for $800,000. Guess again: http://www.businessinsider.com/lottery-winners-who-lost-everything-2013-12?op=1 quote:Bud Post lost $16.2 million within a nightmarish year — his own brother put out a hit on him. quote:Andrew Jackson Whittaker Jr. was undone by casino lawsuits. EugeneJ fucked around with this message at 03:57 on Jan 4, 2016 |
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MrChupon posted:All of those bankrupt lottery winner stories are always people who win 1-2 million (before taxes) in their state lottery blowing it. Well no poo poo that you can't buy your whole family houses and cars for $800,000. Feed your dream man E history is littered with these stories
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