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I bought a ticket. Should I sign the ticket before I take it to the lawyers?
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Jan 11, 2016 17:40
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Is have a revolving door of chubby girls coming in for sex in exchange for new cars. Volkswagen convertibles.
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Jan 11, 2016 22:56
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I'd buy all of the new Volkswagen electric micro busses. Paint them like all the A-Team van and crash them going over sick jumps. I'd have a castle made for me and live in it. A nice one, like Hogwarts, but in Oregon. I'd have a pet gorilla named Kong and have his trainer teach him how to play the piano. I'd have my own bomb range, race track, pizza parlor, and movie studio. Finally get to watch a Voltron movie.
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Jan 12, 2016 22:10
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Call in sick to work everyday until they fire you. File for unemployment.
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Jan 13, 2016 03:23
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VendaGoat posted:Oh loving please be this assclown I hope it is because he will spend it all on weed and be broke in three months.
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Jan 14, 2016 06:14
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Now you can tell everyone who says "well you can't win if you don't buy a ticket..." to gently caress off because she didn't ever buy a ticket. She literally didn't play the lottery, she just showed up to work and had it handed to her. She was still a billion times more successful at winning than someone that bought a pile of tickets. It's so awesome. That being said, now I'm sad that no one is going to use the money to blow up the moon.
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Jan 15, 2016 02:16
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