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I hear Russian Roulette has better odds - try that and let us know how it goes!
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 15:48 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 03:40 |
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:Blew out enough of his brains to be a vegetable with no chance of recovery so his family took him off life support and donated his organs. People on the donor list were the real lottery winners that day
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 16:50 |
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henkman posted:These threads used to be filled with pages of posts of people saying what they'd do with the money, good feelings and good times. Now it's just full of the usual cynical bad gbs posters I believe they all moved to the stock market thread in BFC: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3259986 "Lost half my life savings today" "Ride it out, bro!"
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 21:25 |
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Black Baby Goku posted:Earnest posting was better than this poo poo The Impotence of Being Earnest
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 21:53 |
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Mariana Horchata posted:are there lottery internet forums where ppl discuss their lucky charms and maybe some of their winning secrets? After working a lotto machine, I can tell you most lottery players credit their luck or misfortune to a God or some other Illuminati figure. Anything except actual mathematics. "My number came out today? Why they have to do that?" ::stares at number results for 15 minutes, mumbling to himself:: "Oh I see what they did now. Heh heh" They're all like Rain Man, but completely loving worthless
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2016 00:16 |
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Black Baby Goku posted:I make 60k a year Depending on what city you live in, this could be either really good or really bad
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2016 03:48 |
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MrChupon posted:All of those bankrupt lottery winner stories are always people who win 1-2 million (before taxes) in their state lottery blowing it. Well no poo poo that you can't buy your whole family houses and cars for $800,000. Guess again: http://www.businessinsider.com/lottery-winners-who-lost-everything-2013-12?op=1 quote:Bud Post lost $16.2 million within a nightmarish year — his own brother put out a hit on him. quote:Andrew Jackson Whittaker Jr. was undone by casino lawsuits. EugeneJ fucked around with this message at 03:57 on Jan 4, 2016 |
# ¿ Jan 4, 2016 03:55 |
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Here's a happy one: http://www.businessinsider.com/lottery-winners-who-lost-everything-2013-12?op=1 quote:Billy Bob Harrell Jr. had his prayers answered, but his luck ran out after he couldn't say no.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2016 03:59 |
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Taxes? What are taxes? http://www.businessinsider.com/lottery-winners-who-lost-everything-2013-12?op=1 quote:Rhoda and Alex Toth both landed in court for tax evasion.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2016 04:04 |
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Clockwerk posted:so did this guy http://nypost.com/2015/07/20/lottery-worker-rigged-system-to-win-14-million-jackpot/ Reminds me of when the Monopoly promotion that McDonald's had for years was rigged by people working for a marketing firm, and one guy and all his friends claimed all the top prizes for like 5 years straight: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McDonald%27s_Monopoly#Fraud
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2016 20:06 |
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Indolent Bastard posted:My office pool bought 188 tickets and won $40. Oh well. $400 spent, $40 return
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2016 16:18 |
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https://theweek.com/articles/451623/how-did-americans-manage-lose-119-billion-gambling-last-year
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2016 16:47 |
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Clockwerk posted:the extensiveness of those rules suck the fun out of office pools, which exist solely to give a dozen or so people an excuse to shoot the poo poo for two days straight about what they'd do with fygm kind of money, while contributing absolutely zero productivity to their current employer. Is it a coincidence that people who smoke also play the lottery
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2016 17:01 |
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mdm posted:lol Shlomo what a great name I wish it were my name No Shlomo
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2016 04:50 |