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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Black Baby Goku posted:

It's sad how much worse, if you can believe it, GBS is now

lol, were you around for the sjw years? i prefer the current gbs

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Black Baby Goku posted:

I won the first time I played

true story: i played exactly once and won $5 on a ticket that was like $1 and i spent that money on like a sparks or some poo poo and that sparks was paid for by the fund that was supposed to pay for your childrens' education, loving murica bitches

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


no sparks left behind

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


A Neurotic Jew posted:

money will not fix the deadness inside of you op.

op was hoping to be able to afford that new operation where they remove the deadness and replace it with nacho cheese

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


soy posted:

How do I claim winnings without giving any to my wife? Tia

travel back in time to the 80s, pouf out your hair, put on a jean jacket, and play 'hot in herre' at the high school dance to really blow peoples' minds

then gently caress your mom and tell your 80s child self to get that loving prenup

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


henkman posted:

Sincerity is better than bitter cynical alcoholic computer janitors trying one up each other in the shitposting game

check out this cool new discussion site called reddit, it's a great place to chill and post sincerely and make image macros and macaroni pictures with friends

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


El Duderino posted:

As for myself. I would love to buy a lake front property with my own dock, drink myself stupid on my boat and fish all day long. What's that, you say I don't have to be a mega millionaire to do that? Well I would be bringing harems of hookers along with me on my boat, so...poo poo adds up.

tbh I would not give a poo poo about the money

is there a lottery where you can win the love of a woman

i'ma be scratchin all day for that poo poo

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Solice Kirsk posted:

Yes, it's called "Powerball." If you can't find a woman with $171 million in your pocket then you are not looking for a woman.

that sounds like a great way to end up with a gold digger

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Tenzarin posted:

Women dont understand supreme gentlemen
If you have money they will have to love you
drat the alphas
I try to push womans off balconies to prove im a supreme gentleman

I just want a woman that will talk poo poo to me and give me a bj and vomit all over my dick

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Solice Kirsk posted:

So you want the girl I hooked up with at Exit in Chicago back in 2001?

pm me those digits

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


praxis posted:

The best way to get a woman is to be rich.

gently caress

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


alright I'm convinced, hittin up that lotto

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


VendaGoat posted:

Not without money, honey. ;-*

will you take a check

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


VendaGoat posted:

Travelers check? American Express?

more of an IOU really, lemme see I think I got a crayon and some toilet paper around here

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Say Nothing posted:

Has anyone actually hit the $40 million with that lottery simulator? 26,000 years and I never got over $10,000.

that means that thing is heating up!! jackpot baby

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Clockwerk posted:

the human fund x5

money for people

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


tinstaach posted:

http://powerball-simulator.com/

Fired this up and won a million dollars after just 40 years! :homebrew:

Ran it again and haven't won more than $100 in 1,500 years and counting.

wow this lottery thing is really a gamble!

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


if i won the lottery i'd spray paint "america" on the side of a trash barrel and dump all the money in there and set it on fire

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


i feel like i won just by posting in this thread with you, my gbs friends

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


have a blessed day

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


goku recover the powerballs

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Hector Beerlioz posted:

They're called DRAGONBALLS, gently caress!

in the original japanese they're called powerisu ballseru which, translated literally, means "powerballs"

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Ema Nymton posted:

mega millions

collect them all

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Accretionist posted:

I'd try to make the world more Star Trek-like. That's what I'd do if I won.

like more colored lights and jumpsuits

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


i'm gonna run right into the end zone and spike that loving powerball

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


how much does it cost to die? asking for a friend

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Three Olives posted:

I will charter a 747 to Hawaii and offer any homeless people in my neighborhood a free one way ticket to paradise.

plane gets shot down by isis

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


VendaGoat posted:

I still think I'd like to try five chicks at the same time.

I mean, I have other things as well, but I just keep coming back to this one.

how do you envision this working

let's see, one chick sits on your face, one on your dick, ok, you can work a pussy with each hand, one chick pegs you with a giant dildo

ok i don't know why i doubted you, this sounds great and i'm updating my bucket list as we speak

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


what if the prize were the satisfaction of a job well done

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


how much would it cost to buy trump tower and rename it 'rump tower'

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


blugu64 posted:

lol if you don't already have this every day

your mom is hard to please

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Ork of Fiction posted:

I'll hire Mr. Bungle to play the greatest hits of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers, record it and then spread the tracks all over the internet in the hope that, eventually, the versions of the songs I recorded replace the originals in people's minds. I just think it would be funny.

unironically quality post, sir

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


how much would it cost to blow up the moon

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


No. 6 posted:

If you blow up moon, you get Morlocks.

as a powerball winner i will be an eloi

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


No. 6 posted:

Gonna eat ur liver

easy come easy go

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Pick posted:

yall could give me money right now :shrug:

I'd rather set it on fire and flush it down the toilet

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Pick posted:

that's how you send it to me, i live in fire toilet

is sewer included in your rent

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Pick posted:

ninja turtles don't pay utilities

im giving the money to krang and he's gonna build a shiny new technodrome and gently caress shredder in it while bebop and rocksteady watch

also i'm going to pay New York politicians to pass a law that pizza restaurants can't serve mutants

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


MiracleWhale posted:

also i'm going to pay New York politicians to pass a law that pizza restaurants can't serve mutants

April's Law

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Germstore posted:

900M is so much money that a dumb redneck doing the dumb redneck things that run lottery winners out of money won't even work.

what we have here is a failure of the imagination

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