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Black Baby Goku posted:It's sad how much worse, if you can believe it, GBS is now lol, were you around for the sjw years? i prefer the current gbs
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 21:42 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 07:59 |
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Black Baby Goku posted:I won the first time I played true story: i played exactly once and won $5 on a ticket that was like $1 and i spent that money on like a sparks or some poo poo and that sparks was paid for by the fund that was supposed to pay for your childrens' education, loving murica bitches
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 23:14 |
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no sparks left behind
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 23:14 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:money will not fix the deadness inside of you op. op was hoping to be able to afford that new operation where they remove the deadness and replace it with nacho cheese
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2016 03:55 |
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soy posted:How do I claim winnings without giving any to my wife? Tia travel back in time to the 80s, pouf out your hair, put on a jean jacket, and play 'hot in herre' at the high school dance to really blow peoples' minds then gently caress your mom and tell your 80s child self to get that loving prenup
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2016 05:41 |
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henkman posted:Sincerity is better than bitter cynical alcoholic computer janitors trying one up each other in the shitposting game check out this cool new discussion site called reddit, it's a great place to chill and post sincerely and make image macros and macaroni pictures with friends
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2016 20:10 |
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El Duderino posted:As for myself. I would love to buy a lake front property with my own dock, drink myself stupid on my boat and fish all day long. What's that, you say I don't have to be a mega millionaire to do that? Well I would be bringing harems of hookers along with me on my boat, so...poo poo adds up. tbh I would not give a poo poo about the money is there a lottery where you can win the love of a woman i'ma be scratchin all day for that poo poo
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2016 22:38 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Yes, it's called "Powerball." If you can't find a woman with $171 million in your pocket then you are not looking for a woman. that sounds like a great way to end up with a gold digger
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2016 22:43 |
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Tenzarin posted:Women dont understand supreme gentlemen I just want a woman that will talk poo poo to me and give me a bj and vomit all over my dick
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2016 22:47 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:So you want the girl I hooked up with at Exit in Chicago back in 2001? pm me those digits
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2016 23:23 |
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praxis posted:The best way to get a woman is to be rich. gently caress
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 05:16 |
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alright I'm convinced, hittin up that lotto
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 05:16 |
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VendaGoat posted:Not without money, honey. will you take a check
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 05:17 |
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VendaGoat posted:Travelers check? American Express? more of an IOU really, lemme see I think I got a crayon and some toilet paper around here
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 05:56 |
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Say Nothing posted:Has anyone actually hit the $40 million with that lottery simulator? 26,000 years and I never got over $10,000. that means that thing is heating up!! jackpot baby
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2016 20:41 |
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Clockwerk posted:the human fund x5 money for people
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2016 18:50 |
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tinstaach posted:http://powerball-simulator.com/ wow this lottery thing is really a gamble!
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2016 22:02 |
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if i won the lottery i'd spray paint "america" on the side of a trash barrel and dump all the money in there and set it on fire
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2016 22:04 |
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i feel like i won just by posting in this thread with you, my gbs friends
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2016 22:16 |
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have a blessed day
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2016 22:17 |
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goku recover the powerballs
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2016 05:29 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:They're called DRAGONBALLS, gently caress! in the original japanese they're called powerisu ballseru which, translated literally, means "powerballs"
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2016 06:50 |
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Ema Nymton posted:mega millions collect them all
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2016 07:06 |
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Accretionist posted:I'd try to make the world more Star Trek-like. That's what I'd do if I won. like more colored lights and jumpsuits
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2016 07:24 |
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i'm gonna run right into the end zone and spike that loving powerball
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2016 10:52 |
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how much does it cost to die? asking for a friend
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2016 21:44 |
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Three Olives posted:I will charter a 747 to Hawaii and offer any homeless people in my neighborhood a free one way ticket to paradise. plane gets shot down by isis
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2016 22:52 |
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VendaGoat posted:I still think I'd like to try five chicks at the same time. how do you envision this working let's see, one chick sits on your face, one on your dick, ok, you can work a pussy with each hand, one chick pegs you with a giant dildo ok i don't know why i doubted you, this sounds great and i'm updating my bucket list as we speak
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2016 22:55 |
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what if the prize were the satisfaction of a job well done
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2016 23:23 |
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how much would it cost to buy trump tower and rename it 'rump tower'
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2016 23:40 |
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blugu64 posted:lol if you don't already have this every day your mom is hard to please
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2016 23:44 |
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Ork of Fiction posted:I'll hire Mr. Bungle to play the greatest hits of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers, record it and then spread the tracks all over the internet in the hope that, eventually, the versions of the songs I recorded replace the originals in people's minds. I just think it would be funny. unironically quality post, sir
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2016 03:14 |
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how much would it cost to blow up the moon
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2016 03:15 |
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No. 6 posted:If you blow up moon, you get Morlocks. as a powerball winner i will be an eloi
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2016 05:10 |
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No. 6 posted:Gonna eat ur liver easy come easy go
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2016 05:41 |
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Pick posted:yall could give me money right now I'd rather set it on fire and flush it down the toilet
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2016 05:47 |
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Pick posted:that's how you send it to me, i live in fire toilet is sewer included in your rent
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2016 05:51 |
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Pick posted:ninja turtles don't pay utilities im giving the money to krang and he's gonna build a shiny new technodrome and gently caress shredder in it while bebop and rocksteady watch also i'm going to pay New York politicians to pass a law that pizza restaurants can't serve mutants
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2016 06:25 |
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MiracleWhale posted:also i'm going to pay New York politicians to pass a law that pizza restaurants can't serve mutants April's Law
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2016 06:25 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 07:59 |
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Germstore posted:900M is so much money that a dumb redneck doing the dumb redneck things that run lottery winners out of money won't even work. what we have here is a failure of the imagination
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2016 22:47 |