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you hoping to win probably is the funniest post in here.
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No. 6 posted:When is the drawing, OP? i think they do it on wednesdays or something. IDK who the gently caress plays the powerball its a bullshit scam. I only go in on it if its 500mil and even then I feel like its a loss of a dollar. That said if it reaches 500mil and I win it I'll offer lowtax a mil for the forums.
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Nonsense posted:powerball is $2 in tx for standard play yeesh so 2 bucks down the drain thats like a candybar.
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EugeneJ posted:Here's a happy one: This is why if you win the lottery you never let anyone know it was you who won it.
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Jan 7, 2016 04:29
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MrChupon posted:No one won and the jackpot is now $675 million. This will be a total shitshow, gl Goons. whens the next drawing?
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Jan 7, 2016 08:48
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VR Native American posted:Saturday 10:59 PM EST Guess I'll hit up 7/11 tomorrow.
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Jan 7, 2016 08:54
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Moridin920 posted:Imo the issue with that is there's not really such a thing as a truly random number generator on a computer. It's always based on some algorithm well they tend to seed it so at least its based off time passing so its mostly close to random.
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Jan 8, 2016 02:34
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Hector Beerlioz posted:When I win I'm going to take the multiple payments instead of the lump sum. Im absolutely taking the lump sum. Theres no telling if our government will even honor that poo poo in a year lol.,
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Jan 8, 2016 07:34
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I want my full billion
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Jan 8, 2016 07:35
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Jan 8, 2016 07:55
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Dangerous Mind posted:Since the drawing isn't until Saturday night do you think it could hit like $900M by then? i just paid the idiot tax and its up to 800M. THe women who walked in after me was buying 30 dollars worth of tickets. I'd say theres a very good chance.
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Jan 8, 2016 23:00
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IF you win a fun thing to do would go to a currency exchange and get whatever is the worst currency to USD in terms of money value so like 5000000 african country bux to every 10 us dollars. Then get like 1000 dollars worth of it and make your friend dance while you toss it around them.Solice Kirsk posted:Buying more than one or two tickets is insane to me. But I am buying one and a two for the IL MegaMillions since no one cares about the stupid tiny $150million pay out right now. If I win both I will give the entire MegaMillion Payout to a homeless person or something. I'm technically homeless and in IL I would use the money to pay off my student loans 
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Jan 8, 2016 23:05
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I'd be happy winning any large sum of money honestly. especially if its enough to pay off my debts.
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Jan 9, 2016 05:44
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Good luck you shitlords.
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Jan 10, 2016 02:07
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Black Baby Goku posted:I'm gonna start a gun show and sell guns to minorities for one dollar and loaded with cop killer bullets. See how fast they change gun laws in this country that sounds amazing. Inzombiac posted:Last night my girlfriend won a 1992 Georgi LeForge action figure at a Star Trek improv musical so my chances are either very high or depleted. counterpoint: Geordi never got lucky. 
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Jan 10, 2016 03:50
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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:
holdin you to that.
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Jan 10, 2016 03:55
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If I win the jackpot I'll mail each poster in this thread a 100 dollar bill.
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Jan 10, 2016 03:57
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Fallows posted:I sold 6700 dollars of PowerBall tickets yoday lmao holy poo poo. People are insane.
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Jan 10, 2016 03:58
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boom boom boom posted:Not to the same person, I assume Yeah I'm sure, but i'd guarantee af ew of those were 300 dollar droppers. Fallows posted:The most one lady spent was 270 most people got 20 dollars worth
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Jan 10, 2016 04:00
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Fallows posted:I have a 4 dollar ticket some person couldn't afford and you can't cancel pb tickets so I snipes it I want you to win now just for that druggied bum to feel awful when it turns out it should have been their ticket but they couldnt afford 4 dollars. fount of knowledge posted:Good news, for only 200k yearly and benefits, I will meet you in an office building you rent Monday-Friday, and I can assign you menial tasks and other odd jobs from 9am to 5pm. Sweet i got an offer for 1k a week that some lady will yell at me and treat me like trash on the table though.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:09
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BossRighteous posted:Being a philanthropist would be incredibly sick. Going to free $500 meals and donating money to seemingly humanitarian causes would be a job in itself. I thought about setting up a college fund for someone who is interested in programming as a possibility. but hey I'm not gonna win it. But yeah there are some nice things I could do, I do hope if anyone wins it its a goon though just so poo poo gets hilarious for a bit.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:12
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boom boom boom posted:It's kinda hosed up that only 6 states let you collect your winnings anonymously. Have a lawyer collect it for you. They can protect your identity.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:12
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someusername posted:Playing 1,2,3,4,5,red 6 on the simulator is killing it for me. haha do one in reverse order for shits n giggles too.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:14
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We should have a nice big goon meal on the winner's private island and then hunt the deadliest game, Man.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:44
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blugu64 posted:Is it too late for me to buy tickets??? probably. I might be willing to sell you mine for $10 after the drawing though. 
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Jan 10, 2016 04:54
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Concerned Citizen posted:he would have won those would have been the numbers!
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Jan 10, 2016 04:56
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I'm so excited hector when you win. Imma beat you and steal your ticket.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:57
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Hector Beerlioz posted:
Thanks Obama! *pulls out his knife*
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Jan 10, 2016 04:59
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I missed the gun show the other weekend and now I can't defend myself...
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gently caress i was two off.
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Jan 10, 2016 05:08
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Chinatown posted:i got 0 of those numbers what do i win at least you didnt match up the first 4 and then have it flip off your hopes and dreams 
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Jan 10, 2016 05:10
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IF no one wins I'm going to laugh.
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Jan 10, 2016 05:11
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Doesn't four #s get you $100? i have no idea. Does it? I thought it was all or nothing with this thing. E: oh hey 100 bucks sweet.
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Jan 10, 2016 05:12
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Congrats to MICROWAVES MOM, the Daddy Warbucks of the forums. I already spent it on 10 av certs to change our avatar 10 times.
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Jan 10, 2016 05:17
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yeah that little red ball at the end cost me 50k. I could have paid my student loans off with that. So do I just take this to the 7/11 and they give me 100 bucks? Does a 7/11 even carry 100 bucks?
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Jan 10, 2016 05:17
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Tots posted:I'm not even checking my tickets until I get in the car tomorrow morning :coolbert: i'd do it now so you can get the excitement over with and be disappointed.
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Jan 10, 2016 05:20
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BouncingBuckyBalls posted:Now we wait and hope that the 23% chance of no winners happens. That'd be all of us winning in this thread then 
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Jan 10, 2016 05:27
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jon joe posted:Are you saying you got the numbers, but in the wrong order? does the order matter?
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Jan 10, 2016 05:28
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, I want to frame it as an "almost" story.
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Ruggan posted:I hit 3 - $7 woo welcome to the winning club buddy  
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Jan 10, 2016 05:29
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jon joe posted:Shhhh can't you tell I'm trying to pull a fast one here, bub? you scoundrel!
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I want this to be the Impossiball where no one ever wins the lottoery and it goes on for like 50 years like this getting insanely bigger and bigger.
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