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MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
I've never played the lottery and don't intend to start now, but if I were to win the lottery, I'd see if there was any contingency for accepting the winning anonymously. I can't imagine getting hounded all day every day not just by strangers but also slack-jawed fifth cousins, not to mention all the other shady poo poo people would try (ransoming you or your loved ones, harassment from any public or private entity that could try to sue or fine you into oblivion).

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MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
I would build an amalgam of the Winchester House and HH Holmes' Murder Castle and force politicians to pick up campaign contributions there in person. Also it would be televised for good ROI

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy

Germstore posted:

I wonder if they mean tithe literally. Like what's a church in a town of less than ten thousand people going to do with 30 million?

The pastor will no doubt start showing up to services in a Bentley. He will also go on a motivational speaking circuit where he somehow convinces thousands of people that Jesus wants them all to be rich.

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