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2 dollars for a head trip that lets me indulge in my opulence fantasies. Actually seems cheap compared to what some folks spend on it. Investment vehicles anyone?
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henkman posted:These threads used to be filled with pages of posts of people saying what they'd do with the money, good feelings and good times. Now it's just full of the usual cynical bad gbs posters Life experience of actually playing the powerball caught up with everyone.
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How much is Alabama worth? Can I buy it?
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Jan 2, 2016 22:11
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Running the simulator right now. .95 cent return on my 5500+ year investment 
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Jan 2, 2016 22:37
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Don Tacorleone posted:Lol yeah but why would you I want to consolidate every craft and micro brewery in one state and take on coors and budweiser.
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Jan 2, 2016 22:37
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I'm approaching a .61 cent ROI on my 10,000 year investment on my simulated powerball.
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Jan 3, 2016 03:21
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Still running, .60 ROI coming up on 9500+ years
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Jan 3, 2016 05:33
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My sim is still running at 9300+ years, gonna let it go all night. current .59 ROI
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Jan 3, 2016 07:35
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Don Tacorleone posted:Aren't taxes for this? More money is still needed and you'll never get a 75% tax passed, so government does exactly what corporations do and preys upon the stupid and weak willed. Which is why corporations are trying to end the government. Competition.
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Jan 4, 2016 00:56
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Ten year road trip. Is that a thing I could buy? How about a high priced hooker to accompany me on said road trip?
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Jan 4, 2016 03:11
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Why, in the wild blue gently caress of all fucks upon this gay Earth, would you be carrying 800,000 in loving cash? There isn't a hooker on Earth worth that amount of money. What, do you buy your blow by the "fuckton"?
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Jan 4, 2016 04:01
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So the lottery preys upon the stupid and weak willed. Then, once the stupid and weak willed win said lottery, they just pump the money pack into the.... Oh god, it's a perfect loving circle.
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Jan 4, 2016 04:07
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a real jerk posted:im gonna play so nobody else buy a ticket because im really good at the lottery When you lose it just means the lottery will only progress by like 
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Jan 4, 2016 05:14
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Rick Rickshaw posted:My ultra consuming coworkers are in a lottery pool. Of which I am part. Peer pressure works kids!
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Jan 4, 2016 16:31
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King Vidiot posted:Sometimes you want to make it rain, sometimes you want that rain to be Biblical. Like loving Noah. I get costanza wallet when I carry like 20 bills.... gently caress this guy and his duffel bag of sacagawea's
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Jan 5, 2016 05:09
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MiracleWhale posted:gently caress Not without money, honey. 
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Jan 5, 2016 05:16
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MiracleWhale posted:will you take a check Travelers check? American Express?
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Jan 5, 2016 05:18
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Dangerous Mind posted:If someone wins in Illinois, what are the chances of them being paid out within the next decade? Can Illinois just crown the person king of the state?
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Jan 6, 2016 20:06
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I would take the time, get a lawyer and all that jazz and claim it the safe way. Then I would disappear traveling for the next ten years. I would also like to bring along company 
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Jan 6, 2016 22:37
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BouncingBuckyBalls posted:If this rolls, and currently expectations have a ~40% chance of a win tonight, Saturday is expected to have a annuity of ~$700M and a bit over half of all possible combinations bought. Sacrifice your 2 dollars upon the alter of opulence.
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Jan 7, 2016 04:13
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:I would bring in a harem of women from the orient and open my own private McDonald's, Krispy Kreme and kfc franchises in my compound to have never ending fulfillment for my feeder fetish. Fat Asians as far as the eye can see?
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Jan 7, 2016 04:33
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Saying it may hit a 1 billion payout. Gonna take meh winnings and buy the skoal factory.
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Jan 7, 2016 19:33
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tomstuart posted:whoever wins is giong to get murdred and thier family murderd and lose all theyare friends Yes, that is the normal reaction to someone getting a bunch of money. See any celebrity, ever. They just cry themselves to sleep on their giant pile of money.
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Jan 7, 2016 20:09
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How many gumballs can I buy with the winnings?
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Jan 7, 2016 22:32
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Hector Beerlioz posted:You can buy the gumball factory and live like Willy Wonka. I can finally live my dream of abusing and maiming children in horrific ways! 
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Jan 7, 2016 23:44
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800 million now. 496 in cash. ALL THE HOOKERS AND BLOW!
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Jan 8, 2016 19:41
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Fallows posted:LMAO i have to work on my day off at the gas station tomorrow night because of this poo poo Any money in it for me? Gotta afford my Powerball habit
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Jan 8, 2016 19:52
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Solice Kirsk posted:I one time saw two people get into a fight in a gas station over who was next in line for lotto tickets. Like they only give the money to the person that bought it first. I've seen this because of scratchers. Two women, screaming bloody loving murder in a CoGos because "she took my ticket!" I just wanted a red bull man.
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Jan 8, 2016 21:01
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Black Baby Goku posted:Mods change the title to Powerball is 1 billion 
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Jan 9, 2016 18:51
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Inzombiac posted:People don't believe that, right? Yes, they do. People at casinos will snype a machine that they saw someone already drop a bunch of money in and walk away broke. The theory is thus; The machines are literally set to pay out a percentage of the cash they take in, in a 24 hour period. 80-20 is a "normal" amount (I'm going from memory so please double check me if you want), however takes of 90% or higher are not unheard of. In some states there is a penalty for setting machines higher then say, 95%, but the fine is laughable small. So, some casinos will set there machines to a 99% take, pay the fine for the month and pocket the difference. Once word reaches the public that they have done this poo poo, attendance drops and they reset the machines to a more fair payout and run some promotion to drum up business. Which let's them readjust their machines to a greater take and the wheel in the sky keeps turning. So their theory is, this putz put in a 100 dollars, the machine needs to payout 80, at some point. It could be the next one dollar spin, netting them 79 dollars profit. Your guide to gambling, brought to you by the VendaGoat Corporation.
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Jan 9, 2016 21:47
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Let's imagine no one wins this poo poo. What's the next drawing? 1.3 billion?
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Jan 9, 2016 23:37
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20 minutes till poo poo goes off
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Jan 10, 2016 04:49
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blugu64 posted:Is it too late for me to buy tickets??? Yup congrats on saving 2 dollars.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:54
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blugu64 posted:Gonna put it towards a watch Get an omega moonwatch bitch
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Jan 10, 2016 05:11
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Mange Mite posted:The official goonwatch. The mazda miata of watches Honestly, you're on the correct path, I'm not going to say anything, except, Yup.
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Jan 10, 2016 05:21
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BouncingBuckyBalls posted:Now we wait and hope that the 23% chance of no winners happens. Yup
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Jan 10, 2016 05:24
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Indolent Bastard posted:Can I join you? I got $4 for having the PowerBall Number. DICK!
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Jan 10, 2016 06:01
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Mr. McGibblets posted:Does anyone know a good lawyer by any chance? Hello, please contact me at IWILLSUCKYOUDRY@Blowjob.com
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Jan 10, 2016 06:07
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Axetrain posted:Hahahaha it's gonna be a 1 and a half billion loving dollar lottery, what a ridiculous country this is. If someone wins they will be more than 3 Mitt Romney's in wealth if they take the cash option. meanwhile, considering the current market and various other reasons, this is just what this country needs. Some kid of hope. 2$ for a shot of HOPE! Get your HOPE here! 2 $ for some HOPE!
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Christ, I have to spend another 2 dollars.
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