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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Black Baby Goku posted:

I'll be playing and if I win I'll give a million to the funniest poster in the thread

how poor are you exactly? like cardboard box or jjust ugly GF

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Iowa wins!!
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/10/12/iowa-lottery-rigging-probe-widens/73852730/

Paging jastiger.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Don Tacorleone posted:

Isn't gambling illegal

Why would the government sponsor a gambling

It isn't illegal at all?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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All winners end up bankrupt, but not me!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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MrChupon posted:

All of those bankrupt lottery winner stories are always people who win 1-2 million (before taxes) in their state lottery blowing it. Well no poo poo that you can't buy your whole family houses and cars for $800,000.

Outside of that Jack Whittaker dude I don't think you're going to find too many stories of people blowing $100+ million, that's enough to act like an rear end in a top hat for the rest of your days.

Feed your dream man

E history is littered with these stories

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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MrChupon posted:

lol gj giving it all away. Seriously though I would probably take the annuity option despite it being trivial to make more in interest on the lump sum, since I have no self control, so at least I would just hit rock-bottom until next year's payment.

Trusts exist

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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soy posted:

As someone who plays lottery year round it's nice to see everyone joining me in my depressing delusion that there's any chance I'll ever win. Hail satan.

yeah I lost $20 last drawing, fool me once. shits a racket man

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Powercrazy posted:

Yea. Hell it might hit the big 1 Billion.

well wait, I'm back in.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Fallows posted:

LMAO i have to work on my day off at the gas station tomorrow night because of this poo poo

kill me

Gonna steal a bunch of tickets?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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From this large user base, someone had to win it.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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All you people are losers. Just like me. Accept it.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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A Man and his dog posted:

Stop talking about how if you won you would gently caress a bunch of women TIA.

Jesus.

Sorry sista

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Is this a perpetual thread now?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Ork of Fiction posted:

Just want to point out that there were as many powerball winners lats month as there were spree shooters last year, so if u think we should base r firearm rights on shooters, u probably think we should base r economic policy on winning powerball. :smug: <-share this w/ ur conservative uncle

What

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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they'll be broke in like 5 years right? Dumbasses givin to charities on day one.

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