Powerball is 1.3 Billion Dollars

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blugu64: Jul 17, 2006; Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

VendaGoat posted:

Why, in the wild blue gently caress of all fucks upon this gay Earth, would you be carrying 800,000 in loving cash?

Need some walking around money man

# ¿ Jan 4, 2016 06:53

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 14:43

blugu64: Jul 17, 2006; Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

If I win I'm gonna buy a pack of gum with a hundred every day for the rest of my life

# ¿ Jan 7, 2016 22:31

blugu64: Jul 17, 2006; Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Inzombiac posted:

Wasn't it Everquest that based its RNG partly on the temperature or a randomly chosen area of the world?
Sounds like an over-complicated pet project for some coder.

Yeah, but how do they randomly pick the area of the world :tinfoil:

# ¿ Jan 8, 2016 06:09

blugu64: Jul 17, 2006; Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

If I win, I'm going to blow the whole one billion on a write in presidential campaign. I figure is somebody's got win the lotto, somebody's gotta win the election too right?

# ¿ Jan 9, 2016 06:49

blugu64: Jul 17, 2006; Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Solice Kirsk posted:

Man, which ever state gets this tax money is going to immediately pull itself out of the crippling debt its probably in! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Texas has no state income tax

# ¿ Jan 9, 2016 19:31

blugu64: Jul 17, 2006; Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

No. 6 posted:

But one of the highest property taxes in the nation.

And that affects the income of your billion dollars how?

# ¿ Jan 9, 2016 20:18

blugu64: Jul 17, 2006; Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

and a 96.6% chance of losing $20million

# ¿ Jan 9, 2016 22:32

blugu64: Jul 17, 2006; Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

The best compliment I ever got was from a friends wife "$NAME I don't think you'd change a bit even if you won the lotto."

# ¿ Jan 10, 2016 03:56

blugu64: Jul 17, 2006; Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Is it too late for me to buy tickets???

# ¿ Jan 10, 2016 04:53

blugu64: Jul 17, 2006; Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

VendaGoat posted:

Yup congrats on saving 2 dollars.

Gonna put it towards a watch

# ¿ Jan 10, 2016 04:56

blugu64: Jul 17, 2006; Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

VendaGoat posted:

Get an omega moonwatch bitch

Mange Mite posted:

The official goonwatch. The mazda miata of watches

Edit: actually i guess that one seiko is the miata. Speedmasters are, what, the bmw e30 of watches, maybe? Cant think of any other official goon cars

Well I want a moon watch a drive a '99 Miata so...

# ¿ Jan 10, 2016 08:06

blugu64: Jul 17, 2006; Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

MiracleWhale posted:

what if the prize were the satisfaction of a job well done

lol if you don't already have this every day

# ¿ Jan 11, 2016 23:41

blugu64: Jul 17, 2006; Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

I'd buy that wu tang album and then make another fortune scamming people on eBay by selling pictures of it

# ¿ Jan 12, 2016 22:18

blugu64: Jul 17, 2006; Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Yeah 900mill is only like a dozen or two trips on a falcon 9.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2016 22:51

blugu64: Jul 17, 2006; Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Howard Beale posted:

Has anybody said yet that if they won Powerball they'd dress up like Mr. Monopoly or Uncle Moneybags or whatever with the mustache and top hat and speak in a clipped mid-atlantic accent and be all "that's what I get for passing Go"?

ok cool cause that's what I'd do

That would be one hell of a marketing campaign

# ¿ Jan 13, 2016 01:59

blugu64: Jul 17, 2006; Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

I'd start my own lotto

# ¿ Jan 14, 2016 02:00

blugu64: Jul 17, 2006; Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

No I'd buy and build new toll roads, and let people drive on them for free for like 10 years to get people to depend on them, the jack up the rate

# ¿ Jan 14, 2016 02:01

blugu64: Jul 17, 2006; Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

id buy a shampoo factory and put nair in the bottles

# ¿ Jan 14, 2016 07:10

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blugu64: Jul 17, 2006; Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Accretionist posted:

Jokes on them, they didn't fill out the check right

# ¿ Jan 16, 2016 23:32

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