Cop Lounge: cops and horses hate black people (and raccoons)

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beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Dear criminals,

When using a stolen credit card to purchase a 65" 4K television from best buy be sure to also purchase the extended warranty and register said warranty with your real name, address & phone number. It makes my job much easier.

Thanks in advance.

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Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

Hey beanie, your boss is kind of a dipshit

# ? Dec 8, 2016 01:04

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Is he reading YouTube comments again?

# ? Dec 8, 2016 01:05

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

No way dude my boss is awesome

i don't work for JPSO thank Christ

# ? Dec 8, 2016 01:44

Branis: Apr 14, 2006; by VG

ever have those moments where you feel the liquid shits coming on and your racing to get your duty belt off before you poo poo your pants? Thats my life.

# ? Dec 9, 2016 17:47

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Doody belt 💩

# ? Dec 9, 2016 17:52

The Shep: Jan 10, 2007; If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

You're

# ? Dec 9, 2016 18:40

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

The Shep posted:

You're

grammar police :siren:

# ? Dec 9, 2016 19:52

Untagged: Mar 29, 2004; Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

For you Shep

https://youtu.be/qs1sf3GzPFQ

# ? Dec 9, 2016 20:23

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I'm free from my one month probation how's making America great again going

# ? Dec 9, 2016 22:03

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

About the same

# ? Dec 9, 2016 22:11

mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

Smiling Jack posted:

I'm free from my one month probation how's making America great again going

Swamp draining is going great and pay to play is a distant memory and charities are pure and good once more.

# ? Dec 9, 2016 22:16

DrakeriderCa: Feb 3, 2005; But I'm a real cowboy!

Also the godking appears to be assembling some kind of paramilitary executive to run your country so good luck with that

Oorah

# ? Dec 10, 2016 06:34

Tyro: Nov 10, 2009

Smiling Jack posted:

I'm free from my one month probation how's making America great again going

Ditto but I've been on leave the whole time too so I'm super disconnected from work, it rocks

# ? Dec 10, 2016 14:45

Branis: Apr 14, 2006; by VG

Goddamnit shep we are supposed to be bros and you throw this poo poo at me

# ? Dec 11, 2016 14:21

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

So much for the thin blue line

# ? Dec 11, 2016 14:50

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

Rad Lieutenant posted:

So much for the thin blue line

gently caress the police

# ? Dec 11, 2016 21:16

Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

is the line really that thin when its stretched across a 3xl III% shirt?

# ? Dec 11, 2016 21:35

Untagged: Mar 29, 2004; Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Whip Slagcheek posted:

gently caress the police

No really, please.

# ? Dec 11, 2016 21:42

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

# ? Dec 11, 2016 22:14

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Mike-o posted:

Don't doxx me

# ? Dec 11, 2016 22:20

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

Mike-o posted:

Please stop pulling meme's off of my twitter timeline

# ? Dec 11, 2016 23:06

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

From the secret santa thread:

# ? Dec 16, 2016 05:11

Untagged: Mar 29, 2004; Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

"May your D always be SFTB".

Fantastic.

# ? Dec 16, 2016 05:30

Untagged: Mar 29, 2004; Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Almost feel like it should be followed by the other person saying "And also with you".

# ? Dec 16, 2016 05:32

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Untagged posted:

Almost feel like it should be followed by the other person saying "And also with you".

I was raised catholic and I get that reference

# ? Dec 16, 2016 05:38

Scruff McGruff: Feb 13, 2007; Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.

Rad Lieutenant posted:

From the secret santa thread:

# ? Dec 16, 2016 16:13

Eugene V. Dubstep: Oct 4, 2013; Can't post for 8 years!

Rad Lieutenant posted:

I was raised catholic and I get that reference

I was raised Episcopalian so I also get it, but I'm a Rite I kinda guy. And with thy spirit, pls.

# ? Dec 16, 2016 17:52

threelemmings: Dec 4, 2007; A jellyfish!

Rad Lieutenant posted:

I was raised catholic and I get that reference

You guys are good Catholics like me and haven't gone to church for years then. Went with my family for the holidays recently and learned they changed all that up, I don't know the words anymore.

# ? Dec 16, 2016 19:04

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

Heh. Funerals and weddings only.

Last funeral was two years ago.

# ? Dec 16, 2016 19:11

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

# ? Dec 17, 2016 02:16

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

same except not a cop

# ? Dec 17, 2016 02:26

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Santa spotted working a school zone this morning

# ? Dec 22, 2016 17:40

Null1fy: Sep 11, 2001

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Santa spotted working a school zone this morning

Call sign 1CRINGLE1

# ? Dec 22, 2016 22:48

Branis: Apr 14, 2006; by VG

merry christmas copbros, if you're working I hope you get many a domestic and free donuts.

# ? Dec 25, 2016 15:24

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Hail Santa

# ? Dec 25, 2016 16:48

JayKay: Sep 11, 2001; And you thought they were cute and cuddly.

Did you just assume my holiday?

# ? Dec 25, 2016 16:55

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

stay safe and hail Satan

# ? Dec 25, 2016 21:43

Untagged: Mar 29, 2004; Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Hail Santa

# ? Dec 25, 2016 22:04

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Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

Hail Santa

# ? Dec 26, 2016 00:57

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