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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

wtf is that dancin cat av :allears:

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Rad Lieutenant posted:


wtf is that dancin cat av :allears:

isn't it great?

TCD
Nov 13, 2002

Every step, a fucking adventure.

Cop gay. So What posted:

Wouldn't it be the speaker, Paul Ryan?

Yeah it would either be Ryan or Pro Tempore Orrin Hatch. After that it would start with Kerry in the cabinet.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Holy poo poo I went the last three years without realizing rand paul and paul ryan are different people from different states in different houses of legislature

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG
Paul Ryan is from lolsconsin and rand paul is the son of ron paul, both are disciples of Ayn Rand who died poor and on welfare, the way every republican should die(except those put against the wall for crimes against the proletariat) Full communism 2016 i'm tired af and overnight shifts in the rural upper midwest suck. SMDFTB nerds.

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.
I will enjoy hunting down communist traitors like Branis and Smiling Jack when emperor Trump is elected.

JayKay
Sep 11, 2001

And you thought they were cute and cuddly.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


lmao

TCD
Nov 13, 2002

Every step, a fucking adventure.

Hahaha

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG

Cop gay. So What posted:

I will enjoy hunting down communist traitors like Branis and Smiling Jack when emperor Trump is elected.

come at me bro

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

Branis posted:

come at me bro

Just jump the border into our socialist paradise and swear allegiance to Glorious Leader Justin like everyone else with a brain

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Branis posted:

come at me bro

Cop Lounge 3: Civil War

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Cop gay. So What posted:

I will enjoy hunting down communist traitors like Branis and Smiling Jack when emperor Trump is elected.

I got three passports, a couple of visas,
You don't even know my real name

High on a hillside, the trucks are loading,
Everything's ready to roll
I sleep in the daytime, I work in the nighttime,
I might not ever get home

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG

DrakeriderCa posted:

Just jump the border into our socialist paradise and swear allegiance to Glorious Leader Justin like everyone else with a brain

If trump wins what do you think my chances of refugee status is? I'm not from Syria, but minnesota is pretty much just southern canada.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Branis posted:

If trump wins what do you think my chances of refugee status is? I'm not from Syria, but minnesota is pretty much just southern canada.

depends. how on point are your sexual assault skills?

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
Speaking of passports and visas I found out the other day it's remarkably easy to get a resident visa or even a passport from another country. Sometimes for as cheap as a couple grand. The gimmick is really tempting for shits and giggles, but the internet tells me it fucks up your security clearance. Oh well Panama you will just have to wait.

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

depends. how on point are your sexual assault skills?

I'm a white male in america so pro level. Also I spent a lot of years in south dakota so i'm used to subjugating native americans. Will that give me bonus points to get into canada?

Whale Cancer
Jun 25, 2004

Branis posted:

I'm a white male in america so pro level. Also I spent a lot of years in south dakota so i'm used to subjugating native americans. Will that give me bonus points to get into canada?

How many native girls have you slammed in a teepee?

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

Branis posted:

I'm a white male in america so pro level. Also I spent a lot of years in south dakota so i'm used to subjugating native americans. Will that give me bonus points to get into canada?

I'm p. sure that gives you a free house and direct entry into federal law enforcement

Hope you look good in red!

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
Only problem is you can't carry your gun off duty. Or so I've heard.

Also gently caress the cold weather.

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

Untagged posted:

Only problem is you can't carry your gun off duty. Or so I've heard.

Also gently caress the cold weather.

yes (but you don't need to unless you're in some shithole)

and yes

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

As an American, you always need to!

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

Grem posted:

As an American, you always need to!

Yeah, I figured my phrasing covered that

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

DrakeriderCa posted:

Yeah, I figured my phrasing covered that

Dusted.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Looks like we will probably be getting taser axons sometime in the near future.

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

Teflon Don posted:

Looks like we will probably be getting taser axons sometime in the near future.

I have no idea what those are but they sound at least 10x as cool as normal tasers

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!
Hahaha never mind they're just body cams

I thought maybe they were the taser cartridge you can shoot out of a shotgun or something cool

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Getting real tired of hearing about Making a Murderer

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Getting real tired of hearing about Making a Murderer

What are the cliff notes?

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Dude got hosed hard by local yokels.

Nerdlord Actual
Apr 14, 2007

Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes
Grimey Drawer

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

What are the cliff notes?

Dude probably murdered a lady, filmmakers get a hardon for Serial and make their own with blackjack and hookers and incriminating evidence left out.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Dude got hosed hard by local yokels.

ALLEGEDLY.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


PRISON IS FULL OF INNOCENT PEOPLE

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!
MUH DNA

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Hey Canuck, do you people speak like these Wiss-CAHN-SUN people???






































???

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Yeah?

Yeah.

Don'tcha knowwwwww ehhhhhhh

*chugs a gallon of mountain dew*

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Hey Canuck, do you people speak like these Wiss-CAHN-SUN people???






































???

ugh gently caress no we have schools up here

also we're like 30% british so we have some self respect

TCD
Nov 13, 2002

Every step, a fucking adventure.

DrakeriderCa posted:

ugh gently caress no we have schools up here

also we're like 30% british so we have some self respect

And Quebec?

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

TCD posted:

And Quebec?

the home of our hottest women, best food and some of our best beers?

just because they're weird about muslims and can't speak English or French properly doesn't mean they don't contribute

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Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Can confirm, Montreal has hot women.

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