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They lost to the Dolphins lol

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYBmzPUI-Qs

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Booblord Zagats posted:

When I was a kid, my parents took all 3 of us kids to play putt-putt before my mom was pregnant with my youngest sister.

We were on this hole that had to flag on top of a small hill with a somewhat steep decline all around it. Kind of a tricky shot, took my dad 4 tries. I think I did it in 6 or so. But my sister who's a year older than I am took about 3 dozen shots to get it in. My dad tried to get her to stop after he 8th, but she was determined. She just kep taking shots and they would invariably get further and further away from the hole as they rolled over, around and even just short of the little hill the hole sat atop of. She was taking shots with tears in her eyes, almost shouting at us to stop telling her to just take the 8 and walk away. I'm sure we spent 15 minutes watching her take shot after shot at what we realized what was her unobtainable goal.

Whenever someone tells me they're a Cleveland fan, regardless of sport, thats the memory I always flashback to.

LOL

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Man gently caress the Seahawks

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Chip Kelly to the 49ers!!!


lllllloooooooolllll

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Hey yo that Packers v Cards game turned into something utterly magical in the 4th. Goddamn.

Get hosed Packers.

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Pesticide20 posted:

Holy gently caress what a poo poo start to a game

This game loving owns

Russell Wilson's pick 6

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I'm enjoying this game.

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Time to die

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Dead Reckoning posted:

Listening to Broncos/Steelers on the radio, and it sounds like a poo poo-show.

more or less yea.

edit: patriots/panthers sb is my prediction. I just hope Cam is Cam enough to best brady

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http://gnb.247sports.com/Bolt/Someone-retweeted-every-Eddie-Lacy-tweet-about-food-42900671

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That food tho......#YesLord

Please make that the new thread title

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Brady, Amendola, Edelman, and Gronk are in a race to who dies first.

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GET hosed PATRIOTS

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Christ, that Ted Ginn run play.

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Well this game is over.

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LOL Panthers but in their backup qb.


Just LOL

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Cam is cool because he makes white Christians angry.

And dude balls the gently caress out too.

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

The only downside is Brady's balls will still get deflated by some hot chick tonight.

You and me both know that dude would much prefer another ring.

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Patriots fired their offensive line coach.
http://deadspin.com/reports-patriots-fire-ol-coach-dave-deguglielmo-after-1755104493

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Tom Brady

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Nostalgia4Butts posted:

go cam

please continue to make Eli more elite than Peyton

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If only Eli was somehow able to get in before Peyton.

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Nostalgia4Butts posted:

holly bloops if you're reading this please analyze these ads tonight for us tia

The marmot one made me laugh. Absolutely hated that Michelob ad. Thought it was a Nike commercial.

Oh and that Mountain Dew spot was intentionally awful. People can't shut up about it.

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Nostalgia4Butts posted:

the paypal ad was disgusting

Missed it.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Loved that Jeep ad. That was great.

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Congratulations to Von Miller and everyone else who showed up to play with him today.

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Marshawn Lynch retired. He announced this play tweeting a photo of his cleats hung up on a power line.

https://mobile.twitter.com/moneylynch/status/696525541826924546

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Nostalgia4Butts posted:

rip

dude owned and i still have a bills jersey of his

Lynch owned. May he hold his dick forever.

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Christen Press of the USWNT team scored a loving sick goal off of a first touch.

As a non-soccer fan, this was dope as hell.

http://screamer.deadspin.com/holy-poo poo-christen-presss-first-touch-is-amazing-1758423210

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Get hosed, Brady.

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Naked Bear posted:

e: and the Pats, too.

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Thanks for your service.

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Johnny Manziel is doing great.
https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/721838234729332736/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

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Ya the Patriots and him re-did his contract so he only loses about 230k in salary for the missed games.

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Andrew Luck got a new flip phone.

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Kaep is cool in my book. I read some impassioned plea how he's a loser next to Pat Tillman, which is funny because only one of those guys was dumb enough to enlist.

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USA Soccer wanted her out as is. She's old as hell. This was their chance to break from her.

Also, her butthole is a rancor pit.

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Welp

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Didn't a team try him out as a TE, which didn't work out?

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