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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
It slices, dices, does your laundry. It fills your prescription. Only for a dolla only for a dolla only for a dolla

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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Come on down to you're fired sale!

Computer desk and chair! Pens and papers! Invoices, notebooks everything must go! Pictures of your family, package of mints!

30% discount upon return of office keys!

Don't leave with an empty sack just because you got sacked!

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2_snSkpULQ

step right up!

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Hi I'm 'slightly larger' joe mcalpont. Already checked offers from other nearby businesses?

why not take a stroll across the street and take a look at our competitive sale prices as well at slightly larger joe's!

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Tenth customer gets a warm handshake every day!

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Have papers with pretty pictures that aren't really good for anything?

Boy is it your lucky day, because I will give you useful stuff for your worthless papers because I'm c-c-crazyyy!

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Buy 1 Get 1

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
But I only wanted it for a cute motivational poster---

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VineST posted:

cosmological sale.

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