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| when you see the deals we have in store, you'll think we've gone mad, but only in a way that is thankfully quite treatable with medical attention | |
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| hi, i'm 'big' jim mcalpont and down at big jim's super store we're having a fire sale. not because the store has caught on fire but because i think about that happening, a lot. | |
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| bargains. bargains. (labored sigh). bargains | |
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Jan 6, 2016 09:51
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DeepQantas posted:Come on down to you're fired sale! meteloides posted:you can't miss these amazing deals |
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Jan 6, 2016 10:05
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| when you see these believable deals, you'll think to yourself "oh. that seems reasonable" | |
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Jan 6, 2016 10:08
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| drive in and drive away with a steal, but not, like, 'grand larceny'. more like, 'pocketing a pack of gum at a service station'. that kind. | |
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DeepQantas posted:Hi I'm 'slightly larger' joe mcalpont. Already checked offers from other nearby businesses? f'ing bigger business... always undercutting the marginally littler guy... |
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customer: hey, wow, you guys are still around! i thought you closed down years ago manager: OH poo poo I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING |
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google THIS posted:for a limited time only, you can get anything in our inventory at cost, plus our overhead, plus a little more! barfdog posted:come on down to crazy johnny's carpet emporium, where we can give you a finance deal for your favourite shag for a crazy 0% interest for 2-3 years depending on how much longer this business lasts DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:hello welcome to the everything's a dollar (or more) store! right this way we have our world famous gumball machine, cash only of course Old Dirty Cumburgs posted:Once these products are gone, they're gone, until the delivery truck arrives on Sunday TheCIASentMe posted:Our sale won't last long in geological terms. Lutha Mahtin posted:stock up today, the heat-death of the universe is coming soon! posting smiling posted:buy today to receive a deal that will seem like an incredible value in a number of decades when inflation has skewed your perception of the worth of a dollar ScrubLeague posted:Come into this building where I keep various items. If you want to trade currency for one or more that's fine. meteloides posted:these deals are WARM WARM WARM! Theglavwen posted:Buy now, they're going fast, or wait until tomorrow when we restock, it's just bread. Doghouse posted:For only $75 more, we'll throw in a free $75 gift card! |
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Theglavwen posted:I saw an advert in a take-away pizza place's window last night that said Buy 10 get 1 Free. |
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| schoolyard bully: walk in, walk out with 10% of your lunch money back | |
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| there's a store here, in the tourist part of town, that's literally called 'closing down sale'. that's the business' name. pretty clever and, if you think about it, not wholly untrue | |
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