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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

:siren:we are not offering HB steaks this Friday:siren:

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Apr 12, 2013

Parallax Scroll posted:

have any goons actually visited doob's besides that one slenderman guy

a starwar betamax drove his big rig down to Reform Alabama with the intention of bellying up to a Doobiest Maximas and a good ol Coca-Cola, but he couldn't find a place to park

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Apr 12, 2013

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

eurosocialists are denied the secrets and the glory of the dog shack

samizdoobie

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Apr 12, 2013

Smash it Smash hit posted:

you need to understand he underlines everything on the menu because everything on the menu is very important, god bless

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Apr 12, 2013

:siren:DOOBIE HAS REMOVED THE WORD "DOGHOUSE" FROM HIS FACEBOOK PAGE:siren:



The mission creep saga continues....

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Apr 12, 2013

he should make tacos

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Apr 12, 2013



our breakfast venture

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Apr 12, 2013

KiddieGrinder posted:

:lol:

So I guess breakfast at Doobz was a bust, now it's a firesale to get rid of that poo poo.

He's always got the fried chicken salad to fall back on:



"a sold salad" is the most Mavis Beacon phrase in the drat world

ask for it

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Apr 12, 2013

Boinks posted:

edit--> How do you even screw up breakfast? lol

By not advertising it with a red-hot summer rap jam

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Apr 12, 2013

a bone to pick posted:

If there was a doobie's near me I would eat there probably 3 times a week.

Any day now.

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Apr 12, 2013

HoAssHo posted:

What a weirdo.

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Apr 12, 2013

:rip: breakfast menu



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Apr 12, 2013

Germstore posted:

Please tell me that's real. Please tell me Tasha's Big Stack is real.

Doobie's Diner > About > Page Info > Show Menu

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Apr 12, 2013

Manifest posted:

THIS IS THE END


MY ONLY FRIEND


THE END




holy poo poo

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Apr 12, 2013





838 days of dawg'n it

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Apr 12, 2013



geez, yellowpages dot com, the coleslaw body isn't even cold yet

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Apr 12, 2013

WhyteRyce posted:

Of course not the landlord will keep it and Craigslist it off to someone else

Let's buy it

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Apr 12, 2013



How right you were, Tasha.

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Apr 12, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBrY3-w3MBM

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Apr 12, 2013

Angela Christine posted:

I don't remember the doghouse having a filthy trench in the middle.

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Apr 12, 2013



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-th0uIPdHU

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Apr 12, 2013

http://tuscaloosa.craigslist.org/grq/5373827678.html

Doobie, buy the shed

This is a realtor

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Apr 12, 2013

Admiral_eX_laX posted:

An elephant never forgets. Much like Doobie and Natasha.

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Apr 12, 2013

a starwar betamax posted:

somebody rehoast the raps on soundcloud or whatever

OK

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Apr 12, 2013

Boinks posted:

Lol all he has to do is sue his landlord for the funds to move/whatever he spent fixing up the place. What a dumbass.

I would stay at the terrifying Economy Inn, just up the road from the Dog House, in order to see Doobie's hilarious day in court

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Apr 12, 2013

WhyteRyce posted:

The landlord hasn't kicked him out yet. doobs is just claiming he's moving out now instead of being told "get out" because I guess this means he can leave with his pride or something

but not with his vent hood

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Apr 12, 2013


:eyepop:

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Apr 12, 2013

Cromulent posted:

and lol at that picture, poor pinto beans and onion guy

Every time that nonplussed face pops up somewhere I lol irl

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Apr 12, 2013

It's not over 'til the end of the week, at the very least.



This would be an ideal time to reboot my unlaunched shirt design: https://teespring.com/thedoobiestmaximas

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Apr 12, 2013

Pastry of the Year posted:

This would be an ideal time to reboot my unlaunched shirt design: https://teespring.com/thedoobiestmaximas





:getin:

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Apr 12, 2013

Jst0rm posted:

guys ive been working massive amounts. Whats happened in the last 1000 posts please PLEASE. I need to know the doob saga and cant read right now.

Doobie won.

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Apr 12, 2013

facebook jihad posted:

Wasn't there some kind of google hangout or group chat/whatever where Doobie talked to a bunch of goons? Or was that fake?

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Apr 12, 2013



Go wild.

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Apr 12, 2013

BigBadSteve posted:

a certain sort of customer

Like the mayor

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Apr 12, 2013

we kept telling him to melt the cheese and he was like "well milk is basically just pre-melted cheese if you think about it"

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Apr 12, 2013

Macaroni n Smegma posted:

crinkle cut potatoes, handful of fritos
natasha! no, we do not have combos (chili hole)
natasha! we do not have combos (hot rod show)
natasha! we do not have combos (we are closed)
do not have combos (we are closed)
do not have combos (we are clo-oh-oh-ohhhsed)
no, no, no, no, no, no, no

lol irl at this part

That hot rod show, good heavens

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Apr 12, 2013



god bless all the hilarious goons that stepped up to leave hilarious comments on the closing post

:jerkbag:

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Apr 12, 2013

bradzilla posted:

:qq:

p-poor doobie.. why would you post mean things on his public facebook page

If you're going to interfere instead of just watching these bumbling hayseeds play out this drama on their own, the very least you could do is actually be funny.

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Apr 12, 2013

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

anyone else suspect its a big plot to go dark on the internet and get bad froggers to stop loving with him and just continue business as normal? It's not like anyone would ever go there physically to check

poo poo weve been begging goons to go there for years, even the ones under an hour from his bunker wont do it

lol at the idea of Doobie trying to herd the social-media chucklefucks of Reform, Alabama through a days-long ruse about the closure of his sweaty Coca-Cola pillbox (oh, and West Alabama Automotive, which I guess is a building with some tools and a sign) just so, like, twenty people will stop posting screenshots of his status updates for the amusement of, like, twenty other people

a starwar betamax posted:

Why is that facebook post all bolded

that's how you know it's comedy and not liable

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