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Doobie doobie dooo keep making strange, bad and seemingly unrelated life choices because this man is my hero.
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CrashCat posted:He's pretty smart, he managed to guilt an entire town into buying his crappy food until he got it afloat enough to have someone else make it Yeah but he still makes weird decisions, and it's great.
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Jan 10, 2016 18:07
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Melmac posted:
His dissapointed gaze is proof enough for me and, dare I say it, any judge.
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Jan 11, 2016 05:45
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In honor of doobie I am going to open up a hot dog stand in my kitchen and only serve myself hotdogs for a week then close up.
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Jan 16, 2016 05:46
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Eatin' a lovely 7/11 dog. This ones for you Doobs.
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Jan 19, 2016 16:55
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Plus Doobie is very against the whole two meat lifestyle. Meat should nestle in a bun, as god intended.
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Jan 19, 2016 17:09
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Chomp8645 posted:lol this reminds me of when he first opened and was selling chicken tenders for $1.00 each or three tenders for $3.50. Holy poo poo I'm crying
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Jan 19, 2016 19:35
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whoflungpoop posted:lol good gently caress him and his delusions of competence and dignity Don't talk about Doobie like that. He dared to dream.
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Jan 20, 2016 01:51
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whoflungpoop posted:its only daring when ur self aware enough to realize ur own limitations But he had to be dreaming to come up with the plan.
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Jan 20, 2016 01:59
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Jan 20, 2016 02:20
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All around me are familiar hot dogs, worn out grease traps, worn out grease traps...
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Jan 20, 2016 18:23
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I am sad no one has the courage to drive down to doobies for a final dog. I would have done it but I don't live in America. 
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Jan 22, 2016 13:14
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a starwar betamax posted:I'm there now.... doobie just served me the daily special: chili dog on sliced bread with milk sauce A purple heart for this lovely man. He will surely be crippled from his hot dog induced wounds, but his valor will soar like an eagle.
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Jan 22, 2016 14:00
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With the final dog days coming to a close, Doobie sighs with relief. The cash that he made is piled high in a cardboard box labelled "Tasha". He passes Odysseus as he closes up. "What in the blazes are you doin out in this dang snowstorm Claude?" "I done plum givin' out, Ody." he mutters, as he stares blankly out across the street. "The funeral place done take my store." "What funeral home Doobie? We ain't got nodang funeral home along here!" "Okay, thanks" Doobie walks to the edge of town, stopping only at the population sign. He crosses out the 3000 and writes 299-91/2. "Stay strong little Doobie. The lord in heaven knows I ain't." He walks into the lake. The bad froggers have him now. The bad froggers... Have him now.
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Jan 23, 2016 01:06
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Halah posted:
Everyone on that street seems to have a better car than me lol
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Jan 23, 2016 13:39
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Lunch is on you Doobs!  For some reason it is always upside down but it says "oobie og ouse RIP" on them
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Parallax Scroll posted:here i fixed it Thank you.
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