Killed a Girl in 96 posted:

doobie is almost retarded and we're making fun of an almost-retarded man

but hell, it's G.B.S.

vyst posted:

Old people use checks all the time at the grocery store because debit/credit cards are voodoo wizardry.

The Twinkie Czar posted:

Added some recent pics and links to the wikia. Doobiepedia is the second google result for "doobies doghouse", trailing only his one-star Yelp page. Add a new page or write a better summary and I'll editit in.


Sounds like something another restaurant promised and Doobie forgot to remove while plagiarizing.


IKEA? Doobie's not into that euro commie stuff. West Alabama Automotive will take all the light auto repair that can be handled with a little cash and a fist full of Harbor Freight coupons. . . which is a lot. People will pay for simple poo poo like oil and spark plug changes. If you're not afraid to vent some refrigerant you just need a vacuum pump and manifold (about $150 at Harbor Freight) to service air conditioning. The Doobster is probably renting a vacant building for next to nothing. If he does enough work to cover rent and utilities then his reward is a drive-in workshop for his own projects. It's a cool scheme if you're into car work. He really is some kind of low cunning savant.

Cromulent posted:

Unfortunately are oil change and light automotive venture are not given the responce we wanted.....12 bottles of SW-40 oil $9.99 each....pile of slightly used rags $4/handful....

EDIT: loving lol at $1.25 per cup of lovely doobie diner coffee

EDIT2: Tasha's Big Stack: 4-pancakes stacked up High

Berious posted:

If they're adding a crematorium they might be in the market for a vent hood.

Wintermutant posted:

It's gonna be a big parking lot.

a starwar betamax posted:

It's a shame the funeral home is running Doobies out.... Im sure he's been sending lots of business there way since he opened

Eleanor Pwnsevelt posted:

In 2 years Doobie never took responsibility for anything that happened in his restaurant.

Last Buffalo posted:

Something tells me the lease has very little to do with Doobie's closing. I don't think the landlord can go "welp, get out" with only a few weeks to go.

I don't know why he's not doing the obvious thing and just moving the doghouse inside the garage.

Bob Loblaw posted:

- Not a single place in (my) room to hang clothing

Egbert Souse posted:

a starwar betamax posted:

Have we got all the best doobie jepegs in here yet?

Berious posted:

e: 10 hours of cut scenes is not an exaggeration. Chris boasted about them and showed off the script

quote:

Linda Robinson Son if I had the money I would buy 2 or 3 of your bar stools after you let uncle Dennis have first choice of them but I don't have the money.I thought they would look good in my kitchen since my decor is red and gold.Im always a day late or a dollar short.

Rod Munch posted:

bradzilla posted:

Doob's suppliers were the freezers at Walmart

ArbitraryC posted:

Someone mentioned doobie was closing down in some other thread and so I came here to see what the hubub was about. Are you telling me that all the money he dumped into renovations and making the place up to code for cooking and selling food in (like that super expensive vent hood) was done to a building he was merely renting and could get kicked out of at a moment's notice?