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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
slaw dogs piled high with coke in the bottle

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
do you think hes out of wings right now? :ohdear:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
good n messy

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

SaltLick posted:

Doobie gettin drunk tonight Roll Tide

god bles

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
mods lied

dogs fried

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i got a big rear end hot dog with all the fixins (PILED HIGH) and a coke (not in the bottle) from Costco for $1.63 after tax today.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
someone please post that autotune song of doobie thanks in advance

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

HoAssHo posted:




Checks for hotdogs


haha it really is literally a dystopian 3rd world country down there huh

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
im late to the party here but hahahaha drat wow

how else could this possibly have ended.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
doobie is probably blaming the gay mexican agenda here

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
landlord lied



doobie dogs died

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

holy poo poo

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
In the last 2 months I've changed jobs, offices, roommates...

And now Doobie's doesn't exist anymore?

I don't think I can take this level of change.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

:golfclap:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

tomstuart posted:

his right to keep the shack open

if you don't own the space and have no lease this doesnt exist hth

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Manifest posted:

It's a southern thing, and is really good. It basically IS an edible napkin/bbq sauce sponge.

ya the bread is great with the meat/grease/bbq sauce/baked bean flavors.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
leak the source code Chris


this is a hacker

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
unpaid debt and bad credit, piled high

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

magnifique

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Gravy. From the bag.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Serve MREs Doobie.

This is a soldier.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
doublepost because the cloud is poo poo

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
he literally served cafeteria food for 2 years. it would be impressive if it wasnt for the fact its in backwater alabama

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

i actually agree with this because haha thats an insane offer

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Melmac posted:



I am confused. He's selling bread and milk now? Unless he meant "Doobie is ready".

im imagining a HowToBasic video for some reason

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i bet that shack has a water lein on it

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

CrashCat posted:

the news has been "lol snow, theres a run on bread and milk" and i imagine he just sits around and watches tv a good portion of the day at the oghous

http://twitter.com/AndyGHardman/status/690164726924460032/photo/1

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
the curse of the slaw dog

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Doobie's dreams, they piled high.
Orders of wings, piles of fries.
Days went on by, dogs came and went
All the while under the ol' hood vent
Piles of cheese, they didnt melt
A small town business, in the bible belt
Landlord came and said goodbye
And Doobie's dreams, they dun died.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Un-l337-Pork posted:

The obvious answer is for Doobie to combine his passions and get a food truck, but that would actually require him to work instead of just sitting in the dog house watching tv and loving off all day.

Hmmm should I get a mobile operation where I can drive into Tuscaloosa and sling hotdogs to drunk college students or should I get a shack in backwater Alabama where no one lives nor has any money.

A difficult decision.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
its a tough business

*has absurd hours and is closed alot*

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
burn down the shack doobie

this is an arsonist

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
It starts with
One thing I don't know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you fry
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
slaw dogs are a valuable thing
Watch me cook the hot dogs i sling
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It’s so unreal
Didn’t look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to keep grillin' but didn’t even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside and even though I fried, dogs fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when...
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Drunk Nerds posted:

This thread seems to be infected with musical Tourette's

piled high

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

skaboomizzy posted:

I'm the three huge unopened jars of pickle slices

i love a good dill pickle slice

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