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Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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flickmaker joins the ring havers club! 2015 SASFL Pats are the Super Bowl champs!

Oberst, the leage mascot, is back to troll us all.

Who wants to join up and dethrone ~Jimmy G~



* We will be playing on All Pro Difficulty. We will use default sliders at the onset, and I reserve the right to make slight modifications depending on ~*EA MAGIC*~ (last year, we had to dial down CPU QB accuracy because Matt Flynn would go 21/22 on a user, and CPU INTs were dialed down a degree). For many of us, these sliders won't really matter but it's a pretty big boon to newer players to reduce the CPU game frustration. These have no effect on user games.
* Quarters will be 6 minutes with no run down.
* I am undecided on how we should approach Coach vs Owner, and I'm going to let us debate prior to the game's release. Last year Owner was pretty broken and many teams couldn't resign any Free Agents unless they relocated to a big market to actually make cash. Being a Coach negates that, but removes Hot Dog Vendor Simulator 2015 and relocation ability. We eventually went with the mantra of do either or, and it worked out well. I'm leaning that way this year.
* Cheesing isn't tolerated here. We can discuss it on a case by case basis, but lets not let it come to that. Let's be good sportsmen in here. Includes, but not limited to (going for it on 4th downs deep in your own field, nano blitzes, or abusing no huddle. If you have to think that a play you're using may be cheap or laughed at in the real NFL, you should probably not run it.)
* Running up the score aggressively on users is frowned upon.
* Changing teams is allowed, but only in the offseason. Once the season begins you are stuck with your team until the next preseason. No jumping teams mid-season.
* Pubbies can only join this league if an existing member will vouch for them and risk their place in the league. While we have had some pretty good pubbies in the league, we've had a few utter shitheads and we'd rather just keep them out.


CPU Games
Get them in, get the W. I don't care if you need to restart to get the W, but please don't restart just to pad stats or shake off injuries. If you blow them out, that's fine, but let's not restart 8 times to get your QB 900 yards. A new feature this year will allow me to assign a W to any matchup, so if you can't play a CPU game this year, we can discuss as a league if a sim or assigning a W is appropriate. Which will help keep CPU teams out of the playoffs, as in the past few years we've had people lose playoff spots to CPU sims.

Trades
Trading with the CPU is enabled until Week 4. Exploit the logic at your own risk!. We can discuss this as the year goes on or before we even start, but most of us shouldn't need to trade with the CPU. Generally, the overwhelming majority does not like this being available as it can and will be abused.


Team Priority
Any returning goons from last year's league get their first dibs on keeping their old team, or taking a new one. I will post the team list as it was at the end of our last season.

If there are disputes, and I know at least one (dave vs jabro for the Giants), please work these out amongst each other. I am not making any decision as to who will win a dispute on a team.

If you are not returning to a team, please post. With 32 teams, everyone should get a team that can play to their preference, and it's never guaranteed everyone will play beyond a season so some teams can and do open back up.


Schedule:
I aim to advance us on a 3 schedule, no questions asked. If all games are in before that advance period we may advance, but to start off we'll go with 4 days. Please let Dubious know after 24 hours if you can't get a hold of your opponent and we will work from there. If everyone is done before hand, we will advance early. If you are the last person we are waiting on then you have 24 hours. So if everyone is done in 12 hours except for 1 person then he has 1 day after that to finish up their week or the league will advance. If you are playing the CPU then we expect your game to be done within 48 hours unless you mention it here.

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Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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NFC East
Dallas Cowboys - Havoc904
PSN: Havoc904
Alt contact: PM

Philadelphia Eagles - Ty1990
PSN: tylerdonchez
Alt contact:

New York Giants - Sharzak
PSN: Sharzak
Alt Contact:

Washington "Professional" Football Team-
PSN:
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NFC South
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Afterfather
PSN: notescobar
Alt contact:

Atlanta Falcons -
PSN:
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Carolina Panthers -
PSN:
Alt contact:

New Orleans Saints - D_I
PSN: Vermars
Alt contact:


NFC West
San Francisco 49ers -
PSN:
Alt contact:

St Louis Rams - davecrazy
PSN: dpcv8
Alt contact:

Arizona Cardinals -
PSN:
Alt contact:

Seattle Seahawks -
PSN:
Alt Contact:


NFC North
Green Bay Packers -
PSN:
Alt contact:

Minnesota Vikings - Calvin Johnson Jr.
PSN: rufioj
Alt contact:

Detroit Lions -
PSN:
Alt contact:

Chicago Bears -
PSN:
Alt contact:



AFC East
New England Patriots - flickmaker
PSN: flickmaker
Alt contact:

Miami Dolphins - human being Guy
PSN: thenardpuppy
Alt contact:

Buffalo Bills -
PSN:
Alt contact:

New York Jets -
PSN:
Alt contact:


AFC South
Indianapolis Colts -
PSN:
Alt contact:

Jacksonville Jaguars -
PSN:
Alt contact:

Houston Oilers - Dubious
PSN: dubious
Alt contact:

Houston Texans -
PSN:
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AFC West
Oakland Raiders - Paperback Writer
PSN: Paperback75
Alt contact:

Denver Broncos -
PSN:
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San Diego Chargers -
PSN:
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Kansas City Chiefs -
PSN:
Alt contact:


AFC North
Pittsburgh Steelers - Traxis
PSN: xtraxisx
Alt contact:

Baltimore Ravens - Oberst
PSN: McShurto
Alt contact:

Cleveland Browns -
PSN:
Alt contact:

Cincinnati Bengals -
PSN:
Alt contact:

Dubious fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Jan 7, 2016

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Updated team listing.

I'll invite the new folks tonight.

@megatron, the Vikes are a pretty good, well balanced team in this league. I played them in Week 1 and they have an Adrian Peterson - Lamar Miller 1-2 punch at running back with great lines on both sides of the ball. You should have a good time.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Oberst posted:



Dubious, you'll have to tell me how to set the xp sliders for maximum benefit



Crank it to 300% and forget about it imo. I did a season by myself with that setting and i actually got to develop guys who weren't starters. If we're shooting for two seasons, it's the best number anyway.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Oberst posted:

Dubious dead, RIP

god is dead

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Ty is on auto for a bit. Ill make sure it is set in the am.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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yea i turned them on for a few weeks because some people had poo poo poo poo poo poo drafts.

Turning them off in an advance or two.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Advance is after Oberst and Havoc duke it out. I assigned the CPU games wins, and set Ty to auto for the Giants to poop on.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Advance is tonight. gonna play my game and move it on up.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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i'll advance it right now. played diablo last night!

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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:siren: 2016 Week 5! :siren:

:911: GAMES AND poo poo :911:

flick @ FG
Havoc @ Sharzak

rest is vs cpu!

Advance Monday or Tuesday.

I like to see the huge blowouts that get pitched when i set teams to a W.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Oberst posted:

Just got d/c'd out of a cpu game 5 times thanks EA

Make that 6. I'm about to give up. I'm over cpu games anyway.

I clearly don't value my time

get rekt bitch

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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I'm going to advance after you homies play your user game.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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I advanced.

It's week 6, and

:canada: eh, games of the week brought to you by your RCMP :canada:

Paperback @ Afterfather

rest CPU, a few on a bye.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Hey FG pal, when do you want to throw down for our 10-7 battle?

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Give me a few and ill hop on

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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gonna throw up a stream

twitch.tv/dubious28

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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lmao holy poo poo what a game

Sankey motherfuckers :smugdog:

E: GG buddy, we both pitched some really good defenses, except you couldn't stop the run and I couldn't stop the pass

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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yes

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Oberst posted:

Aight. Want me to go ahead and do that?

Flick I believe we have a game. Are you available tonight?

yea ill be away for a while

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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I faked a punt on my 40 against FG in the same situation last year, converted it and he just called me a fucker and that was that. Don't make me remind us its video games and we've had no complaints all year.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Its not habitual and in this piece of poo poo game where any number of hilarity can arise I'll say just let it slide for this one occurrence. Ya'll know we play 99% clean games unless were making GBS threads on the CPU.

Seriously the only salt so far this year was me bitching AF kept me in dime against his 4 wr sets until i learned it was the Run N Shoot and was like "oh I'm an idiot"

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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I highly doubt were all going to go for it now. I'd just shut er down if it hit that but i know it never will.


Why cant we just get some real xXxShredder420xXx drama again, that was actually hilarious

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Fuk u OP The End is the worst boss

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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enjoy your prize

luv u bb

Dubious fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Jan 27, 2016

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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the freakout when jabro blew out the Eagles guy in M13 was amazeballs

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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advance after you two recreate the 4th and 1 Bowl

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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lmao are you starting Pickles now

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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I threw 9 to jabro once :v:

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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he was, lol

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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looks like he packed it in. go ahead and knock out the game AF

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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I'm advancing tonight after I get my game in.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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I advanced.

It's all CPU games.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Tomorrow

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Week 11.

Better post coming after I blow out the CPU. It's all CPU games again this week.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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lol Gronk has 39 TDs

E: Stevie Lee would be proud. Bryn Renner is a starting QB in SASFL 2017. And I sacked him a whole bunch :getin:

2E: with his Titans (Oilers, bitch)

Dubious fucked around with this message at 09:43 on Feb 6, 2016

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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yea i'll advance it soon, eating right now (managing my empire in MUT)

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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:siren: 2016, Week 12 :siren:

:canada: Games of the week, eh! :canada:

none, it's all CPU games :lol:



Jim Mora's Playoff Update

AFC

1. Oilers @ 11-0
2. Patriots @ 9-1
3. Raiders @ 9-1
4. Ravens @ 8-2
5. Dolphins @ 7-3
6. CPU Chiefs @ 5-5

6 Seed will be a cpu sim battle between Colts, Texans, and Bengals. Rest of the AFC gets blown up by users :v:

NFC

1. Buccs @ 10-0
2. Rams @ 10-0
3. Cowboys @ 9-1
4. CPU Cards @ 6-4
5. Giants @ 9-1
6. Falcons @ 7-3

On the bubble - Eagles @ 5-5, whenever tyler's month long probie ends :perfect:

:clint: MVP Watch :clint:

Jameis Winston
Jimmy G
:krakken:

No one else will sniff those 3 the rest of the way.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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flickmaker's :krakken: is RoboGronk with 140 receptions, 2124 yards, and 39 TDs in Week 12 :spooky:

Hats off, that's impressive as poo poo.

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Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Oberst posted:

More receiver injuries please. Pitta should have out for a few weeks by now...a world gone mad!!!!

Raise injury slider, raise fumbles, raise holding slider, raise opi slider, turn off neutral zone infraction, turn off roughing the passer, bring back two qb glitch, bring back m25 draws I'M GOING INSANE :cenobite:

you never let me continue Timmy's ride when the league died. The Worst.

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