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Dear dumbass mage I hired: stay off the griffin's back. What do you think that will do?
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Bitterblack island is so loving cool on hard mode
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Jan 28, 2016 22:01
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FactsAreUseless posted:It would be cool if my pawns would actually dodge the cockatrice's breath. I hate that pawns never ever figure out to get out of deaths way on bitterblack
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Jan 28, 2016 22:55
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Work Friend Keven posted:I hate that pawns never ever figure out to get out of deaths way on bitterblack
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Jan 28, 2016 22:55
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Work Friend Keven posted:I hate that pawns never ever figure out to get out of deaths way on bitterblack Usually they dont even pay enough attention to follow your lead when you're level 30 and running away from him chanting 'Come! Come! Come! Come!'
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Jan 29, 2016 01:42
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Work Friend Keven posted:I hate that pawns never ever figure out to get out of deaths way on bitterblack I had struggled a lot keeping pawns alive across the board in bitterblack since most areas were so tight they just kept running into attacks and dying, so at a certain point i just started spamming great sacrifice bolts
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Jan 29, 2016 06:32
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it amazes me that i've beenplaying this game for almost 2 weeks now and there are still moments where I say "holy loving poo poo that was awesome"
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Jan 29, 2016 12:03
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I fixed my pawns voice
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Jan 29, 2016 18:33
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The dumbass griffin wont land because my pawns murked the goblins
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Jan 29, 2016 19:43
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mysterious loyall X posted:The dumbass griffin wont land because my pawns murked the goblins pick up a dead body
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Jan 29, 2016 19:46
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Evil Eagle posted:pick up a dead body the bodies disappear after like 2 seconds. i had to carry one for like 10 minutes and eat 1000 mushrooms to make it back
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Jan 29, 2016 19:47
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rediscover posted:the bodies disappear after like 2 seconds. i had to carry one for like 10 minutes and eat 1000 mushrooms to make it back I always killed one in the area and immediately carried it over, didn't know they disappeared so fast.
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Jan 29, 2016 19:56
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hwen I did that part there were some goblins who started arriving soon after the first batch died, I think they respawn and attack in little waves so you always have something to use
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Jan 29, 2016 23:13
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i had no idea there was a crime system in this game until i did a helm splitter on the smiths dead kid. i revived him, the father tearfully thanked me, and then a guard came into the smithy and threw me in the klink
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Jan 30, 2016 05:19
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Robot Randy posted:i had no idea there was a crime system in this game until i did a helm splitter on the smiths dead kid. i revived him, the father tearfully thanked me, and then a guard came into the smithy and threw me in the klink Crime does NOT pay, Robot Randy
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Jan 30, 2016 14:52
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I accidentally bought 7 useless earrings from Johnathan's Rift Shop, cleaning out my entire hoard of rift crystals obtained from Jerkops, Lunchmeat Larry, and other horny Arisens... FUUUUUU
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Jan 30, 2016 19:36
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It even autosaves after you buy. Unbelievable.
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Jan 30, 2016 19:36
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You could try retrying from checkpoint save.
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Jan 31, 2016 04:30
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No dice Im afraid.. Ah well. Frankly Ive put this mess behind me.
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Jan 31, 2016 04:48
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Good for you. Yo'ure moving on as a stronger person for it
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Jan 31, 2016 12:08
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As a warrior your attacks can only reach the true final boss's ankles, so I had to climb up to his head, stay there for the whole 10min fight, punch him in the head 200x & jump when he did the 1HKO fire aoe. Vid of the fight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-_zG5RTZAw
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Jan 31, 2016 16:20
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net cafe scandal posted:I accidentally bought 7 useless earrings from Johnathan's Rift Shop, cleaning out my entire hoard of rift crystals obtained from Jerkops, Lunchmeat Larry, and other horny Arisens... FUUUUUU What do those rings do anyway? Also Have you met my pawn 
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Jan 31, 2016 17:55
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I'll look for Stace soon, I need to kill some golems so I can get the parts for enhancing a new piece of gear and bows are really the best weapons for hitting those weak points
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Jan 31, 2016 17:59
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Man-swallowing falls
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Jan 31, 2016 23:28
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gently caress you Dongicus for rating my pawn 1 stars in all the categories. Choke on a dick and die soon. gently caress YOU!
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Jan 31, 2016 23:34
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Does easy kill apply to any sort of melee attack? its badass. mgrs parry net cafe scandal posted:gently caress you Dongicus for rating my pawn 1 stars in all the categories. Choke on a dick and die soon. gently caress YOU! https://zippy.gfycat.com/WhirlwindMisguidedGrassspider.webm
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Feb 1, 2016 02:53
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yeah easy kill is so cool i love it. ive had it not work on knockdown attacks from skeleton warriors
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Feb 1, 2016 02:59
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Dongicus posted:Does easy kill apply to any sort of melee attack? its badass. mgrs parry Thats my girlfriend you just threw into the town sewer.
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Feb 1, 2016 03:22
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net cafe scandal posted:Thats my girlfriend you just threw into the town sewer. Actually it's just some freaking pixels and Code. Grow up.
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Feb 1, 2016 03:29
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rediscover posted:Actually it's just some freaking pixels and Code. Grow up. Walk away bro.
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Feb 1, 2016 03:40
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net cafe scandal posted:Walk away bro. 
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Feb 1, 2016 05:39
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i maxed out ranger i'm level 42 now idk if i should stay ranger or switch [magic archer?, assassin?
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Feb 1, 2016 05:39
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mysterious loyall X posted:i maxed out ranger i'm level 42 now idk if i should stay ranger or switch [magic archer?, assassin? both of those are really fun. im playing magic arhcer and liking it a lot and ive played assassin a couple times
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Feb 1, 2016 07:53
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my first playthrough back on the 360 I did Magic Archer and I worry I ruined the game for myself because that class was loving incredible. I just started up a new run and I want to be a pure mage. so begins the adventures of Archwizard Schlongo and his loyal companion Vajongo the She-Barbarian making friends with this ox 
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Feb 1, 2016 08:46
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I like picking up rabbits and carrying them around.
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Feb 1, 2016 09:32
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I love how completely unexplained the Ur-Dragon is. You go through this door in the Everfall and all of a sudden you’re in a hosed up metal album cover landscape with meteors raining down on destroyed cities and this massive zombie dragon covered in Arisen’s hearts flies down from a void that’s consuming space, and your pawns are just like “hey Arisen that’s the ur-dragon lol”
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Feb 1, 2016 10:35
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I love how completely unexplained the Ur-Dragon is. You go through this door in the Everfall and all of a sudden you’re in a hosed up metal album cover landscape with meteors raining down on destroyed cities and this massive zombie dragon covered in Arisen’s hearts flies down from a void that’s consuming space, and your pawns are just like “hey Arisen that’s the ur-dragon lol”
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Feb 1, 2016 12:50
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It's a big loving dragon. I don't think I damaged it once because it took me by surprise
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Feb 1, 2016 15:14
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it's certainly a big dragon. the first time I met it it descended halfway then gently floated sideways across the arena and peacefully drifted into the sky
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I was not ready for Bitterblack Isle. God drat I'm getting owned. It is really fun though
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