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Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Do you still need something to dry your rear end in a top hat with after? Or do you just drip dry?

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Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Loco posted:

Unless you use soap, there's no 100% clean going on, here. I'm sure you know this, but it only recently dawned on me.

Buttholes are dirty. Don't touch yours and then touch your mouth. Wash your hands after touching your butthole, especially before you eat.

I mean, I know we're all goons, but these are things your parents should have taught you.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

dk2m posted:

I never understood how white people only use toilet paper. Like...won't there still be some poo poo kinda stuck up there? Since it's dry, won't it chafe? How do you properly wash it after a poo poo? Do you just wait until you shower? Isn't it uncomfortable to be walking around with lil' dingleberries and poo poo smells all day?

If you have dingleberries and it smells like poo poo when you walk around, you didn't wipe.

I get that some people like bidets more, but it seriously isn't the huge issue some people seem to think it is.

edit: this is assuming you can reach your rear end to wipe right and can actually get your cheeks open. If you're some giant hambeast goon who is making GBS threads fat man pancakes and has trouble reaching then all bets are off.

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