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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > Ask me about Quitting Toilet Paper. No More Wiping!
 
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Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
So you're telling me that a gentle squirt of water is enough to clean your bunghole to a sparkling finish? Maybe my digestive system hates me, but I think I'd need something like a pressure washer to clean my nethers without any form of mechanical aid. Or do you have a special BidetBrush that you get in there with?

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Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Bardeh posted:

http://www.amazon.com/Toilet-Sprayer-Shower-Hygiene-Complete/dp/B00BKXBH3K

They're like $20 and easy to install. There's no reason to carry on smearing your poo poo across your rear end in a top hat with paper. When you clean your body do you rub yourself down with a towel and call it done? Why would you do the same with your lovely bumhole?

I also don't just stand under the shower and not do anything but let the water run over me. This is the part about bidets I just don't get - water alone just can't do the job. Are people getting in there with their hands but are too embarrassed to talk about it?

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