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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > Ask me about Quitting Toilet Paper. No More Wiping!
 
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BarbarianElephant
Feb 12, 2015
The fairy of forgiveness has removed your red text.
A female-friendly alternative to the bidet seat is the "handheld bidet" which is like a spray gun that connects into the cold water supply of your toilet. You just aim front-to-back and by 'eck does the cold water wake you up in the morning!

Plus they cost <$50 and can be installed by anyone who knows a little DIY.

BarbarianElephant fucked around with this message at 15:14 on Jan 21, 2016

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BarbarianElephant
Feb 12, 2015
The fairy of forgiveness has removed your red text.

alnilam posted:

I actually bought all the parts but never got around to it because I'm moving soon. I'm also not sure how to hang up / store the sprayer when it's not in use. Should I build a little holster for the side of the toilet?

Mine came with a little holster for the toilet.

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