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Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




maporfic posted:

From what I've read, some people 'pat dry' with paper. Personally, I give it a good twerk and call it good. No problems with water residue. I wear cotton briefs. If you go commando or wear silk boxers the water may effect you differently. It's not much water really, no more than a small amount of sweat. I will suggest getting up slowly. As your cheeks come together water drips off. If you get up rapidly, you'll need to wipe drips off the seat.

You must have a really hairless rear end because I have to use a good amount of TP to dry things up.

Gromit posted:

So you're telling me that a gentle squirt of water is enough to clean your bunghole to a sparkling finish? Maybe my digestive system hates me, but I think I'd need something like a pressure washer to clean my nethers without any form of mechanical aid. Or do you have a special BidetBrush that you get in there with?

I have the same bidet as the OP and I the one time I went above 40% pressure I nearly leapt off the toilet. That thing can pack a punch.


Drunk Canuck posted:

Are you bidet users... emotionally happier after the switch?

YES

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Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




rock rock posted:

I poo poo 2-3 times a day and 50-100 sheets seems ridiculous to me.

If you have explosive diarrhea couldn't you get poo poo in your water nozzle?

There's a guard in front of the nozzle that moves out of the way when you turn it on

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