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D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
David DeCastro just said on the radio that Burfict spit in his face during the game

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D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
lmao Pacman Jones said on Dan Patrick's show that AB was faking being knocked out, and that he deserves a "Grammy"

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

CharlestheHammer posted:

The pearl clutching in this thread is hilarious. Especially from Steelers fans.

Lol, no. You and "codependent poster" come off as desperate, whiny babies, whereas everyone else is stupefied by how lovely and dumb Burfict and Jones acted.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Goetta posted:

All this talk of kicking Burfict out of the league I keep reading in various places is pretty weird because I really don't think he was trying to hit AB in the head

Lol yeah, he wasn't "trying" to sprain or break Cam Newton's ankles, rip Le'Veon Bell's knees apart, drive Ben's shoulders into the turf, or decapitate AB. Sure

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Goetta posted:

The amount of crying over the completely legal tackle on Bell and completely normal legal sack of Ben is hilarious from such a supposed tough guy fanbase

Sorry buddy, poo poo happens in football games. It sucks when an idiot loose cannon attempts to injure people on purpose. Pretty funny that a mentally challenged giant retard rapist pulled an Elway on your team because the rapist running back you employ fumbled, even after your piece of poo poo linebacker did his best to stop it with unbelievably stupid behavior. Football owns

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Goetta posted:

Having Burfict back next year healthy is going to own

Same with Le'Veon Bell, and it'll be awesome when he's back to putting up 200+ combined yards from scrimmage on your team for another decade

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Codependent Poster posted:

You know I'm not a Bengals fan and the only thing I argued was that Porter should have gotten a penalty as well as Jones, or neither of them should have, right?

lol the Steelers had a bitchmade coach actually pull a guy's hair

I mean, nobody but you seems to have come to acceptance that Porter was out there to draw a penalty, which worked. Good job arguing about it for 20 pages tho

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

Sorry that Burfict balls so hard that when he does the textbook form tackles my coaches taught me when I was 10 years old playing pee wee football they ruin the seasons of your bitch baby players

Same, but Shazier

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Chichevache posted:

Is now a good time to talk about what's going on with his eyebrows?

I have a theory that he's the bastard son of James Harrison and a Sedish porn star

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Chichevache posted:

I don't want Burfict out of the league. He's dirty as poo poo, sure, but the league needs a real villain out there. The Steelers Bengals game is one of the most exciting 60 minutes of football I've ever seen. It provoked all sorts of emotions over its course, and I can't recall the last time I was that entertained by a game that didn't feature my team. And that is why I watch football, to be entertained.

I have to agree Chiche. That game was an awesome spectacle of football, so good in fact, that I would have only been bummed out for the evening if the Steelers lost.

Long live the AFCN

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Pron on VHS posted:

I follow James on Instagram and he loves his kids a lot

He lives in my neighborhood and I enjoy talking to him at youth football games. He's intimidating as hell, but also funny in a dour, dry way

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Blarfk posted:

Can you share some stories??

I met him through an old boss, who quit and went on to found the Goddard School, which is a daycare/pre school with several sites now, but the Cranberry one is where Harrison's kids go.

I was warned ahead of time not to talk about NFL poo poo with him, just make small talk about what was happening in the game, now when I go to see my nephews play or my nieces cheer, I sit by him and my old boss. He shittalks the chubby executive dads decked out in head to toe Under Armour gear, as well as the undersexed, skinny moms parading around in designer clothes.

Nothing spectacular. He's just funny and clearly cares a lot about his sons.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

toxicsunset posted:

i have been concussed many times and the thing i remember the most about them is the inability to dance and/or laugh that came after the fact also i would vote for joey porter to be president of the united states of america

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D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Goetta posted:

Is it just for hitting AB because uh

No, for the 5x he was fined in 2015, and qualified with hits to both Maxx Williams and AB in consecutive weeks, even after getting 50k for diving at Roethlisberger's knees Dec 20

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Parmesan Basil posted:

So I assume Shazier, Tomlin, Munchak and Joey Porter have their suspensions coming here in a few?

None of them have 4 previous infractions in 1 season, but I'm sure that won't register in your 90 iq brain

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Goetta posted:

I don't get going from fines to a three game suspension unless it is one of those media things designed to be reduced under appeal. The only analog I can think off the top of my head is James Harrison and he only got a single game after years of being fined.

I guess this is all assuming the NFL isn't weighing punishment based on how twitter is trending.

They escalate. Harrison's last fine was 100k

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Goetta posted:

So how does Burfict go from a 50k fine to a 3 game suspension short of like stomping or fighting a dude

I don't know. When Harrison was doing this poo poo circa 2010, he was only fined for 3 separate incidents. Maybe it has to do with Burfict having 5?

Parmesan Basil posted:

Is that what the typical level is for posters is your bad subforum? Is that why you want me to post there?

No, I was IK at the time and wanted to chain probate you

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Ramadu posted:

How was shazier or whatever his name is not fined or suspended for his unfortunate hit?

He's gonna be fined, for sure


Parmesan Basil posted:

Oh I see. You were extremely, ah, what's the word? Caremad? You'll have to forgive, I'm a little behind on the lingo up there.

Lol, no you dunce, it would have been fun for me

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Goetta posted:

Burfict should get a game suspension just like Harrison did. If he keeps doing it after the suspension then he should get 4, then 8, then a season and so on. I think going from 0 suspensions to 3 games is really weird and does actually smell like media relations poo poo.

I also still don't think he intentionally hit him in the head but that it doesn't really matter what the intent was.

It's gonna be reduced to 2. I mean, we all know the NFL is wildly inconsistent with suspensions. Seriously, Le'Veon was suspended for 3 games for weed, reduced to 2

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Detroit_Dogg posted:

James Harrison owns

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

toxicsunset posted:

The opening scene for the last boy scout is the ideal start to a sporting event



I love James Harrison, I'm glad he is a Steeler. That said, I'm glad he doesn't do the above anymore, as it's reckless, dangerous and unnecessary. That hit (as well as the 2 on back to back plays on McCoy) made and still makes me feel uncomfortable in their viciousness. You can still play hard without attempted murder.

I hope Burfict figures it out, as he's supremely talented otherwise.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
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Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
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D-LINK fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Jan 13, 2016

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Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
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D-LINK fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Jan 13, 2016

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Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
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D-LINK fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Jan 13, 2016

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
Wtf sorry fellas

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
:kraken:

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Groovelord Neato posted:

yes it do, burfict was trying to head to head brown but missed and hit him with his shoulder so shazier's it still dirtier since he actually nailed the dude with his head. not a very difficult concept to grasp.

Nah, at least Gio had the ball.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Blarfk posted:

So Burfict has knocked Bell out for the season two years in a row, and has now made both Ben and Brown miss games.

drat dude... drat.

It was Reggie Nelson last year, not Burfict

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D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

I think that's good, even if insincere and a week late

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